ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Please, no one at CSU reads a 1,000 page book. It's probably Case Western.
Epic. Sounds like how I study.
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
In Soviet Russia, book reads you!
I've taken adderall a few times, but it did NOTHING for me. I had a harder time concentrating and fell asleep an hour after taking it. Has this happened to anyone? what's that mean?
this reminds me of my sundays
Adderall, so he could stay up and read the entire book
Addy = adderall...but this story sounds fake...how did they know he took an adderall??
Nobody cares you're first, loser!
Shouldn't he save the stimulants until he actually gets tired? Now he'll just have to take another one after the first thousand pages. What a waste of perfectly good addy.
you must not know how addy works? you take it because it makes you focus intensely on something for several hours.
coke wouldnt help youd have to pause and rack up every half hour
this seriously made me laugh out loud
Do work son! - ^ Addy is short for adderall moron. It's main use is to keep kids with ADD (attention deficit disorder) focused and alert, but college kids who don't have this problem will take it to help them study. Basically like legal crack.
This has to be fake, picture more than 10 of even the biggest Harry Potter book. I seriously doubt there is a single volume book that big, or that somebody could actually carry it if there were.
I usually do a line of cocaine and then drink a cup of Cuban coffee
Oh, I get it! To pay attention for such a long book the person had to drink an energy drink and take attention deficit disorder medication.
I used to take adderol. It worked great in school, buy practically made me anorexic and evil. Ritalin is much better.
11:13- Naaah. It's not an energy boost like speed, it makes you FOCUS
Wait, whats an addy?
i read those books without the aderol. and never drink RB because i'm allergic to it. "casual reading' is 1500+ pages; takes about a weekend
oh how i envy you
He will be doing some speed reading on addy.
If I had a Nickel..
Funny!!! First time I used addy I write a 12 page paper and then cleaned the 4 bedroom house I was renting. My roommates wanted me to keep taking it, so they wouldn't have to wash their own laundry.
I'm jacking off to this post
This totally sounds like Case Western
Sounds like last weeks finals
Done that and played 36 strait hours of halo before!
Why do people think the area code and where it happened are related at all? Sure, this kid is from Cleveland, but he could be at school in Hawaii.
11 01 same here man lol next day I was hallucinating
FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR
i can't remember how many times i've sat in the study area before finals and pop addy and run through notes like a madman.
Books with words instead of equations, FTL!!!!!!
Agree 640, i hate blowin too muh riddi and gettin headaches, the drip wih addy was wayyyy worse but it worked better half the time, first time i took it i walked around my city with a friend for no joke two days straight trying to find someone with cocaine
Howard Berg here, world's fastest reader, want me to take care of that for you?
...DONE! Want a summary? Fuck that.
I've never had a bad day after adderall. If I could only get a script...
12:13 that means you have a.d.d
Duh. Spring for some coke, loser.
9.00AM V2 - no need to be an asshole.
9:23, many college students take adderol to help get through tests and stuff like this so I'm guessing that they would know what it looks like. And this to me is highly believable
who the fuck voted this a good night?
11:15 Ralphie May FTW!!!
Addy + Red Bull = zombie
you have to start somewhere.
Eat a dick bitch
Way to go !!!
yeah, but its fun, and a much better high.
Def a med student here
That's the way to go!
adderall helped me for the first month or so, but then I got super depressed.
How did you know it was 10,000 pages..
I don't know how many times I've done this. Not a 10,000 page book but other things.
216 baby, Cleveland state
Stay classy case western.