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  • Why do people think that he read a voicemail.....you cant read it...I think that he could only hear those word clearly. Everything else was just drunk nonsense talk.

    Submitted by lovelypiglet on Jul 30, 10 at 7:09pm
  • @asshats how does the reply feature work and do you have to be on the computer? For all of us who are clueless to this feature and don't know how to use it!????

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 1:53am
  • Just putting this out there for you guys and gals, the TFLN app on my itouch doesn't have a reply function.( I dint believe anyway) Btw I love the haters, makes me want to troll more :)

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 31, 10 at 7:45am
  • You know what's not funny? You pointing out the obvious.

    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:18pm
  • @anonymous so ok you miss my witty shenanigans. I know. I miss you too. Not! You do likes to argue. What does your husband say about that?

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 7:31am
  • Rule: when your so drunk that you got your butt stuck in the toilet for two hours, YOU MUST ACCEPT YOUR FATE AS A DUMBASS!

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 6:07pm
  • ...what? Is that English?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 4:13am
  • Oh, I get it! BrohammidAli thinks since someone else has been saying why these texts are "funny," he can do the same thing! Just like Jeff used to do!

    Submitted by anonymousone on Jul 30, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Reading voicemail. Funny???

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:57pm
  • @im_twelve: as far as I know, the reply feature is only available on the website. I only use the app, so I've never used said feature. You could probably do it with Safari or whatever mobile web you have, though.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 31, 10 at 2:55am
  • The reason for the weird voicemail was simple: You didn't answer the phone.

    Submitted by DustyBozangas on Jul 31, 10 at 12:20am
  • @asshats Thank You for the info. You are most kind and helpful!

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 3:01am
  • If only my nights that went like that provided the ability to call and tell someone to help....

    Submitted by xanderizm on Jul 31, 10 at 2:46am
  • For all you Twitter people. I'm now on twitter with the name BookofRules. Enjoy.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 5:19pm
  • It's funny because he got a voicemail that was too hard to read because the sender was drunk

    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:16pm
    • It's voicemail. I don't think he read it.

      Submitted by uberdub on Jul 30, 10 at 5:21pm
      • there's actually something called voicemail to text when he would've been able to read his voicemail message..

        Submitted by seaurch1n on Jul 30, 10 at 9:14pm
  • *you're. Rule: don't throw "dumbass" around when you're a dumbass, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 4:06am
  • @KailtinB: I know, right? At least Jeff actually got it right. And I would use the reply feature, but I'm rockin' the iPod app. So I have to do the @ sign. I hope that RuleBook is right about this text. That would be hilarious.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 31, 10 at 1:16am
  • @legonut4: you make me want Jeff back :(

    Submitted by KailtinB on Jul 30, 10 at 5:23pm
  • Can someone issue an Amber Alert on Jeff???

    Submitted by kcs99 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:57am
  • legonut4 is my favorite.

    Submitted by spinellipbr on Jul 31, 10 at 3:14am
  • @lovelypiglet I speak for myself only but I was being sarcastic in stating that the OP "read" the voicemail. Maybe everyone else was too?

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 8:44pm
  • @RuLe you are making me laugh so hard I think I peed on my pajamas. LmAo

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 6:10pm
  • @annoy you did firsty in can we please enjoy the rules? You never say anything worth reading. Just leave the funny people alone. Geeeeez

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 4:09am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because this person sent a nonsensical voicemail due to being under the influence of unknown alcohol.

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 30, 10 at 9:45pm
  • I guess TFLN users are predominately AT&T clients. Verizon offers visual voicemail...

    Submitted by adefiniteproduct on Jul 31, 10 at 1:34am
  • @blah_blah_blah sorry to break it to you but he was correct it's your not you're is a contraction for you are it wouldn't make sense

    Submitted by GrammerNazi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:18am