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  • 79 52
    Submitted by idestroymatter on Aug 3, 10 at 3:26pm

    No one cares if you're first.

  • 61 53
    Submitted by iheartjonessodaa on Aug 3, 10 at 9:29pm

    obviously no one knows wtf waterboarding is if u clicked "good night"

  • 62 60
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 3:53pm

    Rule 321: Real terrorists use lemonade instead of water for their water boarding!!!

  • 49 48
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Aug 3, 10 at 4:50pm

    I agree. Congrats to whoever was first. Unless you like firsty. If then, go to hell

  • 44 47
    Submitted by stig on Aug 3, 10 at 10:27pm

    Either one is a great way to extract information

  • 40 43
    Submitted by kphandsomerob on Aug 3, 10 at 6:03pm

    The comment fights here are almost as funny as the texts lol

  • 38 41
    Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 4, 10 at 8:54am

    9:16, waterboarding is a form of torture where a person is tied or chained to a board on his or her back. They sometimes cover the head up, but not always. After the person has been chained down completely, they pour water over the persons face, almost to the point of drowning. If the person refuses to answer questions, the person doing the torturing repeats the process.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 3, 10 at 7:40pm

    Maybe she doesn't want to get her hair extensions wet?

  • 42 54
    Submitted by HiMyNameIs on Aug 3, 10 at 5:46pm

    @secondytofirsty who cares if therulebook guy made it up???? I think his posts r funny n u need to just shut the hell up.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by mattias on Aug 3, 10 at 4:11pm

    I'd like to read his text

  • 37 47
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 9:35pm

    sounds like somebody needs to learn to lay pipe

  • 34 45
    Submitted by spliffy on Aug 4, 10 at 9:26pm

    vulpus: sorry I am not up to date on my forms of toture. \npbyrd: thank you. \n:)

  • 46 69
    Submitted by blahalb on Aug 3, 10 at 3:36pm

    actually, i care. congratulations on being first, kind sir. stay firsty my friends.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by anony1 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:54am

    Nice San Jose

  • 27 36
    Submitted by lovelypiglet on Aug 4, 10 at 8:25am

    What happend to the days when firsty was cool :(

  • 32 46
    Submitted by cms on Aug 4, 10 at 12:26am

    I don't even care I was first. Just wanted to start a comment war. They're usually funnier than the texts.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 3, 10 at 11:56pm

    Sounds good! Lack of oxygen stimulates stronger orgasms!

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 8:20am

    Exactly, 4.50, exactly

  • 46 85
    Submitted by cms on Aug 3, 10 at 3:25pm

    First.

  • 33 61
    Submitted by spliffy on Aug 3, 10 at 9:16pm

    what's waterboarding?

    • 34 47
      Submitted by iheartjonessodaa on Aug 3, 10 at 9:30pm

      form of torture

    • 39 40
      Submitted by Vulpus on Aug 3, 10 at 10:13pm

      Where the F have you been the last 8 or so years?

  • 41 77
    Submitted by lindsay_j10 on Aug 3, 10 at 4:06pm

    What is waterboarding? Does that person mean wakeboarding?

    • 27 37
      Submitted by assassin on Aug 3, 10 at 4:11pm

      waterboarding is a form of torture. and not a very pleasant one, although i myself prefer to use sensory deprevation

  • 26 49
    Submitted by spliffy on Aug 4, 10 at 9:27pm

    *torture ;)

  • 21 60
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 3, 10 at 4:47pm

    Idestroymatter---- your just jealous that your NOT first