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  • 66 24
    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 3:30pm
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    It's not that she forgot the thing that came out of her vagina, she just doesn't like what that thing has become. Oh and happy birthday

  • 46 23
    Submitted by broslikethissite on Jun 16, 10 at 3:27pm
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    The same way I forgot to call her back after my penis was in her mouth

  • 30 16
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:38pm
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    Wow. This is sad. Well Happy Birthday anyways.

  • 33 23
    Submitted by laughatyou on Jun 16, 10 at 3:46pm
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    Someone was a mistake....

  • 34 27
    Submitted by Synseer on Jun 16, 10 at 6:16pm
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    You always hurt the ones you wished were never born.

  • 29 19
    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:22pm
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    Cos she's a bitch

  • 27 19
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Jun 17, 10 at 7:11am
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    AWH HAPPPY BIRTHDAY ! hope it was a good one even though your mom forgot it haha :)

  • 28 22
    Submitted by lurkerlynne on Jun 16, 10 at 5:17pm
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    In my mother's case, it was because the morning of my birth was a hectic one. Always a day or two off of the real date. Dad can't remember either.

  • 25 18
    Submitted by brownjd on Jun 17, 10 at 1:37am
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    Happy Birthday... That sucks.

  • 25 23
    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jun 17, 10 at 3:14am
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    My mum forgot my 13th bday lol I feel ur pain.. That shit us cold

  • 21 15
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:43pm
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    My mother keeps forgetting how old my sister and I are. I feel your pain.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 16, 10 at 7:20pm
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    im sure you forget about all those discharged babies youve shot out, whore.

  • 20 19
    Submitted by overnight on Jun 17, 10 at 2:37am
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    woooh. That was my birthday too!\n\nhappy birthday anyways(:

  • 17 15
    Submitted by cutechicki69 on Jun 18, 10 at 11:53pm
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    @underagehangover. Lighten up! Fuck! She obviously didn't do anything to shit on your life so suck it up and stop being harsh.

  • 21 23
    Submitted by craizo on Jun 16, 10 at 8:37pm
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    This is the darkest TFLN I've seen. Sorry.

  • 19 20
    Submitted by E82Stud on Jun 20, 10 at 3:27am
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    Because you're a failure... Now go play in traffic

  • 17 17
    Submitted by bitchfacee on Jun 18, 10 at 12:55pm
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    Old people forget shit. Especially if you're not the favorite child.

  • 17 17
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 17, 10 at 1:21am
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    Maybe she's just old and already forgetting things.

  • 17 20
    Submitted by MonsterHand on Jun 21, 10 at 8:35am
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    I don't think she likes what *came out*

  • 13 13
    Submitted by mosh on Sep 5, 10 at 12:17pm
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    Haha. That sucks.

  • 19 25
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 17, 10 at 2:38am
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    @1:02 - no wonder you want to remain nameless. I hate to disappoint you but pee does not come out of a woman's vagina.

  • 18 25
    Submitted by wad0cash on Jun 16, 10 at 5:12pm
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    You put said thing in a dumpster

  • 18 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 10 at 1:02am
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    Does she also keep track of the time pee comes out of her vagina?

  • 17 35
    Submitted by thurstonmatthew on Jun 16, 10 at 4:04pm
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    The same way you try to forget about your aborted children

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