i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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Mom is down with the dank! Chronic!
heheh! That sounds familiar! minus the pissed mom.
Rule: If you can't go to denny's and get a grandslam, Make your own!!!!
cocaines a hell of a drug
That's not the situation right there! You should be doing GTL! Do the guido fist pump!!
Move out of mama's and buy your own food then you won't be such a glutton.
Jesus you sound like my grandmother. Grow a sense of situational humor? Douche.
Situational humor... I like it
that is amazing....lmao
...and you were both very firsty?
Im Rick James Bitch!
Mike give it a rest!!! That's the real situation... I'm just saying.
Jooknow at times like these, all that can be said is, "Wakey wakey, time for eggs and bakey"
wow ur mom kicks ass!
I did this TWICE!!
WTFmate- If the text was funny I would laugh. it's not and you are a crying sissy bitch. Go make me a sammich while you take your skirt off.
I did this once!!(: