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  FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.

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• a lap dance is always hotter when the stripper is crying

  Submitted by dubbydubs on Jun 27, 10 at 10:41pm

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• FYI: don't ever get a lapdance from a stripper period. Those bitches are nasty!

  Submitted by karebear624 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:49pm

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• A stripper having a bad day? Say it isnt so!!!

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 27, 10 at 10:31pm

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• Period u guys period......

  Submitted by cackcack on Jun 28, 10 at 1:10am

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• Dibbs on the stripper havin a bad day

  Submitted by Funk67 on Jun 27, 10 at 11:04pm

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• I'm gonna find my own Seinfeld quote. Soon this site will be Kramerica!

  Submitted by marsrover on Jun 28, 10 at 4:49am

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• You are not Keith Stone. Imposter.

  Submitted by lmKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 11:59pm

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• Whaaat? Strippers aren't people!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 10:28pm

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• Was it vomit or diarrhea?

  Submitted by redstrip2010 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:37pm

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• Damn it, whatever happen to professionalism?Strippers don't have bad days, she's there to shake dat thing

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 28, 10 at 8:58am

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• I don't get it .

  Submitted by MECKS on Jun 28, 10 at 1:24am

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• These pretzals are making me thirsty!

  Submitted by Soviet_Russiaa on Jun 28, 10 at 12:55am

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• Congratulations, ImKeithStone. You have received much attention as was your goal.

  Submitted by gmanleman on Jun 27, 10 at 11:44pm

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  • Thanx for the congrats little lady.

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 12:19am

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• I'm Keith Stone, and I suck balls, like Keystone.

  Submitted by 1mKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 10:47pm

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  • Hate all you want you jealous douchebag.

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 12:21am

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    • yeah I'm really sure he's jealous of someone who nothing better to do than post the same shit over and over and over on here.Way to go.Your a class act. Douchebag.

      Submitted by Jagerqueen on Jun 28, 10 at 6:10pm

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• Haha pretzels are stupid

  Submitted by NoImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 2:20am

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• white thong, then sudden onset of menstration...

  Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 27, 10 at 11:31pm

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• Dem pretzels iz makin me thurst!

  Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jun 28, 10 at 12:35am

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• Haha pretzels are stupid

  Submitted by NoImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 2:21am

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• Those tittys are giving me a boner

  Submitted by xXstrangeXx on Jun 28, 10 at 2:49am

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• True that brother

  Submitted by jhodge1 on Jun 28, 10 at 1:26am

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• These Pretzels are making me thirsty and all these people copying me shows their lack of imagination and creativity.

  Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 12:18am

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• It's not like your creative. Give Seinfeld some credit. These pretEzels are MAKING me thirsty!!!!

  Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jun 28, 10 at 12:36am

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• Bri owlsen is so Fu**ing hot

  Submitted by south153 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:18pm

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• did she spank you with her private selection of whips in the face or something? or was it the stick the ass in face and fart reutine?

  Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 27, 10 at 10:39pm

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• In soviet Russia. We call you fucked! Suck it American bitches!

  Submitted by sovietalias on Jun 28, 10 at 11:37pm

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• i said i was sorry get over it

  Submitted by anonymous8889 on Jun 28, 10 at 6:24am

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• Strippers do have bad days

  Submitted by kdubbb6 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:55am

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• These pretzels are making me require liquids in order to refuel my water levels.

  Submitted by Ub3r_Crippl3 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:44pm

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• WTF Keith Stone imposer are annoying :P just like the soviet union jokes all u guys need a life!

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 28, 10 at 9:00pm

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• I would have told that lazy bitch to go dry hump on someone else....

  Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 28, 10 at 2:31am

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• I don't understand this

  Submitted by 041213 on Jun 28, 10 at 3:25pm

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• These people copying ImKiethStone are starting to piss me the fuck off. Kieth stone is the shit, fake can fuck off. Haha

  Submitted by 23jordan23 on Jun 28, 10 at 1:40am

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• For real haven't you seen planet terror.

  Submitted by fightinpossum73 on Dec 21, 10 at 8:10am

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• Did she get her period on your leg?

  Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 29, 10 at 7:26pm

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