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  • 83 72
    Submitted by lovelypiglet on Jul 30, 10 at 7:09pm

    Why do people think that he read a voicemail.....you cant read it...I think that he could only hear those word clearly. Everything else was just drunk nonsense talk.

  • 74 64
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 1:53am

    @asshats how does the reply feature work and do you have to be on the computer? For all of us who are clueless to this feature and don't know how to use it!????

  • 78 73
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:57pm

    Reading voicemail. Funny???

  • Submitted by KailtinB on Jul 30, 10 at 5:23pm

    @legonut4: you make me want Jeff back :(

  • 82 86
    Submitted by anonymousone on Jul 30, 10 at 11:25pm

    Oh, I get it! BrohammidAli thinks since someone else has been saying why these texts are "funny," he can do the same thing! Just like Jeff used to do!

  • 82 88
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 7:31am

    @anonymous so ok you miss my witty shenanigans. I know. I miss you too. Not! You do likes to argue. What does your husband say about that?

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    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 31, 10 at 2:55am

    @im_twelve: as far as I know, the reply feature is only available on the website. I only use the app, so I've never used said feature. You could probably do it with Safari or whatever mobile web you have, though.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by xanderizm on Jul 31, 10 at 2:46am

    If only my nights that went like that provided the ability to call and tell someone to help....

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:16pm

    It's funny because he got a voicemail that was too hard to read because the sender was drunk

    • 70 98
      Submitted by uberdub on Jul 30, 10 at 5:21pm

      It's voicemail. I don't think he read it.

      • 69 73
        Submitted by seaurch1n on Jul 30, 10 at 9:14pm

        there's actually something called voicemail to text when he would've been able to read his voicemail message..

  • 72 78
    Submitted by spinellipbr on Jul 31, 10 at 3:14am

    legonut4 is my favorite.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 5:19pm

    For all you Twitter people. I'm now on twitter with the name BookofRules. Enjoy.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 31, 10 at 7:45am

    Just putting this out there for you guys and gals, the TFLN app on my itouch doesn't have a reply function.( I dint believe anyway) Btw I love the haters, makes me want to troll more :)

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 6:07pm

    Rule: when your so drunk that you got your butt stuck in the toilet for two hours, YOU MUST ACCEPT YOUR FATE AS A DUMBASS!

    • 66 87
      Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Jul 31, 10 at 4:36pm

      *you're, but don't worry, I still like you.

  • 75 91
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:18pm

    You know what's not funny? You pointing out the obvious.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 31, 10 at 1:16am

    @KailtinB: I know, right? At least Jeff actually got it right. And I would use the reply feature, but I'm rockin' the iPod app. So I have to do the @ sign. I hope that RuleBook is right about this text. That would be hilarious.

  • 72 89
    Submitted by kcs99 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:57am

    Can someone issue an Amber Alert on Jeff???

  • 68 81
    Submitted by DustyBozangas on Jul 31, 10 at 12:20am

    The reason for the weird voicemail was simple: You didn't answer the phone.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 3:01am

    @asshats Thank You for the info. You are most kind and helpful!

  • Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 30, 10 at 9:45pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because this person sent a nonsensical voicemail due to being under the influence of unknown alcohol.

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 6:10pm

    @RuLe you are making me laugh so hard I think I peed on my pajamas. LmAo

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 4:13am

    ...what? Is that English?

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 4:06am

    *you're. Rule: don't throw "dumbass" around when you're a dumbass, dumbass.

  • Submitted by adefiniteproduct on Jul 31, 10 at 1:34am

    I guess TFLN users are predominately AT&T clients. Verizon offers visual voicemail...

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 8:44pm

    @lovelypiglet I speak for myself only but I was being sarcastic in stating that the OP "read" the voicemail. Maybe everyone else was too?

  • 47 82
    Submitted by GrammerNazi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:18am

    @blah_blah_blah sorry to break it to you but he was correct it's your not you're is a contraction for you are it wouldn't make sense

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 4:09am

    @annoy you did firsty in can we please enjoy the rules? You never say anything worth reading. Just leave the funny people alone. Geeeeez