Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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Who the fuck eats out a stripper anyway? That's disgusting.
Hahaha u ate out my mom...now u have herpes
did u check the expiration date?
You "ate out" a stripper.. Congradulations you now have STDs. Dirty fuck.
They see me trollin, they hatin
So it was good, then? Or a bit out of date?
What does an old strippers pussy taste like? Depends!
Lol anyone who follows some nerd who writes the same crap on ever post can suck the entirety of my cock
All 3 inches?
So... his is twice as big as yours firsty?
Firsty is 8.5 inches
minus the 4 internet inches.
lol @ internet inches.
cant be bigger than a mayo packets
hahahaha Internet inches =P
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
excellent burn. not only has this texter gone down on his friend's mother, he implied that she was stripper-level dirty - an insult on two levels. huzzah!
I'm sure this was a sarcasm reply to a prior text.
Isnt it funny when people announce that they are over tfln? Like were supposed to beg them to stay..." Please please we'll be funny just the way you want us to be ... We didnt exist til you logged on.. What will we do without you? Oh no!!" Relax heres the beer dingo.... And the bud dungo.. Pretzels!!!!!...;0)
Firsty you suck, I honestly hate you. Get off TFLN for once and see what the outdoors look like.
Why do strippers automatically have to have stds?
Firsty go fuck yourself
If it smells like cologne leave it alone, If it smells like fish eat all you wish!
Your mother and the strippers vag taste the same cuz their all rode hard and used up. Bad action dude.
Mountain lion goat attack!
Don't do it Jason, they want to make u a firsty gimp
Wow that's nasty
The term "eating out" is so repulsive. Can two vaginas taste the same? I thought everyone had their own unique flavor.
Jesus would turn the stripper into a nun.
OH! WOW, MAN WHORE
Wow dead pussy I probably great!
And they both tasted like dusty Pretzels!
Thats a fake keith stone >:( his name was I'mKeithStone but nice try. Actually no it wasnt a nice try it was stupid
I call fake.
That pussy smelled like the great deprestion
Why would you put a strippers vagina anywhere near your face? That does not sound like a good idea.
Oh you know what a dictionary is?
Lmao @8:14. Out of date, priceless.
Either fake. Or someone just contracted an std
Kinda weird u commenting on 3.09s mental fitness when ur whole world seems to consist of a homo-day-centre for firstys and an unnatural obsession with pretzels....
Don't follow that with a "oh yeah?" or "says you!" will you. That'll be too much
What's your flavor, tell me what's your flavor. . . .
Just throwing somethin out there. If anyone knew firstys adress I'm guessing firsty would prolly be a 'firsty' to dissapear.
that's not even remotely funny.
WRONG...just WRONG...if it's true.
Go fuck yourself
Bahahaha firsty it's just like ur in school again. Everyone hating u except for ur two weird friends
Someone tasted mothballs
I would like to sincerely apologize, for it is I who started this. firsty was a result of me, so I now bid everyone adieu in hopes that firsty will follow suit.
Do not take credit for Firsty's work.
And team firsty, go get fisted.
The haters are out tonight.... Wonder if they know there might be other sites out there...?
I'm fuckin sorry you have to resort to eating out strippers and moms. Damn, bro. That's the saddest shit I've ever read
"Oh u know what a dictionary is." now I feel bad going up against a 13 ur old :(
Firstys none of u are funny
Yeah Houston, keepin it classy
That's just not right!
What's with all the homo talk from you anonymous finokes? You seem to be obsessed with it. TFLN takes an hour of my day. The fun with the pretzels is just that, dumb fun. No one actually eats that many pretzels. Ignorance is bliss for you.
ImKiethStone, you and I should start the "Anti-Firsty Alligience"! Down with the firsties!
Fuck stinky puss
Ok fuck tfln I'm over it they r all fake
7.46, u, like firsty, need to do as ur told and stick to the treatment the doctor prescribes. Take the pill and the anger abates. Good boy!
I don't see any complaints from the people who created this App so why you got your panties in such a bunch? TFLN will always have people wanting to create new phrases. Some will catch on some won't but it won't be your job to determine who stays and who goes.
Htowns finest bro...
Hahaha STD infested toungue
Really agian fristy and pretzles who give a shit o wait no one
Strippers r the shit
Why does everyone hate firsty?
And for the record, first, in it's unsullied form, was a beautiful thing. Because three special kids on the special school laptop say the same thing doesn't make it a popular phrase on a site with thousands of ppl on it
It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!
Holy shot batman! Look at those beef curtians!
Firstys orifice is 8.5 inches
Jason stratham... Will you accept the challange of transporting a load of valuable pretzels for team firsty..... ?
