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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 2:49pm

    Rule: If you can't go to denny's and get a grandslam, Make your own!!!!

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    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 4, 10 at 3:01pm

    heheh! That sounds familiar! minus the pissed mom.

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 4:04pm

    Mom is down with the dank! Chronic!

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    Submitted by MrsHalls on Aug 4, 10 at 1:30pm

    cocaines a hell of a drug

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    Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 4, 10 at 5:41pm

    That's not the situation right there! You should be doing GTL! Do the guido fist pump!!

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    Submitted by jennyv1983 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:36am

    that is amazing....lmao

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 4, 10 at 2:30pm

    Jooknow at times like these, all that can be said is, "Wakey wakey, time for eggs and bakey"

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    Submitted by asdlkfjwi on Aug 4, 10 at 11:00pm

    Im Rick James Bitch!

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    Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:33pm

    Mike give it a rest!!! That's the real situation... I'm just saying.

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    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 4, 10 at 1:14pm

    ...and you were both very firsty?

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    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:25pm

    Move out of mama's and buy your own food then you won't be such a glutton.

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      Submitted by WTFmate on Aug 4, 10 at 2:28pm

      Jesus you sound like my grandmother. Grow a sense of situational humor? Douche.

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    Submitted by Yellowpopo on Aug 5, 10 at 12:42am

    He'll yea!

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    Submitted by android69 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:25pm

    I did this TWICE!!

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    Submitted by LovelyLadySmurf on Aug 4, 10 at 1:19pm

    I did this once!!(:

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    Submitted by sdawg3458 on Aug 6, 10 at 9:18pm

    wow ur mom kicks ass!

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    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:45pm

    WTFmate- If the text was funny I would laugh. it's not and you are a crying sissy bitch. Go make me a sammich while you take your skirt off.