I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Again, with the fucking pretzels? Get a life. And as far as the text goes, WIN
Firsty is just a wannabe KeithStone!
who in turn is a wannabe stantheman
That works on my gf all the time, even when she has a "headache". Hope I am the only one that can get her that easy
call me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939
I miss keithstone
My kinda woman!!!
jenny8675309 is a clever one. And I like those salty dehydrating hard breaded snacks. Lol
Firsty I freakin love you! You're the shit!
Thanks! :D *give you a pretzel*
Memyself... I fucking hate you and firsty. Imma shove that little shit called firsty so far up your ass...
... Want a massage? ^^
Oh RI, how I love you. And I could swear this was my post...considering I literally just spoke this out loud...
Where u at i got sum good hands for u n a sumthang else to keep u busy
lol, i think i know this girl, hahaha
Cough desperate cough...
I'd much rather have Allen001 back in exchange for someone kicking firsty off. At least I could learn to ignore his spam.
Trollinator, trolling trolls is really counter productive. And even worse, you're counter productive on the Internet. They're stupid but they have their fun, you on the other hand, jump off of something really high.
And Stokedonsurf, same here man. If I get turned down because of a headache, thats my serve back. Check mate.
Whats wrong with pretzels? People mention much worse here, way more often.. OMG this site is anti-pretzel!! And in this day in age...
these pretzels are making me Firsty
This makes me laugh every single time I see it. Forget these haters don't stop being firsty!
Supporters like you are what drives me to be Firsty! :)
Leave it up to rhode island
The more Soviet pretzels I have, the easier Firsty's mum is. First.
um, hello??? why don't more guys get this???? no matter how tired, headache, don't feel good, wah wah wah I am, if my bf rubs my back I'm dtf every time!
Nooooo Allen was fucking stupid. Firsty at least annoys people into saying stupid stuff.