My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
naw, they were rude, not me.
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its illegal for the landlord to just enter your apartment
sue his ass and you can be the landlord
"And you'll be grateful for the walls in this apartment. We've added soundproofing since Mr. and Mrs. ...um...Reverse Cowgirl moved in last year."
I totally agree, it's your apartment!
I'd like to think i'd do the same :)
there should definatly been some knocking involved. I have had similar experiences...yes plural. apparently it takes a few times for them to learn.
9:19-- kids up way past their bedtimes do this a$ a contest with other lame kids and b) to annoy the adults that get a kick out of reading the texts.
Lmao just like in A Fish Called Wanda xD
That's how we roll in the Chi
Hahaha. Love it. Chi-town represent!!
Wow that's ballsy...haha no pun intended
Shake and bake.
If you're not first, you're last
I wanna go fast.
Sounds like a Chicago landlord to me. 773. Love it!!!
10:25 you're an idiot. she's saying she was fucking a guy and her brother walked in on it. and i hate everyone on this site that says texts are fake...first of all, who gives a shit?...second, who are you to say it's fake or not?
I think you have definitely shown your landlord who _really_ rules.
Way to keep it in the family 10 19
12:28 hahaha that's how stifflers to college!!!
That's tight. That's what's up.
oomg!!WTF?!?!that's frikin hilarious
Haha and as long as ur rent is paid, that's illegal too
Yeah buddy... Don't stop.
I wouldn't have stopped either... I would've had the loudest kinkiest sex just to prove a point.
9:11 I love you for that.
Yea that sucks that has happened to me but my brother was the one that walked in. I think I scarred him for life, walking in on his sister. Wish I can feel sorry for him.
i would have asked them join :)
lmao! wow, yea its your apartment, you shouldnt gotta stop
Right the fuck on!!!
Hot! Let's fuck! Haha!
Made up. Lame. Fail.
I would have done the same thing bro.
"Not to freak you out roomie, but i totally just came."
Don't blame u!!! Frickin rude!! Did they watch or wut?!? WTF!! Stoopids
My landlord never told me he was having the drywall guy fix my bedroom wall. I snuck home during lunch for a quickie and halfway through the sound of a saw and the face of a dude scared the spunk right out of me. Dude had to know before he turned that saw on