weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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Micheal Phelps is so sexy!
HAHAHA this is the funniest one in a while
omg i know this smell!!! I was fucking a college swimmer!! god i miss that!!!
Micheal Pelps is so sexy! <3
Damn I wish it was really Michael he's beautiful
hahahaha love it!!!!
Let's go Greenville/Spartanburg!!! Wewwt!
LAWLZ roflcopter awesumsawse XD
i wish i had your night
i am michael phelps and I approve of this text
This is fucking priceless
814, i agree with you all the wayy
Why does it smell like victory?
Only in the 864 would weed and chlorine go together-i'm surprised there wasn't also a large field or big truck involved.
11:08 shut the hell up, greenvilles actually nice, everyone i know there has a pool(chlorine) and whats wrong with rivers and lakes...its called they own boats jack ass
BEST EvER! greatnessss phelps and greatness go together.. i'm a straight guy and i would like to fuck phelps for a good workout haha
I would do just about anything to fucky Micheal Phelps.
haha my sister posted that text that she sent, cant believe its so popular atm =D
now if it were only michael
Keepin' it victorious. Way to go South Carolina
11:08, meeee too! I'm actually surprised they have the smell of chlorine in that mix. I thought the majority of ppl in 864 did their swimming in rivers and lakes. At least, in northern 864 I know that's true...
he has a stunning body..damn
6:14 so did i! it was awesome.
shit man... i got the weed and chlorine smell, but its less of a win...
hahaha #1. micheal phelps and weeds jokes ftw
This is a bad thing?
i would love to fuck phelps!
i <3 phelps he kicks n00b ass
my vag is stanky but who wants to lick it??
mmm, i just creamed my jeans thinking about michael phelps in my bed..
@ 4:47-- apparently phelps will endorse anything since he lost the wheaties gig...
I had sex with michael phelps last night, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies
this is one of my favorite quotes ever.
I want Michael Phelps inside of me. Right now.
Oh I get it! It's funny because Micheal Phelps always wins, and there's chlorine in the pool and he got caught with marijuana!
Still love michael phelps!!!
Then you're deff not straight 418 haha
But fashhhhoooooo WIN
ROFL!! That's effin' hilarious!!
beautiful. absolutely beautiful. i envy you =)
one of the best sayings i've heard
Poop in phelps mouth
Michael phelps is fugly
Ok so this bitch STOLE this from my best friend, so dont give her cred. kay thanks:)
lol i had a similar day last week..........loooove it
hahahahah one of the best
This is awesome! made my day! lol
That was definitely a recipe for win. Very witty.