So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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I feel a bit bad for the mom, but seriously she needs to learn to never question motives when mac and cheese is involved. She will lose a finger
Disrespectful.... Nobody ignores mac and cheese like that to yell at their mom.
If I was the mom I would have said "Bitch I GAVE you life!"
Now she knows she should've gotten an abortion.
Your mom probably felt a bit like the Patriots are feeling right now.
hahah that one actually made me laugh
My mom would slap the shit out of me
Hahahaha this is the best text in a while
Lol this is the best in a Long time. I feel like I jus found a diamond in a sea of gemstones
I bullshit. That's a damn lier
Seriously, railing this person for living at home? What if he's home for college break or something? You guys try WAY too hard to be mean/funny.
haha i really want to know how this turned out.
Hey 3:01, isn't there a Dick-Sucking Convention for uptight losers that you should be at instead of giving life lessons on TFLN?
Told this to my friend...took him 10 minutes to stop crying laughing.
hahahhah i love u this is 2 good
This is why god hates america
No joke... I literally shit my pants from laughing so hard
Hahaha. Oh man, sounds like some sleepwalking going on there. I laughed a lot when I read this.
guys you realize the op was probably really fucked up since they said "apperently" don't get me wrong this is pretty disrepectful but it's also fucking hilarious as well. I mean you yell that at anyone and I'd laugh.
Hahahahaha this is the funniest one I've read today!
i found this really funny.
one of the best in a long time.
lol it sounds just like my friend berryhill
i actually laughed out loud at this. bahahaha
fucking amazing!!! you are my hero! marry me??
I love mac and cheese with tuna! Still you were shitty to your mom?! Sounds like the line off Baby Mama!
hahahaahahhaha that's so funny!! but if I said that to my mom she would slap the shit out of me lol but I love my mom :) and dad lol.
12:36.... or they were blacked out
hilarious. gives me hope for the quickly deteriorating TFLN.
That in freakin hilarious!!!
Haha I love you Brenders :D
Hahaha god this great!
Funniest shit ever. Funnier if you were drunk while saying this.
lmaooo i lvoe how its "aparently"
lol this is hilarious sounds like something i'd say if i was trashed. ofcourse, i don't drink at my parent's house tho...
Hahaha my fab ever!
hahaha my mom would just laugh considering it sounds like my from baby mama " bitch i dont know your life" hahaha
Wow. Madre would slap me
did she respond with bitch i dont know your life?
mmmm mac cheese is always better at 4
Hahahah soo bad but too funny to give a thumbs down
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put my dick in ya mouf. Yous a dirty tramp and so is ya 2 teenagers BITCH!!!! get da fuck off dis site ya spoog
ha, i know who said this and his mom probably told him to shut the fuck up and laughed. she's a great lady.
beeeeeauuuuutiful!!! absolutely amazing<333
Haha I love how stupid people are, whoever thought that he really meant what he said you're vacant of any signs of intelligence whatsoever. On a lighter note thats so damn funny I nearly cried HIGH FIVE OP.
that's a win. can't stop laughing!!
I've read this like 8 times and it gets funnier
Every. Single. Time.
Story of my life.
Hahaha that's fucking hilarious
Seriously like the best thing I've EVER read!!! My mom would have slapped me there, and laughed hysterically for years to come. AWESOME.
ahahahahah this is the best thing ever
I LOVE this one lmao truly a good tfln
Oh my god that is awesome!! I've had many of those nights.
Wow, 3:01! Lighten up.
Nice job living at your parents house too.
People like u make me feel really horrible about my own life.
You see? This is why you shouldn't make mac and cheese drunk at 4am. Life lesson.
Hahahahaha. Hahaa that's funny
Got a visual... That is too funny!
It actually scares me that some mother has to de with a child that would talk to her like that. As a mother of two teenagers I know how rough it can be at times but i've never had it THAT rough. I hope you start treating your mom with the love and respect she deserves...
Epic!!!! LMFAO!! My mother would have bitch slapped and told me who's the bitch now!!?? Lol
I'm dying laughing. Tears streaming down my face. Wow. Amazing
Hopefully your mom slapped the shit out of you for talkin to her like that disrespectful fuck
thats fuckin hilarious
I cried from laughing at this one... Classic!
And how exactly is it a good night?
my roflknife goes slice slice slice slice slice
I've done this
hahahaha been there done that
she probably wished she didn't give you life. dick.
554. mouf? seriously. go die.
