You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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I was punched in the stomach for eating Susan. Apparently she had a bf.
Haha nice this made me laugh, then everyone
in class was staring....
It's ok. That Henry was a douchebag.
Hahahaha shits crazy funny. Made me not want to kill my boss hahaha
lmfaooooo!!!!!! that's great
Your fucking falut scrotem cheeks you're a bad parent, you should have been watching develop and nursing them back to life. Fuck. You.
this is probably the best one ive ever read
Who is this kid? I wanna meet a Dallas/FTW-er naming shrimp
Those crazy vaginas...
Truly amazing! One of the best ones on here.
this is the funniest thing I've ever read on here. I literally just laughed out loud and shared it with my bf who couldnt stop laughing either. awesome. i want to be this kids friend
HAHAHAHAHA.... Oh my fuckin god
I laughed so hard right now!
(201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ok, I literally just laughed out loud for like 10 minutes. Thanks for that lol.
LMAO! THAT SON OF A BITCH.
first? this is totally something i'd do lol
I love Dallas for this very reason !!! DFW ftw!
Haha that's awesome. It would be Midlothian
I want to know who in Dallas/Lewisville is naming shrimp henry