Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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whether or not you are outta the closet its still awkward as hell...lol
@ 11:22 - Isn't the whole world going to hell then if we listen to your logic?
Life would be more easier if you aren't hiding any secrets. Live life, homo or no homo.
*cough* homo *cough*
yeah, we got that 3:16
but two girls getting it on is awesome, AMIRITE!?
11:06... isn't putting a cock in your mouth unnatural since it doesn't inseminate an egg?
2:49 you just convinced me to never argue ever again, but that would negate your point wouldn't it? hmmmmm strange
im female and personally love fucking my girlfriend in the arse with a strap on while i eat the shit out of her pussy and we watch animal porn. good times.
I do!! I say Jerk off or rub one out...who cares?! It's all slang for MASTURBATION!!
Sounds like she's asking for some cock in her mouth!
Well if you weren't out of the closet I'm pretty sure that launched you right out. Haha.
you can eat while giving it with a strap on? good for you...well i guess better for her
1:08, girls don't JERK OFF.
HI-FIVES 12.17 (the first one) Right on!
10:46, Im a Christian and you are just making matters worse by saying those kind of things on here. This site is anonymous for one, and also getting serious especially about religious matter just looks ridiculous. We need to love and accept everyone, regardless if we feel what they are doing is wrong.
He can definitely retire that phrase. I bet his dad is homophobic
12:17 shut it about MJ. you fucking conformist.
11:25 That's called sarcasm, sweety.
10.46 and 10.51 you're going to homophobe hell with eachother's cocks in your mouths
8:23 you can have my number lol
12:04- thank you for making me just throw up in my mouth.
10:46- do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.
11:43....what girl would say jerking off in reference to her masterbating
NO! Not everyone was meant to reproduce. Look at MJ for example.. aren't you glad he got someone to donate their sperm? I couldn't imagine if there were more fucked up freaky things like him in this world!
you're going to hell for your sin of homosexuality.
10:51 you are an idiot, religion is an obsolete institution. And if yo don't have a lock on your door, slide a butter knife between the door frame and the wall
You must be Gordon in the corduroy pants....sucks for you homo
hell yeah i want some cock in my mouth
we've all been there...
10:46 I thought you weren't to judge others?
Girls don't 'jerk off' they 'jill off' or 'twitter themselves' or 'fringe' the poster was a man
I honestly can't believe that something like this got so out of hand. It's 2009, why does it matter?! Its not like the guy was doing anything to anyone else by liking guys... Just put your big girl panties on and loosen up. Gays aren't going anywhere, so get used to it.
I've always thought it was a sin of vanity to presume that you can be 100% certain what the Bible means. A lot of the homosexuality stuff was targeted at religions that used homosexual intercourse as part of rites. If it's a sin, God will take care of it. It's none of your business.
Uh... 1:51... I believe the correct English would be "you're a dumb racist".... Just saying.
mm be careful putting the word "facts" in the same phrase as "the bible". just sayin
Hey news flash; If you eat shellfish, or even pork, you're going to HELL!!! And if you have a disease, then don't even bother with religion, God wants nothing to do with you!
Old Testament FTW!!!!
2:06 it does.... It was out of love.
12:27 is a retard. it was never proven that MJ actually did anything. look at all the freaks that were hanging with him. wow its not possible that one of those people did it or took advantage of his fragile mental state? idiots
theres much worse in this world than MJ you fucking idiot open your fucking eyes.
I'm a republican male from a red state. I've slept with guys and girls. Just cause I like to know where my tax money goes doesn't mean I don't like some dick. Don't bring politics into it, 1:48. And don't steal 12:31's 2009 thunder. It's cheap to borrow material :-) love
12:18 you know it's true, you MJ loving fucking homo
Wait.... how does a girl jerk off?
...too bad God isn't real.
thank you for correcting my grammatical error 2:01, it happens to the best of us
10:49 how is that judging? if he doesn't repent, the bible says he will go to hell because homosexuality is a sin. i was just stating the facts.
as long as they're bi so some guys can get in on the action too
I agree with 12:17
12:22 child diddlers are some of the worst people in the world. You fucking pedofile
religion is for poor people
July 17, 2009 10:57AM
"Grow up...its 2009"
Oh Ok....then it's ok.
even if religion is an obsolete institution, its still unnatural for a man to want nothing to do with a woman. that seems counterproductive in the scheme of life... since we are meant to reproduce.
Ahaha 733 let ME get YOUR number
That's unfortunate.... -snickers-
texts from last night or issues about morals?
Seeing as how 10% of EVERY species exhibits homosexual behaviors, it actually IS natural.
he wasn't watching just any boys. he was watching harry potter.
Has anyone here thought about the possibility that this text was from a girl? Just sayin'!
religion is for poor people
Do you all enjoy arguing with people you don't know and will never meet? You're not gonna change anyone's mind, you might as well do something better with your time for fuck's sake.
Pretty sure? How can you not be sure?
Conservative bible thumping hypocrites FTW.
girl on girl is only hot with 7s or above
yea by that logic any sexual act that does not involve ejaculation into the vagina for reproductive purposes would punch you a one way ticket to hell.
what's wrong with jerking off to chicks with strap-ons fucking she-males in their buttocks?
@ 1:59pm, amen to that. bang me? thanks.
11:03.... 10:46 and 10:51 are the SAME PERSON. duh. and shes a girl. so technically cock in my mouth would not bother me. i just think that its disgusting and unnatural for two men to love each other in a way that defeats the purpose of humanity.
To OP- let me get your number lol ;)