My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
naw, they were rude, not me.
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its illegal for the landlord to just enter your apartment
sue his ass and you can be the landlord
"And you'll be grateful for the walls in this apartment. We've added soundproofing since Mr. and Mrs. ...um...Reverse Cowgirl moved in last year."
I totally agree, it's your apartment!
I'd like to think i'd do the same :)
there should definatly been some knocking involved. I have had similar experiences...yes plural. apparently it takes a few times for them to learn.
Lmao just like in A Fish Called Wanda xD
9:19-- kids up way past their bedtimes do this a$ a contest with other lame kids and b) to annoy the adults that get a kick out of reading the texts.
That's how we roll in the Chi
Hahaha. Love it. Chi-town represent!!
Wow that's ballsy...haha no pun intended
10:25 you're an idiot. she's saying she was fucking a guy and her brother walked in on it. and i hate everyone on this site that says texts are fake...first of all, who gives a shit?...second, who are you to say it's fake or not?
Way to keep it in the family 10 19
I think you have definitely shown your landlord who _really_ rules.
Sounds like a Chicago landlord to me. 773. Love it!!!
Shake and bake.
If you're not first, you're last
I wanna go fast.
That's tight. That's what's up.
oomg!!WTF?!?!that's frikin hilarious
12:28 hahaha that's how stifflers to college!!!
Haha and as long as ur rent is paid, that's illegal too
Yeah buddy... Don't stop.
Yea that sucks that has happened to me but my brother was the one that walked in. I think I scarred him for life, walking in on his sister. Wish I can feel sorry for him.
I wouldn't have stopped either... I would've had the loudest kinkiest sex just to prove a point.
9:11 I love you for that.
i would have asked them join :)
lmao! wow, yea its your apartment, you shouldnt gotta stop
Right the fuck on!!!
Hot! Let's fuck! Haha!
Don't blame u!!! Frickin rude!! Did they watch or wut?!? WTF!! Stoopids
I would have done the same thing bro.
Made up. Lame. Fail.
"Not to freak you out roomie, but i totally just came."
My landlord never told me he was having the drywall guy fix my bedroom wall. I snuck home during lunch for a quickie and halfway through the sound of a saw and the face of a dude scared the spunk right out of me. Dude had to know before he turned that saw on