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  • That's just a rude thing to say, regardless of the situation. What if he asked you why you were so loose? Have some class.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 8:23am
  • Can't reach bottom when there is none! Silly sluts!

    Submitted by uhateme on Jul 2, 10 at 8:36am
  • Hah I love how all the guys are gettin defensive. IT'S FUNNY.

    Submitted by SomeGirl on Jul 2, 10 at 9:39am
  • Much better ways of finding out without being a bitch...hehe take control...grab him by the hips..pull him out to just the tip so u can see if he's hard and then slam him hard against you...you got your answer and u both enjoy rather than making him feel insignificant

    Submitted by fun2play on Jul 2, 10 at 2:32pm
    • i'm curious how many of the thumbs up are men and how many thumbs down are women?

      Submitted by fun2play on Jul 2, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Girls complain when it's too big too. Instead of "are you in?" you get "stop hitting my uterus!"

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 2, 10 at 10:40am
  • It was a legitimate question. She probably isn't a slut. He must not have been performing up to his usual standard. :)

    Submitted by youmakemelaugh on Jul 2, 10 at 8:43am
  • If it wasn't all the way in I'm sure he would have put it all the way in at some point. You asked a question just to be nasty then get confused and upset when someone gets mad. You're a moron.

    Submitted by lettersjumbled on Jul 2, 10 at 10:58am
  • Even a 747 looks small going into the grand canyon.

    Submitted by ohcalamityme on Jul 2, 10 at 2:56pm
  • Seriously, why would you ask a guy that? It is very very rude. If I was a guy I woulda pulled my small willy out of you and left too!!

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 2, 10 at 10:29am
  • why are your curtains so...roastbeef-ish?

    Submitted by SeductivePotato on Jul 2, 10 at 11:00am
  • like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

    Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:08pm
    • Try as hard as you want, you're just not hittin' all four walls.

      Submitted by IrregularMe on Jul 2, 10 at 3:39pm
      • unless youre just bouncing from side to side in an alternating pattern...

        Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:00pm
  • if it ever happens again, he should just put it up her ass! keep both people happy then lol

    Submitted by kez_r on Jul 2, 10 at 10:24am
  • Im not sensitive carly. Stupid bitch, it WAS all the way in

    Submitted by cinnamon12 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:20am
    • and by 'it' we're talking about the car being in the garage, right? You just went to check for her, since she asked....right? Right? Come on, guize.

      Submitted by Siress on Jul 2, 10 at 1:11pm
  • Some people are sensitive about the truth? You telling me OP that you're not?

    Submitted by RyanM on Jul 2, 10 at 1:04pm
  • Mabey your wizard sleeve is just too big for him to bottom out on your filthy uterus.

    Submitted by destructo on Jul 2, 10 at 1:30pm
  • I bet I could drive my car inside of you and do doughnuts couldn't I?

    Submitted by dak5432 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Hotdog down a hallway baby!

    Submitted by unclegun on Jul 3, 10 at 4:33am
  • That's something you think in your head and say to your girls later. Not during the act.

    Submitted by jaal on Jul 2, 10 at 6:24pm
  • MEAT FLAP DOORS

    Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 3, 10 at 10:41pm
  • FYI: I'm a plumber.. maybe not a real licensed plumber.. but my pants are half off and I'm always ready to lay some good pipe! ;) \nLadies.....? ;)

    Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 7:59am
  • Throw it in her poopar!!!

    Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:22pm
  • So do sluts with giant pussies

    Submitted by TurdHammock on Jul 2, 10 at 12:25pm
  • Sluts fucking suck too.

    Submitted by piebald on Jul 2, 10 at 9:36am
  • fucking tops!!!! love this

    Submitted by IrieChyld on Jul 2, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Hahahahahaha too funny

    Submitted by evaunit01 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:37am
  • Wow. What a genital bashing party this turned out to be!

    Submitted by step11 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:08am
  • It's reality! You never know unless you ask!

    Submitted by michelle1_2 on Jul 2, 10 at 5:23pm
  • FUCKING SERIOUSLYYY! HOLYYY SHIT THEY'RE HORRIBLE! Oooh but they are at their worst when they're standing over the toilet bawling their eyes out because you wont hold their dick for an hour long piss. I HATE those nights.... haha :)

    Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 7:49am
  • @cinnamon12 LOL too damn funny!

    Submitted by jax86 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:17am
  • Some men just can't please their woman I would make you turn into a lesbian cause of my 5$ footlong

    Submitted by 317ayers on Jul 2, 10 at 6:19pm
  • Haha wow these guys are defensive. Just because she couldn't feel his dick doesn't mean she's loose. I'm gunna go with he probably has a little dick

    Submitted by taylorcl on Jul 5, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Next time this happens..... ask him "have you seen the words at the bottom of a condom when you roll it all the way down?" When he says no, just say "yeah, I didn't think so." :)

    Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 7:53am
  • I <3 this

    Submitted by NYCGuy on Jul 3, 10 at 2:38am
  • Well I think it was just an honest question....he didn't have to act like a pussy and get all defensive...

    Submitted by babyboo96 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:12pm
  • That's a shame. Maybe Darwin was wrong after all.

    Submitted by datsun200sx on Jul 2, 10 at 6:16pm
  • I dated a guy from sweden whose dick was sooo small.... I almost asked where the rest of it was.... Odd , he was 6'4 ... Huge hands n feet...... Dick: about 2 in long x 2 circumference..... Oh well.

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 2, 10 at 10:29am
  • sucks for u cinnamon

    Submitted by 69goose69 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:02pm
  • Insensitive whores fucking suck

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 14, 12 at 10:41pm