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  • Epic. Sounds like how I study.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:33am
  • THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:38am
  • I've taken adderall a few times, but it did NOTHING for me. I had a harder time concentrating and fell asleep an hour after taking it. Has this happened to anyone? what's that mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:13pm
  • this reminds me of my sundays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:41pm
  • In Soviet Russia, book reads you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:18am
  • @9:52 Please, no one at CSU reads a 1,000 page book. It's probably Case Western.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:07am
  • Adderall, so he could stay up and read the entire book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:59am
  • Nobody cares you're first, loser!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:31am
  • this seriously made me laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:05am
  • coke wouldnt help youd have to pause and rack up every half hour

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:07am
  • Shouldn't he save the stimulants until he actually gets tired? Now he'll just have to take another one after the first thousand pages. What a waste of perfectly good addy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:03pm
    • you must not know how addy works? you take it because it makes you focus intensely on something for several hours.

      Submitted by michaelafogle on Oct 6, 10 at 12:46am
  • He will be doing some speed reading on addy. -Bill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:37am
  • 11:13- Naaah. It's not an energy boost like speed, it makes you FOCUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:44am
  • Do work son! - ^ Addy is short for adderall moron. It's main use is to keep kids with ADD (attention deficit disorder) focused and alert, but college kids who don't have this problem will take it to help them study. Basically like legal crack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:00am
  • I used to take adderol. It worked great in school, buy practically made me anorexic and evil. Ritalin is much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:40pm
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:40am
  • I usually do a line of cocaine and then drink a cup of Cuban coffee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:15am
  • Oh, I get it! To pay attention for such a long book the person had to drink an energy drink and take attention deficit disorder medication. - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:48am
  • i read those books without the aderol. and never drink RB because i'm allergic to it. "casual reading' is 1500+ pages; takes about a weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Addy = adderall...but this story sounds fake...how did they know he took an adderall??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Funny!!! First time I used addy I write a 12 page paper and then cleaned the 4 bedroom house I was renting. My roommates wanted me to keep taking it, so they wouldn't have to wash their own laundry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Wait, whats an addy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 11 01 same here man lol next day I was hallucinating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:55am
  • This has to be fake, picture more than 10 of even the biggest Harry Potter book. I seriously doubt there is a single volume book that big, or that somebody could actually carry it if there were.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:15pm
  • I've never had a bad day after adderall. If I could only get a script...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:43am
  • This totally sounds like Case Western

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:09am
  • Howard Berg here, world's fastest reader, want me to take care of that for you? ...DONE! Want a summary? Fuck that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:18am
  • i can't remember how many times i've sat in the study area before finals and pop addy and run through notes like a madman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:40am
  • Books with words instead of equations, FTL!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:39am
  • Sounds like last weeks finals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:26am
  • I'm jacking off to this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Duh. Spring for some coke, loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:00am
  • Why do people think the area code and where it happened are related at all? Sure, this kid is from Cleveland, but he could be at school in Hawaii.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:04am
  • Done that and played 36 strait hours of halo before!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • 12:13 that means you have a.d.d

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Cleveland!!

    Submitted by sheepye on May 11, 10 at 12:42pm
  • THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:34pm
  • 9.00AM V2 - no need to be an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:50am
  • 9:23, many college students take adderol to help get through tests and stuff like this so I'm guessing that they would know what it looks like. And this to me is highly believable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:55am
  • who the fuck voted this a good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Addy + Red Bull = zombie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:40am
  • FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:44pm
  • 11:15 Ralphie May FTW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:27am
  • Agree 640, i hate blowin too muh riddi and gettin headaches, the drip wih addy was wayyyy worse but it worked better half the time, first time i took it i walked around my city with a friend for no joke two days straight trying to find someone with cocaine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Way to go !!!

    Submitted by Cidou on Dec 15, 11 at 3:43pm
  • page 1... you have to start somewhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:50am
  • Eat a dick bitch -Edgar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:32am
  • That's the way to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:24am
  • Def a med student here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:44pm
  • How did you know it was 10,000 pages..

    Submitted by SwagMeOut on Nov 16, 11 at 7:04pm
  • yeah, but its fun, and a much better high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:10am
  • adderall helped me for the first month or so, but then I got super depressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Stay classy case western.

    Submitted by appleheart on Jul 20, 10 at 8:25am
  • 216 baby, Cleveland state

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:52am
  • I don't know how many times I've done this. Not a 10,000 page book but other things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:44am
  • 11:01= win

    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 3, 10 at 11:56pm
  • First bitches!!!! -Edgar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:30am