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  • Submitted by DestruKto on Jun 28, 10 at 11:20pm

    I want a girl to yell sex! In my face. New goal.

  • Submitted by Techa_Nina on Jun 29, 10 at 12:43am

    I love how your definition of a relationship is "sex". That's all I have to say about that.

  • Submitted by 1989toyotapickup on Jun 28, 10 at 11:09pm

    You really need to lay off the alcohol

  • Submitted by butterf1yy on Jun 28, 10 at 11:21pm

    Wow, welcome to real life, hope you enjoy your stay

  • Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:27pm

    Step. Away. From. The. Alcohol. Have some freakin' dignity and self-respect!

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      Submitted by Frankle on Jun 29, 10 at 2:41pm

      This is not a website about dignity and self respect, silly!

  • Submitted by rider8511 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:37pm

    Hoe trying to become a housewife.......

  • Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 28, 10 at 11:16pm

    look Paris Hilton, I know it's hard to remember the fact that he never wanted you in the first place, but cut down on the alcohol consumption.

  • Submitted by RayneKamikaze on Jun 28, 10 at 11:44pm

    I kinda wish girls would just scream sex from now on. Life would be so much easier. You can weed girls out a lot faster.

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    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 29, 10 at 8:48am

    ya, im pretty sure if a girl screams sex in my face, it'll happen.

  • Submitted by Garner on Jun 29, 10 at 4:10am

    How about, "Let's get out of here," and then wink and lead him out or something. Or just stick with what's already working, just without the alcohol. You have a vagina, right? This isn't as difficult as you're making it.

  • Submitted by yeah52 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:06am

    Keep doin what your doin don't listen to these people keep drinkin

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    Submitted by shotssss on Jul 2, 10 at 2:05am

    Honestly, I don't get why so many people bitch about the morality of the situations on here. Who gives a damn cause half of them aren't true and the other half sadly are, but they're for ENTERTAINMENT.

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    Submitted by MoFruity on Jun 29, 10 at 9:36pm

    right there with you. i remember my first sober hookup.. awwwkwarddd

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    Submitted by bwooten9492 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:51pm

    i feel your pain sweetheart.

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    Submitted by amf on Jun 28, 10 at 11:10pm

    Start trying to make out with them then it should come!!

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    Submitted by mdcnrpac on Jun 29, 10 at 4:10am

    Hrrr

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    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Jun 28, 10 at 11:36pm

    What male r u trying to pick up? If ur halfway decent looking u don't have to try really hard.

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    Submitted by tro_jennn on Jun 29, 10 at 4:52pm

    "hey um you're really going to hate me for this but you know that one song by them, 'i wanna fuck you like an animal', i realllllllllly like it"

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      Submitted by king_of_hearts on Jun 29, 10 at 10:06pm

      You mean Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails?

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        Submitted by jonathan171 on Jun 30, 10 at 7:23pm

        You mean Closer? Downward Spiral is the album, not the song.

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    Submitted by cheddab15 on Jun 29, 10 at 9:02am

    what a whore

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    Submitted by amyxlove on Jun 30, 10 at 5:40am

    haha, just get on top

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    Submitted by SoulTaker6 on Jun 29, 10 at 10:45am

    Yes please just still yell sex in our faces!

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    Submitted by brianh2527 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:42pm

    Where u live

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    Submitted by rsb on Jun 29, 10 at 1:36am

    I think that's hilarious!!

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    Submitted by sbloom010 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:07am

    i used to have the same problem except instead of being deunk i was always baked and lets just say i didn't know i was in a relationship or even had a boyfriend until i stopped smoking weed.... best sex ever though or that of what i thought was

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    Submitted by slampice81 on Jun 29, 10 at 3:51pm

    This would be from good ol state college......Penn state girls. "The best in the world"

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    Submitted by genieboi987 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:15pm

    i hate that awkward moment of waiting for a response and having some alcohol in your blood stream always helps

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    Submitted by Bassball429 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:38am

    So basically... you're a slut? Middle America appreciates that!

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    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jun 29, 10 at 1:31pm

    Just tell them you like their beard

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    Submitted by SovietRussiaBak on Jul 1, 10 at 12:06am

    Tl;dr .. Till I saw "sex"

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:34am

    Akward.....TURTLE!!!

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 28, 10 at 11:59pm

    No pretzels for you

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    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 9:02am

    I have one word - intervention

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    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jun 28, 10 at 11:35pm

    Prezels babe

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    Submitted by valekseye on Jul 19, 11 at 10:08am

    It's girls like this that make me regret not going to college on campus

  • Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 28, 10 at 11:43pm

    Just rub your smelly snatch in his face.

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    Submitted by _party_ on Jul 1, 10 at 1:07am

    Yes Sober relations are the worst, ppl get akward we you're all like let's fuck