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  • No one cares if you're first.

    Submitted by idestroymatter on Aug 3, 10 at 3:26pm
  • obviously no one knows wtf waterboarding is if u clicked "good night"

    Submitted by iheartjonessodaa on Aug 3, 10 at 9:29pm
  • Rule 321: Real terrorists use lemonade instead of water for their water boarding!!!

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 3:53pm
  • Maybe she doesn't want to get her hair extensions wet?

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 3, 10 at 7:40pm
  • Sounds good! Lack of oxygen stimulates stronger orgasms!

    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 3, 10 at 11:56pm
  • The comment fights here are almost as funny as the texts lol

    Submitted by kphandsomerob on Aug 3, 10 at 6:03pm
  • *torture ;)

    Submitted by spliffy on Aug 4, 10 at 9:27pm
  • 9:16, waterboarding is a form of torture where a person is tied or chained to a board on his or her back. They sometimes cover the head up, but not always. After the person has been chained down completely, they pour water over the persons face, almost to the point of drowning. If the person refuses to answer questions, the person doing the torturing repeats the process.

    Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 4, 10 at 8:54am
  • Either one is a great way to extract information

    Submitted by stig on Aug 3, 10 at 10:27pm
  • vulpus: sorry I am not up to date on my forms of toture. \npbyrd: thank you. \n:)

    Submitted by spliffy on Aug 4, 10 at 9:26pm
  • sounds like somebody needs to learn to lay pipe

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 9:35pm
  • I don't even care I was first. Just wanted to start a comment war. They're usually funnier than the texts.

    Submitted by cms on Aug 4, 10 at 12:26am
  • actually, i care. congratulations on being first, kind sir. stay firsty my friends.

    Submitted by blahalb on Aug 3, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Nice San Jose

    Submitted by anony1 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:54am
  • What is waterboarding? Does that person mean wakeboarding?

    Submitted by lindsay_j10 on Aug 3, 10 at 4:06pm
    • waterboarding is a form of torture. and not a very pleasant one, although i myself prefer to use sensory deprevation

      Submitted by assassin on Aug 3, 10 at 4:11pm
  • I'd like to read his text

    Submitted by mattias on Aug 3, 10 at 4:11pm
  • I agree. Congrats to whoever was first. Unless you like firsty. If then, go to hell

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Aug 3, 10 at 4:50pm
  • First.

    Submitted by cms on Aug 3, 10 at 3:25pm
  • @secondytofirsty who cares if therulebook guy made it up???? I think his posts r funny n u need to just shut the hell up.

    Submitted by HiMyNameIs on Aug 3, 10 at 5:46pm
  • Exactly, 4.50, exactly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 8:20am
  • What happend to the days when firsty was cool :(

    Submitted by lovelypiglet on Aug 4, 10 at 8:25am
  • what's waterboarding?

    Submitted by spliffy on Aug 3, 10 at 9:16pm
  • Idestroymatter---- your just jealous that your NOT first

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 3, 10 at 4:47pm