I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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but you can sure as hell try.
It's hard to put lipstick on with your mouth full.
This must be a girl, because guys CAN cum and do their make up at the same time, if they wear make up.
If you were ninja like me yu could...I do it all the time!!!
Roadhead mandyyy ?? WTF dumbass
Hmm, yeah. It's a common problem among my ladies these days. All they do is complain and say things like, "Captain Froggz, I need to go to work, stop fucking me so hard and ehh, AHH!!" And then their make-up looks terrible.
yes you can. dont sell yourself short, woman up whore
Yeah, you'd probably look like the Joker.
Maybe it's because u lost ur testes the day u first wore makeup
roadhead has its challenges
Sounds like a personal problem.
blahblahblah wares make up in pretty pink colors
Lack of pretzels....
Sounds like gene simmons
But obviously had could text this in the middle of it.
i thought women could multi-task.
Thank you for the visual...FAKE, but thanks anyway.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Why would you want to do makeup at a time like that anyways wierdo!
Woo! At least she isn't an idiot like everyone else who thinks it's "come" and "came" haha
Reality alert: no one cares if you cum
sucks to be metro.
Frogs are stupid lame
LMFAO @ laf24 !!