I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I knew Walt Disney would get me laid someday. Best wingman ever.
I can sing with all the voices of the mountain. Does that count?
she was making a pocahontas ref. geeze..watch your disney every now and then..
Uhh yeah. So was he.
12:16 You don't get laid much do you?
I can only paint with all the colors of the rainbow. Does that count?
I know a girl like that. Fuckin Disney.
"The only way you can poke my hontas is if you can paint with all the colors of the winnnnd!"
Miami...enough said lol
Cmon baby everybody should know it's blew. Too bad I'm a chick and u won't be getting any dick.
Nice. You could have just told him to fuck off though.
what if somehow he did it?! you'd be like
this is a cat lady in training
It's PAINT with all the colors of the wind. Duhhh.
Why is this song always on tfln?
hahaha you're a winner 4:57
4:41 what in the fuck are you talking about?
lol love the Pocahontas ref. love that movie
Maybe after she said that he farted to count the colors. How is this a good night?
You don't need to sleep with me. Just fuck me and leave.
5:23 and 5:24 Aw, did a girl use that line to turn you down too?
Pocahontas or some shit right? Wtf
Lol @ 1158. Perfect dad joke!
is it bad if brett favre rapes you?
ROYGBIV. Give it up slut.
haha I love how all the guys who don't get laid call her a slut with a test
Nicee I'm gonna use that one
Red blue green !!!!!
i really want to know the guys answer
9:10 youre totally right. theres no way anyone would sleep with 12:16
5:23 Or maybe someone who isn't a slut.
Mind you, if thats the case, she shouldn't be on TFLN. Only sluts and assholes allowed. Including me :)
--------- shot santa
i got the pocahontas reference allright, it's still a fucking lame text.
Can anyone name them lol
these stupid cunts play games like this all the time. They are willing to give it up, but just want to tease the guy to make him think that their pussy must be something special. A real man would ump that bitch and move on
Did you ask him if he'd ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
That's easy since there's no colors in the wind!!
I wonder why Pocahontas didn't think of this...oh yeah, because Pocahontas was a whore.
What color is the wind?
That's easy... Blew
Would that be considered low standards or high?
Haha I woul totally do tht
What's with slutty girls and their stupid tests?
was he native american?
Pocahontas- damn is it sad I know that
I don't know y everyone is dissing this text. I think It's an epic win!
Tee totally not fair. Haha
What's sad is there are 1688 morons till that rate this with thumbs up!
did u know that vaginas are shaped like a slot and not like a circle?
What does that prove (@5:15)
I'll just say ... Wow
texts are so fucking dumb these days
another fucking stupid as shit text!
Next one please
Stupidest post ever. Kill yourself.
Well 10:09 i can read with all the colors of the rainbow thanks to LeVar Burton
ohhhhh... get it? there are no colors of the wind.
fuckin stupid shit
Nevermind, 5:15 got deleted