You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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No one cares if you're first.
obviously no one knows wtf waterboarding is if u clicked "good night"
Rule 321: Real terrorists use lemonade instead of water for their water boarding!!!
Maybe she doesn't want to get her hair extensions wet?
Sounds good! Lack of oxygen stimulates stronger orgasms!
The comment fights here are almost as funny as the texts lol
9:16, waterboarding is a form of torture where a person is tied or chained to a board on his or her back. They sometimes cover the head up, but not always. After the person has been chained down completely, they pour water over the persons face, almost to the point of drowning. If the person refuses to answer questions, the person doing the torturing repeats the process.
Either one is a great way to extract information
vulpus: sorry I am not up to date on my forms of toture. \npbyrd: thank you. \n:)
sounds like somebody needs to learn to lay pipe
I don't even care I was first. Just wanted to start a comment war. They're usually funnier than the texts.
actually, i care. congratulations on being first, kind sir. stay firsty my friends.
Nice San Jose
What is waterboarding? Does that person mean wakeboarding?
waterboarding is a form of torture. and not a very pleasant one, although i myself prefer to use sensory deprevation
I'd like to read his text
I agree. Congrats to whoever was first. Unless you like firsty. If then, go to hell
@secondytofirsty who cares if therulebook guy made it up???? I think his posts r funny n u need to just shut the hell up.
Exactly, 4.50, exactly
What happend to the days when firsty was cool :(
form of torture
Where the F have you been the last 8 or so years?
Idestroymatter---- your just jealous that your NOT first