You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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No one cares if you're first.
obviously no one knows wtf waterboarding is if u clicked "good night"
Rule 321: Real terrorists use lemonade instead of water for their water boarding!!!
The comment fights here are almost as funny as the texts lol
Either one is a great way to extract information
Sounds good! Lack of oxygen stimulates stronger orgasms!
Maybe she doesn't want to get her hair extensions wet?
9:16, waterboarding is a form of torture where a person is tied or chained to a board on his or her back. They sometimes cover the head up, but not always. After the person has been chained down completely, they pour water over the persons face, almost to the point of drowning. If the person refuses to answer questions, the person doing the torturing repeats the process.
sounds like somebody needs to learn to lay pipe
I agree. Congrats to whoever was first. Unless you like firsty. If then, go to hell
I don't even care I was first. Just wanted to start a comment war. They're usually funnier than the texts.
I'd like to read his text
vulpus: sorry I am not up to date on my forms of toture. \npbyrd: thank you. \n:)
actually, i care. congratulations on being first, kind sir. stay firsty my friends.
Nice San Jose
What is waterboarding? Does that person mean wakeboarding?
waterboarding is a form of torture. and not a very pleasant one, although i myself prefer to use sensory deprevation
What happend to the days when firsty was cool :(
Exactly, 4.50, exactly
form of torture
Where the F have you been the last 8 or so years?
@secondytofirsty who cares if therulebook guy made it up???? I think his posts r funny n u need to just shut the hell up.
Idestroymatter---- your just jealous that your NOT first