You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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I was punched in the stomach for eating Susan. Apparently she had a bf.
Haha nice this made me laugh, then everyone
in class was staring....
lmfaooooo!!!!!! that's great
It's ok. That Henry was a douchebag.
Your fucking falut scrotem cheeks you're a bad parent, you should have been watching develop and nursing them back to life. Fuck. You.
Hahahaha shits crazy funny. Made me not want to kill my boss hahaha
Those crazy vaginas...
Truly amazing! One of the best ones on here.
Who is this kid? I wanna meet a Dallas/FTW-er naming shrimp
this is probably the best one ive ever read
(201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
this is the funniest thing I've ever read on here. I literally just laughed out loud and shared it with my bf who couldnt stop laughing either. awesome. i want to be this kids friend
HAHAHAHAHA.... Oh my fuckin god
Ok, I literally just laughed out loud for like 10 minutes. Thanks for that lol.
first? this is totally something i'd do lol
I laughed so hard right now!
LMAO! THAT SON OF A BITCH.
I love Dallas for this very reason !!! DFW ftw!
Haha that's awesome. It would be Midlothian
I want to know who in Dallas/Lewisville is naming shrimp henry