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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:18pm

    I feel a bit bad for the mom, but seriously she needs to learn to never question motives when mac and cheese is involved. She will lose a finger

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:55pm

    Disrespectful.... Nobody ignores mac and cheese like that to yell at their mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:13pm

    If I was the mom I would have said "Bitch I GAVE you life!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:14pm

    Now she knows she should've gotten an abortion. Idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:18pm

    hahah that one actually made me laugh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:25pm

    Your mom probably felt a bit like the Patriots are feeling right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:23am

    Lol this is the best in a Long time. I feel like I jus found a diamond in a sea of gemstones

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:08pm

    Hahahaha this is the best text in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:21pm

    My mom would slap the shit out of me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 2:15am

    I bullshit. That's a damn lier

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:00pm

    haha i really want to know how this turned out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:51pm

    Seriously, railing this person for living at home? What if he's home for college break or something? You guys try WAY too hard to be mean/funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 10 at 11:13pm

    No joke... I literally shit my pants from laughing so hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:57pm

    Hahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:46pm

    Hey 3:01, isn't there a Dick-Sucking Convention for uptight losers that you should be at instead of giving life lessons on TFLN?

  • Submitted by lover101 on Jan 16, 10 at 10:59pm

    hahahhah i love u this is 2 good

  • Submitted by owlWhoo on Jan 11, 10 at 10:08pm

    hhhhhhhahaahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:00pm

    Told this to my friend...took him 10 minutes to stop crying laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:25pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:10pm

    Nice job living at your parents house too.

    • Submitted by LadyDhampir0707 on May 16, 10 at 7:42am

      People like u make me feel really horrible about my own life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:44am

    That in freakin hilarious!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:06am

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:34pm

    I love mac and cheese with tuna! Still you were shitty to your mom?! Sounds like the line off Baby Mama!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:57am

    Hahaha god this great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:17pm

    hahaha my mom would just laugh considering it sounds like my from baby mama " bitch i dont know your life" hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:27am

    Hahahahaha this is the funniest one I've read today!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:02pm

    ha, i know who said this and his mom probably told him to shut the fuck up and laughed. she's a great lady.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25pm

    Epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:12pm

    fucking amazing!!! you are my hero! marry me??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 3:41pm

    Haha I love you Brenders :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:34pm

    that's a win. can't stop laughing!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:29pm

    mmmm mac cheese is always better at 4

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:59pm

    i found this really funny. one of the best in a long time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:13pm

    lmaooo i lvoe how its "aparently"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:18pm

    guys you realize the op was probably really fucked up since they said "apperently" don't get me wrong this is pretty disrepectful but it's also fucking hilarious as well. I mean you yell that at anyone and I'd laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:50am

    I've read this like 8 times and it gets funnier Every. Single. Time.

  • Submitted by SunShine13 on Jan 12, 10 at 1:25am

    hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:11pm

    hahahaahahhaha that's so funny!! but if I said that to my mom she would slap the shit out of me lol but I love my mom :) and dad lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:47pm

    Haha I love how stupid people are, whoever thought that he really meant what he said you're vacant of any signs of intelligence whatsoever. On a lighter note thats so damn funny I nearly cried HIGH FIVE OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:34am

    Soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

  • Submitted by alphabet on Jan 17, 10 at 2:46am

    ahahahahah this is the best thing ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:41pm

    rofl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:44pm

    she probably wished she didn't give you life. dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:51pm

    beeeeeauuuuutiful!!! absolutely amazing<333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:32pm

    I enjoyed reading this. (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:49pm

    lol this is hilarious sounds like something i'd say if i was trashed. ofcourse, i don't drink at my parent's house tho...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:40pm

    Hahaha. Oh man, sounds like some sleepwalking going on there. I laughed a lot when I read this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:09pm

    Really?!? Disrespectful.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:48pm

    Wow. Madre would slap me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:47pm

    lol it sounds just like my friend berryhill

  • Submitted by EmbracexLove on Jan 15, 10 at 3:32pm

    Funniest shit ever. Funnier if you were drunk while saying this.

  • Submitted by blows4freee on Mar 31, 10 at 11:28pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:19am

    12:36.... or they were blacked out hilarious. gives me hope for the quickly deteriorating TFLN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:11pm

    "Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put my dick in ya mouf. Yous a dirty tramp and so is ya 2 teenagers BITCH!!!! get da fuck off dis site ya spoog" Go kill yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 5:52am

    I've done this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:14pm

    And how exactly is it a good night?

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    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 4, 11 at 8:53am

    Love this hahahha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:57pm

    Really, 6:47? Chill out old man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:21pm

    Hahaha that's fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:04pm

    i actually laughed out loud at this. bahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:08pm

    Hahaha my fab ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:49pm

    applause is in order, my friend. LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:16pm

    Wow, 3:01! Lighten up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:16pm

    hahahaha been there done that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:20am

    soisoisoisoi

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:56pm

    Hahahahaha. Hahaa that's funny

  • Submitted by cherryontop on Apr 4, 10 at 9:26pm

    You see? This is why you shouldn't make mac and cheese drunk at 4am. Life lesson.

