I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I knew Walt Disney would get me laid someday. Best wingman ever.
I can sing with all the voices of the mountain. Does that count?
she was making a pocahontas ref. geeze..watch your disney every now and then..
Uhh yeah. So was he.
12:16 You don't get laid much do you?
I can only paint with all the colors of the rainbow. Does that count?
Miami...enough said lol
"The only way you can poke my hontas is if you can paint with all the colors of the winnnnd!"
I know a girl like that. Fuckin Disney.
Nice. You could have just told him to fuck off though.
what if somehow he did it?! you'd be like
this is a cat lady in training
Cmon baby everybody should know it's blew. Too bad I'm a chick and u won't be getting any dick.
It's PAINT with all the colors of the wind. Duhhh.
Why is this song always on tfln?
4:41 what in the fuck are you talking about?
hahaha you're a winner 4:57
lol love the Pocahontas ref. love that movie
Maybe after she said that he farted to count the colors. How is this a good night?
Lol @ 1158. Perfect dad joke!
You don't need to sleep with me. Just fuck me and leave.
is it bad if brett favre rapes you?
Pocahontas or some shit right? Wtf
ROYGBIV. Give it up slut.
Red blue green !!!!!
i really want to know the guys answer
Nicee I'm gonna use that one
5:23 and 5:24 Aw, did a girl use that line to turn you down too?
9:10 youre totally right. theres no way anyone would sleep with 12:16
Can anyone name them lol
5:23 Or maybe someone who isn't a slut.
Mind you, if thats the case, she shouldn't be on TFLN. Only sluts and assholes allowed. Including me :)
i got the pocahontas reference allright, it's still a fucking lame text.
these stupid cunts play games like this all the time. They are willing to give it up, but just want to tease the guy to make him think that their pussy must be something special. A real man would ump that bitch and move on
--------- shot santa
haha I love how all the guys who don't get laid call her a slut with a test
That's easy since there's no colors in the wind!!
Would that be considered low standards or high?
Haha I woul totally do tht
Did you ask him if he'd ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
What color is the wind?
That's easy... Blew
What's with slutty girls and their stupid tests?
Tee totally not fair. Haha
was he native american?
I don't know y everyone is dissing this text. I think It's an epic win!
I wonder why Pocahontas didn't think of this...oh yeah, because Pocahontas was a whore.
Pocahontas- damn is it sad I know that
What's sad is there are 1688 morons till that rate this with thumbs up!
did u know that vaginas are shaped like a slot and not like a circle?
I'll just say ... Wow
What does that prove (@5:15)
texts are so fucking dumb these days
another fucking stupid as shit text!
Next one please
Stupidest post ever. Kill yourself.
Well 10:09 i can read with all the colors of the rainbow thanks to LeVar Burton
Nevermind, 5:15 got deleted
ohhhhh... get it? there are no colors of the wind.
fuckin stupid shit