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  • Submitted by stillhungover on Jun 28, 10 at 9:29am

    Then stop acting like she's doing you a favor yourself and start turning her down, dumbass.

  • Submitted by tashab on Jun 28, 10 at 10:59am

    Then do it yourself, jackoff.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 9:04am

    And she does a shitty job most of the time.

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    Submitted by dubbydubs on Jun 28, 10 at 9:51am

    exactly hand jobs are for pre-teens and masturbating only

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    Submitted by HereTaFvckShytUp on Jun 28, 10 at 9:52am

    And it's always better when you paint an asshole on your hand anyway, coz at least then it still looks like you're gettin some ass...

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 28, 10 at 9:34am

    Yeah, act like you could always take your "bidnezz" elsewhere, but be warned, you may have to.

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    Submitted by impooping on Jun 28, 10 at 10:17pm

    This one is fucking awesome! And so true.

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    Submitted by elyssajane on Jun 29, 10 at 10:49am

    But it's less work for you! If she's willing let her go crazy!

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    Submitted by thomasb28 on Jun 28, 10 at 8:42pm

    This is classic.

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    Submitted by 8DX on Jul 9, 10 at 12:21pm

    Ha ha ha ha.. How accurate.

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    Submitted by Awsnapp on Jul 2, 10 at 8:51pm

    But remember, girls don't always need a guy. There's toys & they have hands to, so id take what you can get playa, and tell her to remember its not a shake weight.

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    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:07pm

    Well that's great "jack"

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    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:40pm

    i think i have a question here. so...if you are 20, you've been jacking off since you had a dick...? or, you're about 30. i dunno.

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    Submitted by stevo313 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:10am

    Quit bitchin there is a hand around your dick just be thankful it's hers not some dudes!

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    Submitted by jubjuber123 on Jun 28, 10 at 6:23pm

    @Underagehangover, have fun sucking your own dick then

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    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jun 28, 10 at 1:48pm

    Agreed dubbydubs

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 6:35pm

    Lol then ask her for bj

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 12:09pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!