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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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They were probably Mennonites. They're like Amish light.
This. Mennonites are the cheaters you see at Walmart & such, usually about twelve of them to a truck :P
or Hutterites, they're pretty common around here.
RUMSPRINGA!! WOOOO!
Amish are allowed to use "English" transport as long as they aren't driving it
Those actually could have been Haccid (not sure if I've spelled that right) Hebrews, they wear very similar clothing to Amish but always drive vans.
I'll live all around Amish. They were probably Mennonite. They dress alike.
I've seen them hitting the bargain bin fir undies at walmart. Secret to all those kids? THONG underwear!
I was on a train ride across the country last year and there was an amish family on it. They had sex in the bathrooms and changing rooms a lot. And I mean A LOT.
I see the women at the mall all the time. They'll go from the trendy expensive stores, to the fabric store.
Or not, because certain Amish can utalize technology, but just can't own any of it.
@Skootles-Sex Drive? Seth Green=HILARIOUS!!
Gypsies are much worse.
Ya they were probably on rumspringa
Rule: The Amish cheat. Always. Even more than the indains at the casinos.
(814) I just followed an Amish guy into the electrical dept at Lowe's... something is wrong here.
They also love the zoo. I think the animal smells cover up their natural musk.
I once saw the amish at an amusement park....
I saw em at Sea World last Labor Day weekend. Took a picture lol
Mennonite look exactly like Amish but they use some technology
Two words: fucking Mormans
I saw them at the laundromat! in munising
I've seen the same thing except they were in a prius WTF?
I feel like this would be Beth. I'm sure they were Morley Amish people. They usually do cheat.
I see them at walmart all the time. Definitely cheaters.
I thought they were extinct...
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They were on a train from Chicago to Milwaukee with me once. Scary mofos.
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