Team firsty?!?! You're a fu ckin' fa ggot dude!
Keith's pissed cause he ran out of pretzels. Firsty!
BEST TFLN EVER! Like for real dude!! Lmfao!
that was so many words from that girl screwing herself. This place is dumb. I guess I'm to the only 12 year old here. Boohoo nobody wants to play with you. We don't even do that in jr highschool I am scared about my future dumb old people are stupid
Even going to the strip club is a sin and all who disobey will burn in the afterlife. You should not look at women with lust.
ImKiethStone, you should and I should start the "Anti-Firsty Alligience"! Down with the firsties!
Like my mothers stripper?..haha
"oh u know what a dictionary is?"
@3:09 get some rest. Maybe you'll feel better? Quit missing therapy and forgetting your meds. You'll be able to function much better in the real and in cyber space.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Heres whats sad. That these kinds of sites are the reason that the suicide rate in young adults is so high. Why bully someone you don't even know? If you don't think the comment firsty makes is funny then just ignore it. You don't have to comment
Yo wax up my bitchz
Cause im a mother f•••er ur a mother f•••er we should f••• eachothers mother\nF•••in eachothers moms\nPush in that lady where u came out as a baby ain't no doubt this s••• is crazy\nF•••in eachothers moms
I like the firstys. I have an addictive personality but a short attention span so I'll get bored soon but until I do Viva la Firstys and lots of thirsty pretzels!
Now I'm understanding this is like jr highschool and they have cliques and the pretty can't talk to the ugly and fat don't like skinny anorexic people and he say she say and passing notes but text it looks like some \n people named firsty king or president or whatever is popular and people like me dont like it. I'm only twelve but this is just stupid
Anonymous @1:46 you might as well write nahnahnenahnah. You bent finoke.
Was it worth it
@2:20 your life is so empty, sad, lonely and worthless that you have to make threats to people on a fuckin' web site? You indeed have many, many issues. Tell you what, don't get on TFLN. Just thought I would throw that in there. You seem to lack common sense.
Guess they want better costumer service.
But Firsty doesn't care if you stay or go.
@2:20 I'll give you my address and then you can make me disappear tard!
@ onefourtysix you are a slag and if I was firsty you would be kicked off tfln. More people like pretzels than slag dusty cuntwads. Get a real job to help feed all your unknown sperm donors kids.
You make me sick. Id rather eat shit then sime dirty strippers vag!
Come on. U know it was funny. Eh? Eh?
Dumbledore no obe gives a fuck about harry potter bullshit are u 5
Firsty forever! Fun stays haters fade....
Finokes, firsty and pretzels. Look up obsession in the dictionary, buddy, and there's a gap-toothed, drooling, vacant-eyed picture of you
Firstyfollower you are a witty firsty aren't you?! love it!
The dude's mom was the stripper! Lmfao he just got too drunk to realize that he wasn't at the club anymore!
Ytsrif em gnikam si anigav taht
Firsty and firstyfollower you never fail to humor me. 3 inches lmao. Firstys are funny. Boooooooo to the haters eat!
Hey all u firsty dumbshits. Noone is claiming to speak for thousands or even hundreds. But there's a very noticable difference in the amount of ppl who actually think ur funny- U can count them on ur hand, If u can count that high -And the ppl who hate u and think ur three year old's repitition of a phrase is stupid as fuck and want u to die, which yea id go ahead and say it was in the millions, but id say the several hundred u can easily count on this app will suffice. So do the world a fa
Keithstone.. Youve been comparing penis's again?.....everyone needs a hobby ;0)
Like eating an old arbys roast beef sandwich. whoah no good dude.
I love you firsty.
Firstyfollower spends an hour on tfln is your life that bad
Why don't u do that? Get a private chatroom. Bring the two guys who appreciate u and chant about pretzels and coming first all day long! That way we all win
I just threw up in my mouth. Thank you.
Lol I'm not fuckin Asian
Too late. There was a vote. I'm in. Ur out. And uve been outed at work. Noone in ur station wants a g a y fireman around
Xlsuperman... Is that childrens superman jammies youre wearing? No beer for you... But can have pretzels... Tell me if they make you firsty
So hilarious. You sure do bring up the homo issue a lot. Hhmmmm? I'm sure there's an App for that.
So you're the voice of thousands of people? I hope this isn't true.
I don't mind fake texts as long as they're funny....not funny. Not even a smirk.
Funny as shit
Original "Firsty" made a phrase popular when you couldn't and now your soul purpose in life is to try to keep anything firsty off TFLN? Good luck. Hope it makes your life more fulfilling.
Viper in diapers you sure are a horny finoke. Sounds like you need to get laid. Tiny penis just won't work? Sad for you. Eat a pretzel.