Funniest thing ever:)
Lmfaooooooo I know I'm late as fuck but I was laughing so hard wen I read this.. I can relate.. Plus I love Mac nd cheese
This is so much win! :'D
Haahhaahahahah great work xD
Wow what the fuck where you trippin on lol
Lmfao I'm in school right now taking finals for the semester and this made me completely break the silence of testing
seriously thats the funniest fucking text on this sight.........
I enjoyed reading this. (:
Really, 6:47? Chill out old man
"Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put my dick in ya mouf. Yous a dirty tramp and so is ya 2 teenagers BITCH!!!! get da fuck off dis site ya spoog"
Go kill yourself.
FAVORITE EVER. i feel like you just described my life..
Nothin but class - nice way to make your mom wish for a retroactive abortion, ass clown.
thats fuckin hilarious!!!!
Hahahaahahah that's what I'd do
Love this hahahha
Bet this takes over number one all time
You go to my higschool.
Sounds like they were on a sleep medication. Some cause you to sleepwalk and be totally unaware of what you do or say. I figure this because they word it as if they don't remember it but someone told them it happened
can we make this tshirt-able? please??!
applause is in order, my friend. LOL
Ya fuck society! Getting wasted wins! - kid
omg i laughed ! the world IS gonna end 2012!!!
I laughed at this for like ten minutes!
Most epic shit I have ever read (812)
My mom would have either laughed or slapped me if I said that to her, maybe both.
wow, 5:54 should die in a fire for real lol
If I could kill myself by SWINGING TOO MUCH DICK BITCH, I woulda been dead a long time ago so why don't you fuckin sluts just get off my back before I put my dick in ya ass ya fuckin dirty spoog ass bitches
hAHAHAHAHHAHA this one had me laughing out loud!
So awsome in soooo many ways!!!!!!
that. is. HILARIOUS.
Tears came down I laughed so hard. You deserve a hi 5 !!!
i would do that, i feel you.
Boy, you better stop or imma slap the mac outta yo cheese.
I WANT YOUR LIFE!!!!
DUDE THIS IS GREAT!!
I don't know you butt..
I am in love with you :D
Go kil yourself cause now she hates you
All i say is lol
Yeah I said mouf bitch, like as in luda's masta peace word of mouf, I write like I talk, ya heard me BITCH?!?! you can't talk cuz u 2 busy wit my big blacaconda up in ya MOUF BITCH!!!!! suck on that and let da skewers gets in ya eye ya twat waffle
And thats a funny movie :)
BAHAHAHAHAHAH, i fucking love this.
That bitch shouldn't have questioned his damn mac and cheese
That's so great
I agree with 4:18
People are to fucking sensitive, this is pretty funny
What happened to 10:10
Hahah way to go SC :) I love living here!
I LOL'd out loud at this one.. [:
Think about what u just said.
Omfg I can't stop laughing
Hahahahahah that's funnny!
Holy shit I just fucking died!
2:35 she should have responded with "bitch i MADE your life"
also this is so bad it's good, hahah
This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. I would totally do that!
It won't let me get this as a shirt damn!
I woulda been like back up bitch it's mine ALLL MINE
I feel like I laughed to hard for this
This was HILARIOUS!
oh south carolina haha
she be like, bitch this is my house. get the fuck out.
Successfully toggled favorite.
Just made my life!
That's DEF. my boyfriend!
keep it classy, upstate south carolina, keep it classy...
Hahgag best one evet
this actually made me laugh, haha. way to go!
11:25, nice Everybody Hates Chris reference.
LMFAO!! this is by far the funniest shit ever
It's okay to tell your mom that if she abused you, I
It's sort of a defense mechanism
Are people really supporting this behavior? If I was that parent I'd kick your worthless ass out of my house that instant. Seriously, get an apartment and a real life and show some respect.
I woulda said well that question just earned u no mac and cheese bitch!
I agree this guy needs to learn a lesson.
God damn people chill. Stop being so damn sensitive and remember that not all people are alike. Some people may get pissed if their kid talks back, but some, like most people who read this including mine, don't care at all and may in fact just regard it as a joke. So chill out and get on with your life.
Yeah id get a t shirt of dis shit
i cracked the eff up when i read this!!! im still laughing now! lol
This made me laugh out loud
Lawlz. This was great.
I be gettin my dick sucked by all dees hos. I put my nuts in dey ass an my dick in dey pussy. I run train with just me and a broad ya heard me? She stay stop I say not yet BITCH! I ain't caught my nut yet!
What's wrong with you?
seriously this is the funniest fucking text on this site
speechless yet amazed by how funny this
would actually be