I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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And this text is a WIN!!!
In Soviet pretzel, much like Soviet Russia, lawn covers delicious tortilla chips. But there are also women with shaved twats giving out free BJ's. THAT high. First.
Marsho are you a pyro? You do seem to like fire more than most?
These chips are making me Firsty! And this is the best text in a while. besides this, tfln has been lacking!
What were you smoking? This could be very easily explained.
Fuckin waste unless u score a drum of queso
In soviet Russia lawn covers chips :)
I agree, APromiseToBurn
die in a fire
EPIC. Now for the salsa flood.....'mwuahahaha.