He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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Fuck, she stalled.
Sounds like a keeper
We're you drunk. He should have extended the simulation by having you do a "breathalyzer" test.
you are her drunk?
suck penis my.
that is a fragment.
this post is instantly favorited for being funny as hell.
Better hope they aren't simulating an older VW. Reverse is going to hurt like hell.
Maybe I should look into being a driving instructor
Is it a Short Shift Kit?
I don't want to know what you used for the clutch...
A whole new twist on "manual stimulation"
Learning to drive stick has never been made easier
And then we got beers. Rhyme complete.
haha yessss im not the only one.
Repeat with a little variation. Get a life.
Aren't you speshul
Now just teach her how to speed shift, and mind the step children
Make him cum. It's the portal to Narnia.
Hands on learning. Fantastic.
Hahahahaha yes... I dunno why but this text is awesome
why did I never think of that?
did he have to stay in 2nd to tow you up?
Hahahahahha ahh that's awesome.. A guy tried to teach me how to drive stick once..I think I would've learned better with this approach
Now try that with your mouth
I'd like to learn how to go thru the drive thru and get some of that taco!!;)
The best part is that he doesn't even know how to drive a stick
Shift all the way to last gear to get it coming
Sthat his how im gonna teach chicks
Haha that's EXACTLY how I learned!!
Mayb next time I cld show u how to go to taco bell drive thru the right way. All u need is a drink and I got the taco.
then what SEX!!!!!!!!
what a helpful guy!
Ohh that's a win.
I never learned how to drive stick. Now I have another way to learn!
I NEED MY FUCKING TURTLE!! Excuse my language and all caps.
Could you describe this fucking turtle?
Now were did I set that lighter.... There in for a surprise blow....job. Oh and a explosion