He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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He turned 60% of his pants into shorts the other night while stoned. So...your call
New magic tfln word is jorts.....
I wore jorts while going to pick up my plan b. That high...
New low or Best. Night. Ever?
Run away while you still can.
Marry him, you just can't beat some redneck loving.
Embrace it and push for the growth of a mullet
Leave. Now. Otherwise your future includes a mullet
and a silver bullet trailer
or maybe you stumbled into the Delorean
Runnnnn !! First date? it will only get worse!! I got a lil redneck in me but honestly jorts are not okay
Gotta love Florida Gator fans!
I'd say run...and scream while you do it, just to get the point across
you are an embarassment to my area code.
What are jorts?
look it up... the internet is used for more than tfln and porn.
Every1 needs 2 embrace their White Trash side every once in a while! (but use protection-we dont want THAT getting reproduced)
Get the fuck out of Maryland you trash living cunt