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  • Submitted by jezusflowers on Aug 21, 10 at 2:15pm

    Send him on a scavenger hunt with a grocery list.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 21, 10 at 2:22pm

    Rule: Tu casa es mi casa. No exceptions.

  • Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 21, 10 at 4:18pm

    Better not touch my poptarts asshole. I'm locking my doors

  • Submitted by heavyweight420 on Aug 21, 10 at 4:08pm

    Wait, wouldn't he have walked into THEIR pantry?

  • Submitted by JBOMB on Aug 21, 10 at 2:19pm

    Ya cuz home invasions are funny

  • Submitted by JVslappyBob on Aug 21, 10 at 8:45pm

    This kid is destined to be my best friend

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 21, 10 at 3:59pm

    It's also funny cause he's fat

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 22, 10 at 3:00am

    Sounds like a good way to get loaded full of .45 bullets...

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:29pm

    It's funny because he stole food from some one he didn't know

  • Submitted by frogsmasher on Aug 22, 10 at 5:51am


  • Submitted by krazay on Aug 23, 10 at 2:35am

    i need to know who this is! he lives in my area code!

  • Submitted by wowitsme on Aug 22, 10 at 12:27am

    I am fucking wasted right now an I tried to get him to stop but he wouldn't

  • Submitted by jasperluvr77 on Aug 24, 10 at 2:14am

    Maybe his phone autocorrects who the fuck cares about grammar. Shit.

  • Submitted by _talz14 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:30pm

    learn the difference between 'their' and 'they're'.

  • Submitted by Observer on Aug 21, 10 at 11:45pm

    Mmmm, Mac 'n Cheese. If anything is worth the risk of trespassing it's my good ole Mac 'n Cheese.

  • Submitted by surf_rat19 on Sep 17, 10 at 7:00pm

    That might have been me....

  • Submitted by iheartsanfran on Aug 22, 10 at 4:33am

    new best friend?

  • Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Aug 23, 10 at 5:32am


  • Submitted by Xylus on Aug 25, 10 at 3:19am

    This guy is my hero.

  • Submitted by jmess on Dec 11, 10 at 12:33pm

    can i marry him?

  • Submitted by reptile on Nov 26, 10 at 6:59pm

    This is my area code. I need to know who this is!!

  • Submitted by Goosebreath on Aug 21, 10 at 6:49pm


  • Submitted by cleankid on Aug 23, 10 at 12:32am

    Take my fuckin pop tarts.. Ohh. I'll be pissed

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 21, 10 at 8:50pm

    All attitude!

  • Submitted by MissGi on Aug 21, 10 at 3:41pm

    Is funny bc the things that was his choice for steeling.

  • Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 23, 10 at 9:05am

    if this kid can also teach them grammar, they're golden.

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    Submitted by SammieBowBammie on Feb 9, 12 at 8:06pm

    Tell me who this kid is. I think I wanna marry him.

  • Submitted by emmykb on Aug 23, 10 at 4:08am

    stole the cheapest shit? steal from a fuckin wal-mart if you're going to steal at all. at least you'll only get charged with one felony instead of two...

  • Submitted by heyitsravenn on Aug 21, 10 at 3:42pm

    Hail yeah!

  • Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 22, 10 at 10:56pm

    Strawberry poptarts are a must when I get high.