I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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I mean, think about it, dawg,\nthe real story of Pocahontas\nis about a bunch of white boys\nwho come to my land,\nbribe the corrupt indian chief,\nkill off all the warriors\nand fuck the indian princess silly.
Lucky bastard I wanna be friends with a racoon
I sorta high-fived a racoon through glass door at a cabin once
Racoons are such cute little bastards!
I once fucked a ratcoon in the ass and got rabies so what do u say about tht?
That you're an imbecile.
Me too! I have pictures!
Is "Pocahontas" drunk before or after "Batman" drunk?
I grew up in Kansas City, I'm friends with all kinds of coons
I have 2 of them cute critters
Ambien does that to ya;)
then it bit you and you got rabies!
You are a charm
damn thats bad ass
OK folks, a little lesson in animal behavior and health. First, racoons are curious and friendly and will often interact w/ people if approached gently. Second, you can only get rabies from a bite. Third, rabbid animals are not friendly.
Sick animals often act friendlier than normal, though.
I had a pet raccoon named Becky. She was awesome. Lived in the house and was litter trained.
Ha yeah good. In a week or two u'll be biting people like Cujo. U never heard of rabies?
Those must have been some good drugs
What the hell is wrong with you
Thanks for embarrassing! Now everyone knows I nicknamed my penis raccoon. Your cut off!
Rabies? Have fun.
Hahah my fav.
this made me smile :D who would dare mark this as a bad night...