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  • 83 52
    Submitted by FoBlover62 on Jul 16, 10 at 3:42pm

    Again, with the fucking pretzels? Get a life. And as far as the text goes, WIN

  • 69 48
    Submitted by PARedKnight on Jul 16, 10 at 4:02pm

    My kinda woman!!!

  • 71 55
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 16, 10 at 4:56pm

    That works on my gf all the time, even when she has a "headache". Hope I am the only one that can get her that easy

  • 62 56
    Submitted by [][][] on Jul 16, 10 at 7:58pm

    Firsty is just a wannabe KeithStone!

    • 48 57
      Submitted by afineguy on Jul 16, 10 at 11:36pm

      who in turn is a wannabe stantheman

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 1:21am

    I miss keithstone

  • 64 63
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 11:09pm

    jenny8675309 is a clever one. And I like those salty dehydrating hard breaded snacks. Lol

  • 59 55
    Submitted by muitobella on Jul 16, 10 at 7:09pm

    Bahaha

  • 56 57
    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 16, 10 at 5:59pm

    Memyself... I fucking hate you and firsty. Imma shove that little shit called firsty so far up your ass...

  • 51 50
    Submitted by FirstydieinaFire on Jul 17, 10 at 1:17am

    I'd much rather have Allen001 back in exchange for someone kicking firsty off. At least I could learn to ignore his spam.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by brianabel on Jul 16, 10 at 10:26pm

    lol, i think i know this girl, hahaha

  • 56 60
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 16, 10 at 9:44pm

    ... Want a massage? ^^

  • 59 68
    Submitted by memyself on Jul 16, 10 at 5:51pm

    Firsty I freakin love you! You're the shit!

    • 45 49
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 6:40pm

      Thanks! :D *give you a pretzel*

  • 47 47
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:29pm

    And Stokedonsurf, same here man. If I get turned down because of a headache, thats my serve back. Check mate.

  • 66 86
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 3:36pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

    • 44 51
      Submitted by Greatness on Jul 16, 10 at 9:03pm

      This makes me laugh every single time I see it. Forget these haters don't stop being firsty!

      • 47 51
        Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 10:05pm

        Supporters like you are what drives me to be Firsty! :)

  • 52 62
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 16, 10 at 10:39pm

    Cough desperate cough...

  • 48 58
    Submitted by armyboy115 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:32am

    Leave it up to rhode island

  • 53 68
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:05pm

    The more Soviet pretzels I have, the easier Firsty's mum is. First.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:26pm

    Trollinator, trolling trolls is really counter productive. And even worse, you're counter productive on the Internet. They're stupid but they have their fun, you on the other hand, jump off of something really high.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by kmaestro on Jul 16, 10 at 5:08pm

    Oh RI, how I love you. And I could swear this was my post...considering I literally just spoke this out loud...

  • 49 65
    Submitted by TuRomeoSoy on Jul 16, 10 at 3:44pm

    Where u at i got sum good hands for u n a sumthang else to keep u busy

  • 47 63
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 16, 10 at 3:34pm

    Last stfu

  • 36 56
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 10:14pm

    Nooooo Allen was fucking stupid. Firsty at least annoys people into saying stupid stuff.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 3:53pm

    call me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939

  • 45 77
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:22pm

    Whats wrong with pretzels? People mention much worse here, way more often.. OMG this site is anti-pretzel!! And in this day in age...

  • 21 30
    Submitted by miss_lauren on Dec 25, 11 at 4:45pm

    um, hello??? why don't more guys get this???? no matter how tired, headache, don't feel good, wah wah wah I am, if my bf rubs my back I'm dtf every time!