I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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Sounds like a future serial killer to me - "Our top story tonight, the man only identified as the killer crustacian is still on the loose in rural..."
Wow that just sounds unappealing
wouldn't the tape hurt?
I think this sexual move should be called the Zoidberg!
The next step is lobster claw up the butt.
I'm assuming after that he had to give himself a lobster claw handjob
honestly these kinds of conversations scare me...i dont even want to know what the rest of the conversation was...
Lmaoooooo what the hell
Wow... That's a thing?
What... The... Fuck?
He should be boiled alive.
Everybody loves a handjob from ZOIDBERG! Woop woop woop woop!
I knew a girl in college with only two fingers on one hand. She was hot, and I always wondered what a handjob from that natural lobster claw would be like. Never found out, though.
mm... lobster blow job *drewls* FIRSTY FTW
What the fuck's a Robster Craw
Oh my god! This is my text! I did end up giving him a lobster claw handjob, but the tape cut his penis and we had to go to the hospital. the nurse said his penis is really small and he got mad and punched her. HAHAHAHAHA.
If this is your text, wouldn't you be the one wanting the handjob? :P
My tfln app is fucking up big time. Won't refresh and I see rhe same 3 texts.