I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I want a girl to yell sex! In my face. New goal.
I love how your definition of a relationship is "sex". That's all I have to say about that.
You really need to lay off the alcohol
Step. Away. From. The. Alcohol. Have some freakin' dignity and self-respect!
This is not a website about dignity and self respect, silly!
Wow, welcome to real life, hope you enjoy your stay
Hoe trying to become a housewife.......
look Paris Hilton, I know it's hard to remember the fact that he never wanted you in the first place, but cut down on the alcohol consumption.
I kinda wish girls would just scream sex from now on. Life would be so much easier. You can weed girls out a lot faster.
ya, im pretty sure if a girl screams sex in my face, it'll happen.
Keep doin what your doin don't listen to these people keep drinkin
How about, "Let's get out of here," and then wink and lead him out or something. Or just stick with what's already working, just without the alcohol. You have a vagina, right? This isn't as difficult as you're making it.
right there with you. i remember my first sober hookup.. awwwkwarddd
Start trying to make out with them then it should come!!
i feel your pain sweetheart.
Honestly, I don't get why so many people bitch about the morality of the situations on here. Who gives a damn cause half of them aren't true and the other half sadly are, but they're for ENTERTAINMENT.
haha, just get on top
"hey um you're really going to hate me for this but you know that one song by them, 'i wanna fuck you like an animal', i realllllllllly like it"
You mean Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails?
You mean Closer? Downward Spiral is the album, not the song.
Where u live
This would be from good ol state college......Penn state girls. "The best in the world"
Just tell them you like their beard
Yes please just still yell sex in our faces!
what a whore
What male r u trying to pick up? If ur halfway decent looking u don't have to try really hard.
I think that's hilarious!!
Tl;dr .. Till I saw "sex"
i hate that awkward moment of waiting for a response and having some alcohol in your blood stream always helps
I have one word - intervention
i used to have the same problem except instead of being deunk i was always baked and lets just say i didn't know i was in a relationship or even had a boyfriend until i stopped smoking weed.... best sex ever though or that of what i thought was
So basically... you're a slut? Middle America appreciates that!
No pretzels for you
Just rub your smelly snatch in his face.
It's girls like this that make me regret not going to college on campus
Yes Sober relations are the worst, ppl get akward we you're all like let's fuck