He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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Send him on a scavenger hunt with a grocery list.
love this idea
Rule: Tu casa es mi casa. No exceptions.
Better not touch my poptarts asshole. I'm locking my doors
Wait, wouldn't he have walked into THEIR pantry?
Sounds like a good way to get loaded full of .45 bullets...
It's also funny cause he's fat
Ya cuz home invasions are funny
This kid is destined to be my best friend
It's funny because he stole food from some one he didn't know
Mmmm, Mac 'n Cheese. If anything is worth the risk of trespassing it's my good ole Mac 'n Cheese.
new best friend?
learn the difference between 'their' and 'they're'.
i need to know who this is! he lives in my area code!
I am fucking wasted right now an I tried to get him to stop but he wouldn't
That might have been me....
Maybe his phone autocorrects who the fuck cares about grammar. Shit.
can i marry him?
This is my area code. I need to know who this is!!
Take my fuckin pop tarts.. Ohh. I'll be pissed
This guy is my hero.
if this kid can also teach them grammar, they're golden.
Is funny bc the things that was his choice for steeling.
Tell me who this kid is. I think I wanna marry him.
stole the cheapest shit? steal from a fuckin wal-mart if you're going to steal at all. at least you'll only get charged with one felony instead of two...
Strawberry poptarts are a must when I get high.