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  • I've talked on the phone with a parent while receiving a handjob, that's a little more difficult.

    Submitted by Joe_Mama_124332 on Aug 23, 10 at 1:40am
  • You, my friend, are a skank

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 22, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Masturbating while talking to your parents, uve reached a new low my friend

    Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 22, 10 at 4:00pm
    • unless your parents is a milf and you're into that kinda thing. bahaha

      Submitted by tajmahal on Aug 23, 10 at 2:27am
  • I learned ventriloquism so that I could give a blow job and talk on the phone.

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 22, 10 at 4:50pm
  • We have another thing in common, my friend. We're both named Bob

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 22, 10 at 3:51pm
  • @tajmahal\n\n"Sweet home Alabama"

    Submitted by Lyoo118 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:28pm
  • oh please every girl that still has parents has done that im sure

    Submitted by steelcitymafia on Aug 22, 10 at 4:23pm
  • Me too!!!!! Haha....

    Submitted by DDFunshine11 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:57pm
  • I bet shes got a strong hand

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 22, 10 at 6:03pm
  • Hey hey hey now i had sex while talking on the phone to my mom

    Submitted by ElleeeeBaby on Aug 22, 10 at 7:23pm
  • Major whore

    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Aug 22, 10 at 3:50pm
  • True best friends :')

    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 22, 10 at 9:14pm
  • Yerr not alone my friend.

    Submitted by AddyBaby3 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:32pm
  • then you're too fucking young slutttttt.

    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 23, 10 at 3:55am
  • Gave your dad a handjob?

    Submitted by rinala on Aug 22, 10 at 6:51pm
  • It would only be an awesome shared experience if you have both talked on the phone to anyone while giving a blowjob

    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 22, 10 at 6:09pm
  • I was giving a hj under a blanket when his dad walked in, sat down on the same couch

    Submitted by MonieMonster on Aug 24, 10 at 6:58am
  • Hahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

    Submitted by Oz347 on Aug 22, 10 at 5:25pm
  • What mama don't know won't hurt her lol but really why stop my girl has done that before it's not a big deal

    Submitted by SAC_o_LOVE on Aug 22, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Northeast Ohio...

    Submitted by jony5co on Aug 22, 11 at 12:54pm
  • That's always the worst... It seems you're a terrible person. You should post this story to IABP and tell everybody what a bad person you are. :) wearebadpeople.blogspot.com!

    Submitted by deathcab4booty on Aug 22, 10 at 3:52pm
  • Wow, it takes tfln forever to put texts up. I sent this in last month! It was really funny! I was talking to my mom while I was giving my dad a handjob! haha how funny is that?!?

    Submitted by thisismytext on Aug 22, 10 at 4:27pm