i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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haha someone was doing a little more than licking the lollipop..
If that was right, I'd hate to be around you when something went wrong
I remember my first beer
Big Dan band's version (from Hangover) would have been wayyyy better.
How is that doing something right?..
What drugs are you smoking? Bc I'd like to travel back to 2004 as well.
Who cares what song was playing? Congrats man! Welcome to the dark side
Has anyone seen my dog?
Why is that a good thing? Please say you were being sarcastic.
Someone explain a couple things to me:\n1 whats with the pretzel trend in the comments? Don't get the jokes.\n2 whats with the soviet trend in the comments? Get the jokes, they're just fuckin stupid.\n3 whats with the repulsive redneck ignorant racist fuck? Motherfucker you lost your virginity to Elton John. Not the songs. The person.\n4 "something in my life has finally gone right" so how many times have you been struck by lightning?
These pretzels are making me thirsty! its a Seinfeld joke. get with the times... well the 90's
I lost mine to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. I'm not even kidding. It was not planned either.
this is more like the final notice of your life going to wrong way.
Oh my god! So did I
Stoteg- you're either too young or way to fucking old to be here...
you consider that to have "gone right"? i woulda rather lost my virginity to something written and sang by Michael Bolton.
SEX. You're doing it wrong.
Micheal fucking Bolton??? Pssh I'd rather listen to Lionel Richie.
Haha, that's pretty funny! Congrats! :)
@Stalin this already is like soviet Russia, that song doesn't need to exist
Who is Virginity?
I lost mine to, let's get it on by marvin Gaye... BEAT THAT.
Really Stalin? With a screen name like that I would expect much better soviet russia jokes than that. Tisk tisk
i laughed when i saw it... douche.
Willmus.. Does your dog like pretzels?
What was right finally having sex, or discovering music to mask the horrible sex noises that keeps people up?
When you get asked about taking candy from a baby by her, take note about the 'baby' part!
Now that you've done it once, you're gonna keep wanting more and more and more after that. Welcome to the world of sex dude.
Squaids!!! squirrel aids
Willmus, I ate it. Sorry.
Hahaha me too! Props
Stoteg woke up on the wrong side of his doggy dish.
Dude that's what's up!
gotta love 50 Cent ;)
In the Soviet, the pretzels are saltier.
All this thirst is making me pretzels
Great song. Dont hate on it!
This is a preteen girl doing it with her favorite teddybear...
Fifteenth!!! Woo woo I want a pretzel... LoL