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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 19, 10 at 1:58pm

    Fuck, she stalled.

  • Submitted by supertrooper on Aug 19, 10 at 1:05pm

    Sounds like a keeper

  • Submitted by tsoptsrif on Aug 19, 10 at 1:11pm

    We're you drunk. He should have extended the simulation by having you do a "breathalyzer" test.

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Aug 19, 10 at 1:19pm

    this post is instantly favorited for being funny as hell.

  • Submitted by degenerate on Aug 19, 10 at 2:53pm

    Better hope they aren't simulating an older VW. Reverse is going to hurt like hell.

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 19, 10 at 2:53pm

    Maybe I should look into being a driving instructor

  • Submitted by klangford on Aug 19, 10 at 1:35pm

    Is it a Short Shift Kit?

  • Submitted by MrSlapChop on Aug 19, 10 at 6:15pm

    I don't want to know what you used for the clutch...

  • Submitted by Observer on Aug 19, 10 at 4:49pm

    A whole new twist on "manual stimulation"

  • Submitted by tatteredtorn on Aug 19, 10 at 1:52pm

    Learning to drive stick has never been made easier

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 19, 10 at 1:03pm

    And then we got beers. Rhyme complete.

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    Submitted by srhprincess480 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:31pm

    haha yessss im not the only one.

  • 96 97
    Submitted by bertog on Aug 19, 10 at 9:45pm

    Repeat with a little variation. Get a life.

  • 92 94
    Submitted by jheim2006 on Aug 19, 10 at 10:59pm


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    Submitted by gixxer209 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:03pm

    Now just teach her how to speed shift, and mind the step children

  • Submitted by theITgirl on Aug 20, 10 at 10:38am

    Hands on learning. Fantastic.

  • Submitted by RaCk on Aug 19, 10 at 4:23pm

    Aren't you speshul

  • Submitted by ForTehWin on Aug 19, 10 at 8:56pm

    Make him cum. It's the portal to Narnia.

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    Submitted by jltc on Aug 19, 10 at 9:23pm

    why did I never think of that?

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    Submitted by PeepsCallMeGay on Aug 21, 10 at 11:46pm

    Hahahahaha yes... I dunno why but this text is awesome

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 19, 10 at 1:15pm

    did he have to stay in 2nd to tow you up?

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    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:28am

    Now try that with your mouth

  • Submitted by whatnow on Aug 19, 10 at 1:59pm

    Hahahahahha ahh that's awesome.. A guy tried to teach me how to drive stick once..I think I would've learned better with this approach

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    Submitted by flaunn on Aug 20, 10 at 11:30pm

    The best part is that he doesn't even know how to drive a stick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 6:08am

    I'd like to learn how to go thru the drive thru and get some of that taco!!;)

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    Submitted by pinktaco1605 on Sep 1, 10 at 5:13am

    Sooooo weak!

  • Submitted by popo14 on Aug 20, 10 at 11:13am

    Shift all the way to last gear to get it coming

  • Submitted by randomm on Aug 19, 10 at 11:08pm

    Haha keeper

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    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 19, 10 at 10:34pm

    Sthat his how im gonna teach chicks

  • Submitted by lollz15 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:55am

    Mayb next time I cld show u how to go to taco bell drive thru the right way. All u need is a drink and I got the taco.

  • Submitted by westwardho on Aug 19, 10 at 10:03pm

    what a helpful guy!

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    Submitted by bigtits_85 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:13am

    Haha that's EXACTLY how I learned!!

  • Submitted by bighjg on May 18, 11 at 7:43pm

    then what SEX!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 8, 10 at 12:45pm

    Ohh that's a win.

  • Submitted by SweetieEsq on Aug 19, 10 at 5:49pm

    I never learned how to drive stick. Now I have another way to learn!

  • Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:25am

    Now were did I set that lighter.... There in for a surprise blow....job. Oh and a explosion

  • Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:05pm

    I NEED MY FUCKING TURTLE!! Excuse my language and all caps.

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      Submitted by DrGirlfriend on Aug 19, 10 at 3:47pm

      Could you describe this fucking turtle?