i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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1145, ew go learn how to speak properly.
The breathalizers cops have with them aren't accurate, my friend stole his dads one night and it would go up and down everytime u blew
Hahahaha I'd vote this one best tfln of the day today, maybe of the week or even month cause I can just picture this happening
You are not given any tests upon being booked in the jail for the night -- under suspicion of DUI/DWI. You are forced to surrender your license, for an extended period of time [this varies by state].
Lawyers for parents and they always taught us to refuse to agree to anything, opt for a cell. Easier to get out of as they have no physical evidence, just a strong suspicion.
You want a bet?\nIf you get booked for DUI, California will force a drug blood test. You have no choice. You signed acknowledging this when you got your license here.\n\nAnd if you're certainly NOT drunk, you now lose your license for a year instead of going home to bed that night.
(908): It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Wow I saw this on fmylife.com
fake. someone already posted one like this. nice try though.
I was arrested for being drunk in public and made to take a breanthylizer before I was processed so they could determine my level of intoxication "for the record". I fuckin hate cops.
10:45 you can decline the breathalyzer
here if you refuse it is taken as an admission of guilt. here being canada. not a good choice.
Haha funni bcuz i saw one of those 2 days ago but she failed!!
It's idiotic but that's generally the procedure. You are arrested under suspicion of DUI and the investigation is carried out at the station before you are processed into jail.
Also if you request blood or urine tests to determine sobriety you must also submit to a test of the officers choice.
Fuck u fake don't go to this site if u don't like what your reading
Thank you 11:36...I started to ask myself why the site was reposting the same texts from other nights...then realized that some unoriginal tool thought they would try try to be cool...and failed miserably.
Damnnnnnnnnn Smoki, that is sum bullshit
-LaMMi From da 305!
yeah, in my home state you lose your license for a year if you refuse, but nothing shows up on your record. there may be a fine, but it is definitely better than getting a DUI
If you refuse a breathylizer or other sobriety test you are automatically placed under arrest and forced to take the tests at the jail.
Wrong, only if you are driving a car, you are liable to take a breathalyser or you can lose your licence. No sobriety tests are required. In-fact a sobriety test can only hurt your case because one tiny mistake can give them proof you were intoxicated. If you are not driving, age 21 above or below, you are better off refusing both sobriety and breathalyser tests, unless you will 100% not under the influence. When you go to court they have no proof of being under the influence - refusal tick
and you would of gotten away with it if you werent such a show-off at the end.
This is fake it's been om MLIA and FML so many times
Lmfao!!! This shit happenened to my bf!
In NY if you decline the Breathalyzer you lose your license for I think 2 years... so if losing your license is better than getting a DWI go for it...
in most states you're able to decline the field sobriety tests also
HahHHahah that just made my night
I registered under the legal limit was later charged with public disorder and a slap on the wrist.
Hahaha this is great
i did not know losing you balance was against the law!
Fake story. Already been done.
Ok honestly 6.13 ur a frickin idiot no on here gives a damn about ur stupid pencil dick. If it actually was big u wouldn't feel the need to brag about it over TFLN. It's pretty pathetic...
I've heard that some places will require a breathylizer when processed into jail because you are under government supervision...similar to a quick exam by a doc to see if youre sick and need any treatment. The idea has something to do with safety and negligence I think.
you aren't forced to take the tests in jail, that's idiotic. you are kept overnight, though
already been done...
I just cummed in my girlfriends hair. Butthis is funny. And yes I was reading this while she was sucking my big dick. She loves my cum
They lied to you, 1:23. Cops are allowed to do that, unfortunately.
then in that case i think the breathalyzer would have been enough
Only in Beverley hills is this possible I pity you
Your able to pass a field sobriety test but can't
Even stand. What a waste of life you blonde
I got arrested for suspcion of DUI the cops went into the bowling alley were I had been for like an hour and took me to jail but I passed a blood test and breathalyzer so I won in court and got a written letter of apology from the chief of police for the Astoria police dept harrasement
There is no "pass" or "fail to FST's. It's not like you get graded.