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  • haha someone was doing a little more than licking the lollipop..

    Submitted by taytayx03 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:06am
  • If that was right, I'd hate to be around you when something went wrong

    Submitted by Thrax on Jun 30, 10 at 1:46am
  • Big Dan band's version (from Hangover) would have been wayyyy better.

    Submitted by ItsB on Jun 30, 10 at 2:51am
  • I remember my first beer

    Submitted by bbhs2320 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:14am
  • How is that doing something right?..

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:22am
  • What drugs are you smoking? Bc I'd like to travel back to 2004 as well.

    Submitted by krsarich on Jun 30, 10 at 1:25am
  • Who cares what song was playing? Congrats man! Welcome to the dark side

    Submitted by PhoebeMichelle on Jun 30, 10 at 5:31am
  • Why is that a good thing? Please say you were being sarcastic.

    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Jun 30, 10 at 12:40am
  • Has anyone seen my dog?

    Submitted by willmus on Jun 30, 10 at 12:58am
  • Someone explain a couple things to me:\n1 whats with the pretzel trend in the comments? Don't get the jokes.\n2 whats with the soviet trend in the comments? Get the jokes, they're just fuckin stupid.\n3 whats with the repulsive redneck ignorant racist fuck? Motherfucker you lost your virginity to Elton John. Not the songs. The person.\n4 "something in my life has finally gone right" so how many times have you been struck by lightning?

    Submitted by anonanon123 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:46am
    • These pretzels are making me thirsty! its a Seinfeld joke. get with the times... well the 90's

      Submitted by Devil_Town on Jun 30, 10 at 7:25am
  • this is more like the final notice of your life going to wrong way.

    Submitted by Devil_Town on Jun 30, 10 at 4:51am
  • I lost mine to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. I'm not even kidding. It was not planned either.

    Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 18, 10 at 5:21pm
  • Stoteg- you're either too young or way to fucking old to be here...

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 8:01am
  • Oh my god! So did I

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 3:16pm
  • you consider that to have "gone right"? i woulda rather lost my virginity to something written and sang by Michael Bolton.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 30, 10 at 12:34am
  • SEX. You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by dak5432 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:21am
  • Haha, that's pretty funny! Congrats! :)

    Submitted by haileymilla on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26am
  • Really Stalin? With a screen name like that I would expect much better soviet russia jokes than that. Tisk tisk

    Submitted by pacosanchez on Jun 30, 10 at 6:07am
  • Micheal fucking Bolton??? Pssh I'd rather listen to Lionel Richie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 12:47am
  • @Stalin this already is like soviet Russia, that song doesn't need to exist

    Submitted by ............ on Jun 30, 10 at 1:03pm
  • What was right finally having sex, or discovering music to mask the horrible sex noises that keeps people up?

    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 8:40am
  • I lost mine to, let's get it on by marvin Gaye... BEAT THAT.

    Submitted by asdfghjll on Jun 30, 10 at 9:59pm
  • *wrong.

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jun 30, 10 at 3:06am
  • When you get asked about taking candy from a baby by her, take note about the 'baby' part!

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 30, 10 at 6:39am
  • Who is Virginity?

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 6, 10 at 1:13pm
  • Now that you've done it once, you're gonna keep wanting more and more and more after that. Welcome to the world of sex dude.

    Submitted by tylaaw72 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:35am
  • Willmus.. Does your dog like pretzels?

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 30, 10 at 1:45am
  • Squaids!!! squirrel aids

    Submitted by triangleman on Jun 30, 10 at 11:01pm
  • I'm sorry.

    Submitted by harvardmedneuro on Jun 30, 10 at 4:41pm
  • gotta love 50 Cent ;)

    Submitted by GellyBelly502 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:53am
  • Willmus, I ate it. Sorry.

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:11am
  • Hahaha me too! Props

    Submitted by Toxik on Jun 30, 10 at 3:52am
  • Dude that's what's up!

    Submitted by nikki1126 on Jun 30, 10 at 3:00am
  • In the Soviet, the pretzels are saltier.

    Submitted by Panther82 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:46am
    • All this thirst is making me pretzels

      Submitted by X0Ki on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22pm
  • Stoteg woke up on the wrong side of his doggy dish.

    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:58am
  • Great song. Dont hate on it!

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:39am
  • This is a preteen girl doing it with her favorite teddybear...

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Sep 14, 11 at 11:56pm
  • Fifteenth!!! Woo woo I want a pretzel... LoL

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:27am
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