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  • Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 3:30pm

    It's not that she forgot the thing that came out of her vagina, she just doesn't like what that thing has become. Oh and happy birthday

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    Submitted by broslikethissite on Jun 16, 10 at 3:27pm

    The same way I forgot to call her back after my penis was in her mouth

  • Submitted by laughatyou on Jun 16, 10 at 3:46pm

    Someone was a mistake....

  • Submitted by lurkerlynne on Jun 16, 10 at 5:17pm

    In my mother's case, it was because the morning of my birth was a hectic one. Always a day or two off of the real date. Dad can't remember either.

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:38pm

    Wow. This is sad. Well Happy Birthday anyways.

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    Submitted by Synseer on Jun 16, 10 at 6:16pm

    You always hurt the ones you wished were never born.

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    Submitted by bitchfacee on Jun 18, 10 at 12:55pm

    Old people forget shit. Especially if you're not the favorite child.

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    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:22pm

    Cos she's a bitch

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:43pm

    My mother keeps forgetting how old my sister and I are. I feel your pain.

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    Submitted by wad0cash on Jun 16, 10 at 5:12pm

    You put said thing in a dumpster

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    Submitted by overnight on Jun 17, 10 at 2:37am

    woooh. That was my birthday too!\n\nhappy birthday anyways(:

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    Submitted by brownjd on Jun 17, 10 at 1:37am

    Happy Birthday... That sucks.

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 16, 10 at 7:20pm

    im sure you forget about all those discharged babies youve shot out, whore.

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    Submitted by E82Stud on Jun 20, 10 at 3:27am

    Because you're a failure... Now go play in traffic

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    Submitted by mosh on Sep 5, 10 at 12:17pm

    Haha. That sucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 10 at 1:02am

    Does she also keep track of the time pee comes out of her vagina?

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    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Jun 17, 10 at 7:11am

    AWH HAPPPY BIRTHDAY ! hope it was a good one even though your mom forgot it haha :)

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    Submitted by MonsterHand on Jun 21, 10 at 8:35am

    I don't think she likes what *came out*

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    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 17, 10 at 1:21am

    Maybe she's just old and already forgetting things.

  • Submitted by cutechicki69 on Jun 18, 10 at 11:53pm

    @underagehangover. Lighten up! Fuck! She obviously didn't do anything to shit on your life so suck it up and stop being harsh.

  • Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jun 17, 10 at 3:14am

    My mum forgot my 13th bday lol I feel ur pain.. That shit us cold

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    Submitted by craizo on Jun 16, 10 at 8:37pm

    This is the darkest TFLN I've seen. Sorry.

  • Submitted by thurstonmatthew on Jun 16, 10 at 4:04pm

    The same way you try to forget about your aborted children

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 17, 10 at 2:38am

    @1:02 - no wonder you want to remain nameless. I hate to disappoint you but pee does not come out of a woman's vagina.