  • Submitted by lolgasm4u on Mar 11, 10 at 9:49pm

    my roflknife goes slice slice slice slice slice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:00am

    Hahahah soo bad but too funny to give a thumbs down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:32pm

    thats fuckin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:54pm

    This is why god hates america

  • Submitted by anonymous310 on Jan 13, 10 at 4:41am

    FAVORITE EVER. i feel like you just described my life..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:48pm

    Hahahahahah that's funnny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:10pm

    Yeah I said mouf bitch, like as in luda's masta peace word of mouf, I write like I talk, ya heard me BITCH?!?! you can't talk cuz u 2 busy wit my big blacaconda up in ya MOUF BITCH!!!!! suck on that and let da skewers gets in ya eye ya twat waffle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:53pm

    It actually scares me that some mother has to de with a child that would talk to her like that. As a mother of two teenagers I know how rough it can be at times but i've never had it THAT rough. I hope you start treating your mom with the love and respect she deserves...

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    Submitted by niniricci on Apr 27, 10 at 1:49pm

    Seriously like the best thing I've EVER read!!! My mom would have slapped me there, and laughed hysterically for years to come. AWESOME.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:46am

    Got a visual... That is too funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:36pm

    554. mouf? seriously. go die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:12pm

    My mom would have either laughed or slapped me if I said that to her, maybe both.

  • Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:58pm

    LMFAOOOOO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:40pm

    Most epic shit I have ever read (812)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:10am

    Lmfao I'm in school right now taking finals for the semester and this made me completely break the silence of testing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:54pm

    Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put my dick in ya mouf. Yous a dirty tramp and so is ya 2 teenagers BITCH!!!! get da fuck off dis site ya spoog

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:47pm

    If I could kill myself by SWINGING TOO MUCH DICK BITCH, I woulda been dead a long time ago so why don't you fuckin sluts just get off my back before I put my dick in ya ass ya fuckin dirty spoog ass bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:22pm

    I agree with 4:18 People are to fucking sensitive, this is pretty funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:21pm

    thats fuckin hilarious!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:51pm

    Nothin but class - nice way to make your mom wish for a retroactive abortion, ass clown.

  • Submitted by xo11poprocks11ox on Jul 12, 10 at 2:41am

    Lmaooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:04pm

    Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:43pm

    This is so much win! :'D

  • Submitted by bnez on Oct 23, 10 at 8:05am

    Lmfaooooooo I know I'm late as fuck but I was laughing so hard wen I read this.. I can relate.. Plus I love Mac nd cheese

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:38pm

    Soisoisoisoisoisoi

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:40pm

    Story of my life. -G

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:27pm

    Haahhaahahahah great work xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:19pm

    wow, 5:54 should die in a fire for real lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:37pm

    hAHAHAHAHHAHA this one had me laughing out loud!

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    Submitted by lolcake on May 9, 10 at 9:00am

    Lol epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:28am

    Bet this takes over number one all time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:26pm

    omg i laughed ! the world IS gonna end 2012!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:21pm

    that. is. HILARIOUS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 5:02pm

    Holy shit I just fucking died!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:53pm

    this actually made me laugh, haha. way to go!

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    Submitted by chasea on Sep 8, 10 at 8:18am

    Alley?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:46pm

    Hahahaahahah that's what I'd do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:39pm

    I LOVE this one lmao truly a good tfln

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:40pm

    All i say is lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:35pm

    did she respond with bitch i dont know your life?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:27pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAH, i fucking love this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:54am

    Oh my god that is awesome!! I've had many of those nights.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:47pm

    Wow what the fuck where you trippin on lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:47pm

    Hopefully your mom slapped the shit out of you for talkin to her like that disrespectful fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:14pm

    Really now. Go kil yourself cause now she hates you

  • Submitted by BambiBaby25 on Jan 15, 10 at 5:34pm

    I'm dying laughing. Tears streaming down my face. Wow. Amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:36am

    Sounds like they were on a sleep medication. Some cause you to sleepwalk and be totally unaware of what you do or say. I figure this because they word it as if they don't remember it but someone told them it happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:55pm

    I cried from laughing at this one... Classic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:41pm

    I LOL'd out loud at this one.. [:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:44pm

    2:35 she should have responded with "bitch i MADE your life" also this is so bad it's good, hahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:30pm

    That's so great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:32pm

    wooooooooooow! -flava flav

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:33pm

    This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. I would totally do that!

  • Submitted by quiche31 on Jan 27, 10 at 12:25am

    can we make this tshirt-able? please??!

