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  • Submitted by Thrax on Jun 30, 10 at 1:46am

    If that was right, I'd hate to be around you when something went wrong

  • Submitted by taytayx03 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:06am

    haha someone was doing a little more than licking the lollipop..

  • Submitted by ItsB on Jun 30, 10 at 2:51am

    Big Dan band's version (from Hangover) would have been wayyyy better.

  • Submitted by bbhs2320 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:14am

    I remember my first beer

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:22am

    How is that doing something right?..

  • 94 48
    Submitted by krsarich on Jun 30, 10 at 1:25am

    What drugs are you smoking? Bc I'd like to travel back to 2004 as well.

  • 75 57
    Submitted by PhoebeMichelle on Jun 30, 10 at 5:31am

    Who cares what song was playing? Congrats man! Welcome to the dark side

  • 82 71
    Submitted by willmus on Jun 30, 10 at 12:58am

    Has anyone seen my dog?

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    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Jun 30, 10 at 12:40am

    Why is that a good thing? Please say you were being sarcastic.

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    Submitted by anonanon123 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:46am

    Someone explain a couple things to me:\n1 whats with the pretzel trend in the comments? Don't get the jokes.\n2 whats with the soviet trend in the comments? Get the jokes, they're just fuckin stupid.\n3 whats with the repulsive redneck ignorant racist fuck? Motherfucker you lost your virginity to Elton John. Not the songs. The person.\n4 "something in my life has finally gone right" so how many times have you been struck by lightning?

    • 48 59
      Submitted by Devil_Town on Jun 30, 10 at 7:25am

      These pretzels are making me thirsty! its a Seinfeld joke. get with the times... well the 90's

  • 60 47
    Submitted by Devil_Town on Jun 30, 10 at 4:51am

    this is more like the final notice of your life going to wrong way.

  • 53 35
    Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 18, 10 at 5:21pm

    I lost mine to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. I'm not even kidding. It was not planned either.

  • 54 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 3:16pm

    Oh my god! So did I

  • 56 54
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 8:01am

    Stoteg- you're either too young or way to fucking old to be here...

  • 55 53
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 30, 10 at 12:34am

    you consider that to have "gone right"? i woulda rather lost my virginity to something written and sang by Michael Bolton.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by pacosanchez on Jun 30, 10 at 6:07am

    Really Stalin? With a screen name like that I would expect much better soviet russia jokes than that. Tisk tisk

    • 41 62
      Submitted by JewHater on Jun 30, 10 at 10:53pm

      i laughed when i saw it... douche.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by dak5432 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:21am

    SEX. You're doing it wrong.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 8:40am

    What was right finally having sex, or discovering music to mask the horrible sex noises that keeps people up?

  • 49 56
    Submitted by haileymilla on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26am

    Haha, that's pretty funny! Congrats! :)

  • 44 46
    Submitted by ............ on Jun 30, 10 at 1:03pm

    @Stalin this already is like soviet Russia, that song doesn't need to exist

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 30, 10 at 1:45am

    Willmus.. Does your dog like pretzels?

  • 43 51
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 6, 10 at 1:13pm

    Who is Virginity?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 12:47am

    Micheal fucking Bolton??? Pssh I'd rather listen to Lionel Richie.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by tylaaw72 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:35am

    Now that you've done it once, you're gonna keep wanting more and more and more after that. Welcome to the world of sex dude.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 30, 10 at 6:39am

    When you get asked about taking candy from a baby by her, take note about the 'baby' part!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by harvardmedneuro on Jun 30, 10 at 4:41pm

    I'm sorry.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by asdfghjll on Jun 30, 10 at 9:59pm

    I lost mine to, let's get it on by marvin Gaye... BEAT THAT.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by triangleman on Jun 30, 10 at 11:01pm

    Squaids!!! squirrel aids

  • 44 65
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:11am

    Willmus, I ate it. Sorry.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by GellyBelly502 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:53am

    gotta love 50 Cent ;)

  • 33 49
    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jun 30, 10 at 3:06am

    *wrong.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Panther82 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:46am

    In the Soviet, the pretzels are saltier.

    • 36 67
      Submitted by X0Ki on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22pm

      All this thirst is making me pretzels

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Toxik on Jun 30, 10 at 3:52am

    Hahaha me too! Props

  • 39 67
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:58am

    Stoteg woke up on the wrong side of his doggy dish.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by nikki1126 on Jun 30, 10 at 3:00am

    Dude that's what's up!

  • 43 88
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:39am

    Great song. Dont hate on it!

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    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Sep 14, 11 at 11:56pm

    This is a preteen girl doing it with her favorite teddybear...

  • 36 92
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:27am

    Fifteenth!!! Woo woo I want a pretzel... LoL