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  • Nothin better than kayaking and drinkin. Good on ya.

    Submitted by motoman28 on Jun 14, 10 at 1:40pm
  • The whole DUI thing has gotten way out of hand when people get them on bicycles, kayaks, and skateboards. If doing 70mph in an 18wheeler on public roads alongside families in minivans, then of course we want you to be "sober as a preacher on sunday." However, when they start handing out chicken-shit DUI's to people on unmotorized toys that operate outside of traffic and require no driving test, license, registration, o4 insurance, and can be operated by a 12 year old, something is wrong

    Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 14, 10 at 5:26pm
    • Its all about money. Cities expect income from tickets, so much so that its included in their yearly budget. Also, when cities lose money in taxes, they look to the police department to make up the difference, which results in officers getting reprimanded for giving warnings and bullshit tickets such as these.

      Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 14, 10 at 7:06pm
      • Which is how I've managed to never get out of a ticket... Almost got out of one by crying... either that or I even out the statistics so they don't seem like they're racial profiling. Bastards.

        Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jun 15, 10 at 12:26pm
    • Also, question. How the hell is DUI's on kayaks and canoes protecting people, when people are breaking into my car, and stealing my shit. Really, how much damage can a kayak do?

      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jun 15, 10 at 12:31pm
  • Yea dude it's called a BUI.. Boating under the influence

    Submitted by tamugsweetie13 on Jun 14, 10 at 1:16pm
  • My roomate just found this out last week after we bought our first kayaks haha

    Submitted by kaylarw11 on Jun 14, 10 at 1:39pm
  • I really, really, really hope you learned that the hard way.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 14, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Well this makes sense because you could tip over and be to drunk and get caught underneath.

    Submitted by rmmch12 on May 17, 11 at 12:18am
  • Whether or not this is true depends on your jurisdiction. In Europe they can take your license if you ride a bicycle drunk.

    Submitted by ANONONNON on Jun 14, 10 at 5:45pm
  • Good to know, not that I would ever try it.

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 14, 10 at 1:22pm
  • @FistedSister: I completely agree however if you had seen the condition of my room mates knees, forehead, elbows and black eyes after she biked through 4 venues of a bicycle pub crawl, you'd beg to differ. We had to take her home early coz she couldn't go one yard on the bike without ending up ass over tit, face planted on the sidewalk! It was hilarious. The bect day she asked me if she'd been in a fight. I said, "Your bike and the pavement beat the shit out of you." Am thinking the B

    Submitted by funstuff26 on Jun 16, 10 at 6:28am
  • Lame......

    Submitted by maynard on Jun 16, 10 at 2:54am
  • Thumbs up for drinking on the boat thumbs down on getting caught

    Submitted by iamone223 on Jun 14, 10 at 3:33pm
  • I guess you can get a DUI from drunkenly driving a go-kart, too? Because that was so fun...

    Submitted by HSA on Jun 14, 10 at 4:05pm
  • Is a canoo stil fine

    Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 22, 10 at 9:14am
  • Hahaha classic

    Submitted by Boardwalk on Jun 14, 10 at 1:16pm
  • Dude, cops are ripin you off, a DUI is when your in a motor vehicle and im assuming it was body power opperating the kayak :P the most they can charge you with is public intoxication if theres no motor

    Submitted by fuzzytopp on Jun 14, 10 at 7:41pm
  • My ex-boyfriend got a DUI on a jetskii. Lol.

    Submitted by pandasarecute420 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:43pm
  • Is this a thumbs up or a thumbs down?

    Submitted by PostToTheHost on Jun 14, 10 at 1:38pm
  • I think if I got a DUI on am unmotorized boat I wud just laugh. U would have to be having a darn good time to be drunk on one of those babies:) new goal

    Submitted by raemaster4 on Jun 16, 10 at 1:03pm
  • This is bogus you can only get a DUI while operating a motorized vehical ie. Car boat lawn mower

    Submitted by footeaction23 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:52pm
  • You CAN get a DUI on a Kayak... I work with the Natural Resources Police in MD and YES!!! you can get one and its called OUI! Operating Under the Influence.

    Submitted by VVarEmblem on Jun 15, 10 at 11:26pm
  • Im on a boat! wait? dui!? for fckn wat!

    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:49pm
  • This is false, DUI can't b givin on somthing other than a motored vehicle, all these claims of bycycle, horse, etc are all fake

    Submitted by spankyuno on Jun 14, 10 at 5:39pm
    • This is NOT false. DUI's can absolutely be given out if you are operating almost anything under the influence. My friend got one on a bicycle in wrightsville beach. It happens all the time actually. Their "reasoning" behind it is that if you are swerving and in the middle of the road you are endangering yourself by getting hit by a car. Like i assume a kayaker would be hit by a boat. Its pretty much just a bullshit law to get the city more money, but it is in no way fake.

      Submitted by beerstin on Jun 14, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Wrong. It must be motorized before they can DWI you.

    Submitted by cwelkman on Jun 15, 10 at 6:40am