I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I knew Walt Disney would get me laid someday. Best wingman ever.
I can sing with all the voices of the mountain. Does that count?
she was making a pocahontas ref. geeze..watch your disney every now and then..
Uhh yeah. So was he.
12:16 You don't get laid much do you?
I can only paint with all the colors of the rainbow. Does that count?
Miami...enough said lol
hahaha you're a winner 4:57
"The only way you can poke my hontas is if you can paint with all the colors of the winnnnd!"
Nice. You could have just told him to fuck off though.
what if somehow he did it?! you'd be like
this is a cat lady in training
It's PAINT with all the colors of the wind. Duhhh.
Cmon baby everybody should know it's blew. Too bad I'm a chick and u won't be getting any dick.
Why is this song always on tfln?
I know a girl like that. Fuckin Disney.
4:41 what in the fuck are you talking about?
lol love the Pocahontas ref. love that movie
Maybe after she said that he farted to count the colors. How is this a good night?
5:23 and 5:24 Aw, did a girl use that line to turn you down too?
That's easy since there's no colors in the wind!!
Lol @ 1158. Perfect dad joke!
You don't need to sleep with me. Just fuck me and leave.
is it bad if brett favre rapes you?
Pocahontas or some shit right? Wtf
ROYGBIV. Give it up slut.
Red blue green !!!!!
I don't know y everyone is dissing this text. I think It's an epic win!
i really want to know the guys answer
Nicee I'm gonna use that one
Can anyone name them lol
9:10 youre totally right. theres no way anyone would sleep with 12:16
5:23 Or maybe someone who isn't a slut.
Mind you, if thats the case, she shouldn't be on TFLN. Only sluts and assholes allowed. Including me :)
i got the pocahontas reference allright, it's still a fucking lame text.
these stupid cunts play games like this all the time. They are willing to give it up, but just want to tease the guy to make him think that their pussy must be something special. A real man would ump that bitch and move on
--------- shot santa
haha I love how all the guys who don't get laid call her a slut with a test
Would that be considered low standards or high?
Haha I woul totally do tht
What color is the wind?
That's easy... Blew
Tee totally not fair. Haha
Did you ask him if he'd ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
was he native american?
What's with slutty girls and their stupid tests?
Pocahontas- damn is it sad I know that
What's sad is there are 1688 morons till that rate this with thumbs up!
did u know that vaginas are shaped like a slot and not like a circle?
I'll just say ... Wow
I wonder why Pocahontas didn't think of this...oh yeah, because Pocahontas was a whore.
What does that prove (@5:15)
texts are so fucking dumb these days
another fucking stupid as shit text!
Next one please
Stupidest post ever. Kill yourself.
Nevermind, 5:15 got deleted
Well 10:09 i can read with all the colors of the rainbow thanks to LeVar Burton
ohhhhh... get it? there are no colors of the wind.
fuckin stupid shit