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    Submitted by MinxyMia on Jun 2, 11 at 1:56am

    Epic!!!! LMFAO!! My mother would have bitch slapped and told me who's the bitch now!!?? Lol

  • Submitted by laurenelizabeth on May 21, 10 at 10:19pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahah

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    Submitted by traci6995 on Dec 31, 10 at 1:17pm

    And thats a funny movie :)

  • Submitted by HockeyBro2528 on Jun 11, 10 at 3:46am

    seriously thats the funniest fucking text on this sight.........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:52pm

    I WANT YOUR LIFE!!!! DUDE THIS IS GREAT!! PAHAHAHA I don't know you butt.. I am in love with you :D

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    Submitted by staygoldx on Sep 25, 11 at 9:53am

    oh south carolina haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:07pm

    Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 2, 10 at 5:10pm

    It won't let me get this as a shirt damn!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:25am

    Boy, you better stop or imma slap the mac outta yo cheese. -Rochelle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:27am

    Ya fuck society! Getting wasted wins! - kid

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    Submitted by ZahirahAimeLaVie on Jan 20, 11 at 2:37pm

    This was HILARIOUS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:08pm

    Funniest thing ever:)

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    Submitted by chels1223 on Sep 14, 11 at 5:24pm

    I laughed at this for like ten minutes!

  • Submitted by michaelj28 on May 18, 10 at 1:20pm

    So awsome in soooo many ways!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:51pm

    Omfg I can't stop laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:58am

    That's DEF. my boyfriend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:08pm

    Lmao What happened to 10:10

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:15pm

    i would do that, i feel you.

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    Submitted by ehehmyooh on May 24, 11 at 1:10pm

    Tears came down I laughed so hard. You deserve a hi 5 !!!

  • Submitted by bananamania on May 30, 10 at 10:13pm

    You go to my higschool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:55pm

    keep it classy, upstate south carolina, keep it classy...

  • Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 3, 10 at 3:12pm

    11:25, nice Everybody Hates Chris reference.

  • Submitted by tomcat34 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:08am

    Hahgag best one evet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:16pm

    I woulda said well that question just earned u no mac and cheese bitch!

  • Submitted by PantyRaider666 on Jan 11, 10 at 7:11am

    i cracked the eff up when i read this!!! im still laughing now! lol

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    Submitted by babygirl363 on Jul 7, 11 at 12:11pm

    Hahah way to go SC :) I love living here!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:30pm

    LMFAO!! this is by far the funniest shit ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 6:11am

    I be gettin my dick sucked by all dees hos. I put my nuts in dey ass an my dick in dey pussy. I run train with just me and a broad ya heard me? She stay stop I say not yet BITCH! I ain't caught my nut yet!

  • Submitted by HellBoy1001 on Sep 8, 10 at 11:11pm

    That bitch shouldn't have questioned his damn mac and cheese

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:32pm

    Yeah id get a t shirt of dis shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:05pm

    Classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 5:36pm

    Funny stuff.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:25pm

    It's okay to tell your mom that if she abused you, I It's sort of a defense mechanism

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:02pm

    I agree this guy needs to learn a lesson.

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    Submitted by johnwayne69 on Sep 27, 11 at 8:42pm

    I woulda been like back up bitch it's mine ALLL MINE

  • Submitted by ajl05 on Feb 5, 11 at 5:46pm

    Hilarious!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:03am

    lol :)

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 9:14pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by gabconn7 on Apr 5, 11 at 12:12pm

    Just made my life!

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    Submitted by staffhipp on May 3, 12 at 12:26am

    Successfully toggled favorite.

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    Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:18pm

    she be like, bitch this is my house. get the fuck out.

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    Submitted by clairedxxxx on Mar 25, 12 at 5:23am

    This made me laugh out loud

  • Submitted by ncboi on May 31, 11 at 3:42am

    God damn people chill. Stop being so damn sensitive and remember that not all people are alike. Some people may get pissed if their kid talks back, but some, like most people who read this including mine, don't care at all and may in fact just regard it as a joke. So chill out and get on with your life.

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    Submitted by Jamescod on Dec 14, 12 at 3:55pm

    Omg lol

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    Submitted by butfuck on Jul 2, 12 at 12:22pm

    I feel like I laughed to hard for this

  • Submitted by missmarissa on May 27, 10 at 9:33pm

    Lawlz. This was great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:01pm

    Are people really supporting this behavior? If I was that parent I'd kick your worthless ass out of my house that instant. Seriously, get an apartment and a real life and show some respect.

  • Submitted by HockeyBro2528 on Jun 11, 10 at 3:47am

    seriously this is the funniest fucking text on this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 11 at 11:29am

    life ? http://pastebay.com/115521

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:09pm

    speechless yet amazed by how funny this would actually be