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  • Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 12:17pm

    He turned 60% of his pants into shorts the other night while stoned. So...your call

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 11:55am

    New magic tfln word is jorts.....

    • Submitted by meattastic on Jul 9, 10 at 3:41pm

      I wore jorts while going to pick up my plan b. That high...

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    Submitted by Samia on Jul 9, 10 at 11:27am

    Run away while you still can.

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    Submitted by ThatgirlLauren on Jul 9, 10 at 10:09pm

    Marry him, you just can't beat some redneck loving.

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    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 9, 10 at 12:50pm

    Embrace it and push for the growth of a mullet

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    Submitted by C_Lo420 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:22pm

    Gotta love Florida Gator fans!

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 9, 10 at 12:27pm

    Leave. Now. Otherwise your future includes a mullet

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:09pm

      and a silver bullet trailer

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    Submitted by emoasfcuk on Jul 9, 10 at 4:23pm

    I'd say run...and scream while you do it, just to get the point across

  • Submitted by laf24 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:27am

    or maybe you stumbled into the Delorean

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    Submitted by tobeabother on Jul 11, 10 at 4:42am


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    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 9, 10 at 1:22pm

    Runnnnn !! First date? it will only get worse!! I got a lil redneck in me but honestly jorts are not okay

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    Submitted by salol on Jul 10, 10 at 3:23am

    you are an embarassment to my area code.

  • Submitted by llc0929 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:38pm

    What are jorts?

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:10pm

      look it up... the internet is used for more than tfln and porn.

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    Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 8:15pm

    Every1 needs 2 embrace their White Trash side every once in a while! (but use protection-we dont want THAT getting reproduced)

  • Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 14, 10 at 2:26am

    Get the fuck out of Maryland you trash living cunt