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  • Then stop acting like she's doing you a favor yourself and start turning her down, dumbass.

    Submitted by stillhungover on Jun 28, 10 at 9:29am
  • Then do it yourself, jackoff.

    Submitted by tashab on Jun 28, 10 at 10:59am
  • And she does a shitty job most of the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 9:04am
  • Yeah, act like you could always take your "bidnezz" elsewhere, but be warned, you may have to.

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 28, 10 at 9:34am
  • And it's always better when you paint an asshole on your hand anyway, coz at least then it still looks like you're gettin some ass...

    Submitted by HereTaFvckShytUp on Jun 28, 10 at 9:52am
  • But remember, girls don't always need a guy. There's toys & they have hands to, so id take what you can get playa, and tell her to remember its not a shake weight.

    Submitted by Awsnapp on Jul 2, 10 at 8:51pm
  • This one is fucking awesome! And so true.

    Submitted by impooping on Jun 28, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Ha ha ha ha.. How accurate.

    Submitted by 8DX on Jul 9, 10 at 12:21pm
  • But it's less work for you! If she's willing let her go crazy!

    Submitted by elyssajane on Jun 29, 10 at 10:49am
  • i think i have a question here. so...if you are 20, you've been jacking off since you had a dick...? or, you're about 30. i dunno.

    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:40pm
  • exactly hand jobs are for pre-teens and masturbating only

    Submitted by dubbydubs on Jun 28, 10 at 9:51am
  • Well that's great "jack"

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:07pm
  • This is classic.

    Submitted by thomasb28 on Jun 28, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Quit bitchin there is a hand around your dick just be thankful it's hers not some dudes!

    Submitted by stevo313 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:10am
  • @Underagehangover, have fun sucking your own dick then

    Submitted by jubjuber123 on Jun 28, 10 at 6:23pm
  • Agreed dubbydubs

    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jun 28, 10 at 1:48pm
  • Lol then ask her for bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 6:35pm
  • These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 12:09pm