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  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 8:23am

    That's just a rude thing to say, regardless of the situation. What if he asked you why you were so loose? Have some class.

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      Submitted by synthetic on Jul 3, 10 at 1:12am

      bet u have a tiny dick

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        Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 7:51am

        I love you, synthetic, you're my hero. :) hahaaa

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      Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 7:55am

      Don't give up little buddy, hopefully you'll see a vagina one day. We're all rooting for you! :)

  • Submitted by SomeGirl on Jul 2, 10 at 9:39am

    Hah I love how all the guys are gettin defensive. IT'S FUNNY.

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      Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 2, 10 at 9:45am

      they probably have the same problem.

  • Submitted by uhateme on Jul 2, 10 at 8:36am

    Can't reach bottom when there is none! Silly sluts!

  • Submitted by fun2play on Jul 2, 10 at 2:32pm

    Much better ways of finding out without being a bitch...hehe take control...grab him by the hips..pull him out to just the tip so u can see if he's hard and then slam him hard against got your answer and u both enjoy rather than making him feel insignificant

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      Submitted by fun2play on Jul 2, 10 at 6:33pm

      i'm curious how many of the thumbs up are men and how many thumbs down are women?

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        Submitted by lil on Jul 2, 10 at 7:58pm

        good question

  • Submitted by youmakemelaugh on Jul 2, 10 at 8:43am

    It was a legitimate question. She probably isn't a slut. He must not have been performing up to his usual standard. :)

  • Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 2, 10 at 10:40am

    Girls complain when it's too big too. Instead of "are you in?" you get "stop hitting my uterus!"

  • Submitted by lettersjumbled on Jul 2, 10 at 10:58am

    If it wasn't all the way in I'm sure he would have put it all the way in at some point. You asked a question just to be nasty then get confused and upset when someone gets mad. You're a moron.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 2, 10 at 10:29am

    Seriously, why would you ask a guy that? It is very very rude. If I was a guy I woulda pulled my small willy out of you and left too!!

  • Submitted by ohcalamityme on Jul 2, 10 at 2:56pm

    Even a 747 looks small going into the grand canyon.

  • Submitted by SeductivePotato on Jul 2, 10 at 11:00am

    why are your curtains so...roastbeef-ish?

  • Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:08pm

    like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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      Submitted by IrregularMe on Jul 2, 10 at 3:39pm

      Try as hard as you want, you're just not hittin' all four walls.

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        Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:00pm

        unless youre just bouncing from side to side in an alternating pattern...

  • Submitted by kez_r on Jul 2, 10 at 10:24am

    if it ever happens again, he should just put it up her ass! keep both people happy then lol

  • Submitted by cinnamon12 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:20am

    Im not sensitive carly. Stupid bitch, it WAS all the way in

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      Submitted by Siress on Jul 2, 10 at 1:11pm

      and by 'it' we're talking about the car being in the garage, right? You just went to check for her, since she asked....right? Right? Come on, guize.

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    Submitted by RyanM on Jul 2, 10 at 1:04pm

    Some people are sensitive about the truth? You telling me OP that you're not?

  • Submitted by destructo on Jul 2, 10 at 1:30pm

    Mabey your wizard sleeve is just too big for him to bottom out on your filthy uterus.

  • Submitted by dak5432 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:59pm

    I bet I could drive my car inside of you and do doughnuts couldn't I?

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    Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 3, 10 at 10:41pm


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    Submitted by unclegun on Jul 3, 10 at 4:33am

    Hotdog down a hallway baby!

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    Submitted by jaal on Jul 2, 10 at 6:24pm

    That's something you think in your head and say to your girls later. Not during the act.

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    Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 7:59am

    FYI: I'm a plumber.. maybe not a real licensed plumber.. but my pants are half off and I'm always ready to lay some good pipe! ;) \nLadies.....? ;)

  • Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:22pm

    Throw it in her poopar!!!

  • Submitted by TurdHammock on Jul 2, 10 at 12:25pm

    So do sluts with giant pussies

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    Submitted by IrieChyld on Jul 2, 10 at 2:49pm

    fucking tops!!!! love this

  • Submitted by piebald on Jul 2, 10 at 9:36am

    Sluts fucking suck too.

  • Submitted by evaunit01 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:37am

    Hahahahahaha too funny

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    Submitted by step11 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:08am

    Wow. What a genital bashing party this turned out to be!

  • Submitted by jax86 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:17am

    @cinnamon12 LOL too damn funny!

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    Submitted by 317ayers on Jul 2, 10 at 6:19pm

    Some men just can't please their woman I would make you turn into a lesbian cause of my 5$ footlong

  • Submitted by michelle1_2 on Jul 2, 10 at 5:23pm

    It's reality! You never know unless you ask!

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    Submitted by taylorcl on Jul 5, 10 at 4:17pm

    Haha wow these guys are defensive. Just because she couldn't feel his dick doesn't mean she's loose. I'm gunna go with he probably has a little dick

  • Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 7:53am

    Next time this happens..... ask him "have you seen the words at the bottom of a condom when you roll it all the way down?" When he says no, just say "yeah, I didn't think so." :)

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    Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 7:49am

    FUCKING SERIOUSLYYY! HOLYYY SHIT THEY'RE HORRIBLE! Oooh but they are at their worst when they're standing over the toilet bawling their eyes out because you wont hold their dick for an hour long piss. I HATE those nights.... haha :)

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    Submitted by NYCGuy on Jul 3, 10 at 2:38am

    I <3 this

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    Submitted by babyboo96 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:12pm

    Well I think it was just an honest question....he didn't have to act like a pussy and get all defensive...

  • Submitted by datsun200sx on Jul 2, 10 at 6:16pm

    That's a shame. Maybe Darwin was wrong after all.

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 2, 10 at 10:29am

    I dated a guy from sweden whose dick was sooo small.... I almost asked where the rest of it was.... Odd , he was 6'4 ... Huge hands n feet...... Dick: about 2 in long x 2 circumference..... Oh well.

  • Submitted by 69goose69 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:02pm

    sucks for u cinnamon

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 14, 12 at 10:41pm

    Insensitive whores fucking suck