He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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yeh laid out by a boulder
Mauled by cement ?
Crikey! Look there...it's the elusive cement boulder. Their habitat is the construction site. Don't get too close to one of these beauts in the wild, they're known for their terrifying, vicious attacks...I'm gonna go poke it.
Anything for some ass I guess.. Kinda stupid, very painful.
It's concrete, not cement, concrete is a mixture of portlain cement, water gravel and sand. They are not interchangable words.
thank god you're alive sex!
Wow that's fucking hilarous
HIPPA say wut
Just like in the bible... the mauled by cement bible.
that is a nice bouldaa
Priorities...... Or... Will do anything to get laid?
A was that you......well you did get laid for it.
That's your que to start sucking Ho.
How the fuck do you get mauled by cement
That's not even a heavy Atlas stone. What a wimp.