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  • its illegal for the landlord to just enter your apartment sue his ass and you can be the landlord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:59pm
  • "And you'll be grateful for the walls in this apartment. We've added soundproofing since Mr. and Mrs. ...um...Reverse Cowgirl moved in last year."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I totally agree, it's your apartment! I'd like to think i'd do the same :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:57pm
  • there should definatly been some knocking involved. I have had similar experiences...yes plural. apparently it takes a few times for them to learn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:37am
  • Lmao just like in A Fish Called Wanda xD

    Submitted by blackbelt017 on Mar 25, 10 at 3:02pm
  • 9:19-- kids up way past their bedtimes do this a$ a contest with other lame kids and b) to annoy the adults that get a kick out of reading the texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:54pm
  • That's how we roll in the Chi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:28am
  • Hahaha. Love it. Chi-town represent!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Wow that's ballsy...haha no pun intended

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:34am
  • 10:25 you're an idiot. she's saying she was fucking a guy and her brother walked in on it. and i hate everyone on this site that says texts are fake...first of all, who gives a shit?...second, who are you to say it's fake or not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Way to keep it in the family 10 19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:25pm
  • I think you have definitely shown your landlord who _really_ rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:55am
  • Sounds like a Chicago landlord to me. 773. Love it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:03am
  • Shake and bake. If you're not first, you're last I wanna go fast. R.B.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:03pm
  • That's tight. That's what's up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:36am
  • oomg!!WTF?!?!that's frikin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:39pm
  • 12:28 hahaha that's how stifflers to college!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:15am
  • Haha and as long as ur rent is paid, that's illegal too

    Submitted by jennylynn123 on Dec 27, 10 at 1:36am
  • Rock on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:34am
  • Yeah buddy... Don't stop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:11am
  • Yea that sucks that has happened to me but my brother was the one that walked in. I think I scarred him for life, walking in on his sister. Wish I can feel sorry for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:19pm
  • I wouldn't have stopped either... I would've had the loudest kinkiest sex just to prove a point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:56pm
  • 9:11 I love you for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:24pm
  • i would have asked them join :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:20am
  • lmao! wow, yea its your apartment, you shouldnt gotta stop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Right the fuck on!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Hot! Let's fuck! Haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:17am
  • Don't blame u!!! Frickin rude!! Did they watch or wut?!? WTF!! Stoopids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:59pm
  • I would have done the same thing bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Made up. Lame. Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:03pm
  • "Not to freak you out roomie, but i totally just came."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:28am
  • My landlord never told me he was having the drywall guy fix my bedroom wall. I snuck home during lunch for a quickie and halfway through the sound of a saw and the face of a dude scared the spunk right out of me. Dude had to know before he turned that saw on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:46pm