you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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I remember when I had my first beer...
I just don't know sometimes.....
thats fucked up
Rule: If you drop your phone onto a penis drawn in anything that makes a mess, IT IS CONSIDERED A BJ IF YOU LIKE THE STUFF OFF YOUR PHONE! No exceptions of course.
Stay classy, Maryland.
Sounds like a fat chick in need of penis
That made me chuckle.
There's just something about this that makes me laughhh
What if it's a guy?
Haha what were they on??
greaaat night lmao
Prolly tha good shit :)
Makes me ashamed to live here. Wasn't that funny I don't think
I think blue cheese more suited to penile art
This has teenager written alllll over it.
This is from a guy to a guy
Way too go fat girl!
If it's a fat chick, that's hot