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  • It's not that she forgot the thing that came out of her vagina, she just doesn't like what that thing has become. Oh and happy birthday

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Someone was a mistake....

    Submitted by laughatyou on Jun 16, 10 at 3:46pm
  • The same way I forgot to call her back after my penis was in her mouth

    Submitted by broslikethissite on Jun 16, 10 at 3:27pm
  • My mother keeps forgetting how old my sister and I are. I feel your pain.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:43pm
  • You always hurt the ones you wished were never born.

    Submitted by Synseer on Jun 16, 10 at 6:16pm
  • Wow. This is sad. Well Happy Birthday anyways.

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:38pm
  • You put said thing in a dumpster

    Submitted by wad0cash on Jun 16, 10 at 5:12pm
  • In my mother's case, it was because the morning of my birth was a hectic one. Always a day or two off of the real date. Dad can't remember either.

    Submitted by lurkerlynne on Jun 16, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Old people forget shit. Especially if you're not the favorite child.

    Submitted by bitchfacee on Jun 18, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Cos she's a bitch

    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Haha. That sucks.

    Submitted by mosh on Sep 5, 10 at 12:17pm
  • Happy Birthday... That sucks.

    Submitted by brownjd on Jun 17, 10 at 1:37am
  • im sure you forget about all those discharged babies youve shot out, whore.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 16, 10 at 7:20pm
  • AWH HAPPPY BIRTHDAY ! hope it was a good one even though your mom forgot it haha :)

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Jun 17, 10 at 7:11am
  • I don't think she likes what *came out*

    Submitted by MonsterHand on Jun 21, 10 at 8:35am
  • Because you're a failure... Now go play in traffic

    Submitted by E82Stud on Jun 20, 10 at 3:27am
  • Maybe she's just old and already forgetting things.

    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 17, 10 at 1:21am
  • This is the darkest TFLN I've seen. Sorry.

    Submitted by craizo on Jun 16, 10 at 8:37pm
  • woooh. That was my birthday too!\n\nhappy birthday anyways(:

    Submitted by overnight on Jun 17, 10 at 2:37am
  • The same way you try to forget about your aborted children

    Submitted by thurstonmatthew on Jun 16, 10 at 4:04pm
  • @1:02 - no wonder you want to remain nameless. I hate to disappoint you but pee does not come out of a woman's vagina.

    Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 17, 10 at 2:38am
  • @underagehangover. Lighten up! Fuck! She obviously didn't do anything to shit on your life so suck it up and stop being harsh.

    Submitted by cutechicki69 on Jun 18, 10 at 11:53pm
  • My mum forgot my 13th bday lol I feel ur pain.. That shit us cold

    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jun 17, 10 at 3:14am
  • Does she also keep track of the time pee comes out of her vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 10 at 1:02am