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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:50pm

    would the 2 of u shut the f up! i'm trying to sleep!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:46pm

    FYI: we are still together ... all 3 of us

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:42pm

    Life is good... when you're not wrapped up in other people's ludicrous moral judgments. Polyamory is a wonderful thing, and not just because of the sex. As long as everyone is open and honest, and nobody is being coerced into anything then enjoy your life! I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work, but it was also the best and most rewarding time of my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:55am

    I picture a GUY sending this text. hmm, curious to know for sure

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:29am

    It gets less awkward over time. The first time I was with a poly couple it was weird as hell, but as I got more involved with them it became completely normal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:00pm

    And this is why there are so many subcultures. All the denial, assumtion and hate! Be clean, safe, and honest and live however you like!!! From (517)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:15am

    It's not just brevard, dumbass. It's orange, too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:02am

    Did She lick You out afterwards ? Thats recycling !!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:43am

    if this is interesting, then you are an IGNORANT WHORE and you should go make the wife some tea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:11am

    It'd be so much funnier if a guy posted this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:18pm

    This is an awesome night!!! Being a swinger myself...I love having a good time with a fun, cute couple. I like turning on my man while I kiss another girl and do other naughty things! And who wouldn't like to have a fuckfest!!! You guys are just haters because it wasn't you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:48pm

    lol was that your dad you slept with and your mom was across from you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:35am

    was the person sending the text male of female is the question...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:28pm

    Hey, maybe the wife likes it that way. Who knows? LOL, Floridians.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:25pm

    Ah...the good old days! Loved those conversations...some wives just love seeing their husbands fuck another woman. These couples usually foot the bill for the whole evening. There are tons of them looking for these ominous females and if you are a hot female looking to be with a couple, you can basically pick the hottest couple (who is interested) and do them! GOOD times!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:53am

    Sounds like swingers to me :) I've had nights like this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:04pm

    who asks someone if they want to hook up via textsfromlastnight.com .. that is just incredibly creepy on so many different levels

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:16am

    wait wait wait...people live in brevard county??? go on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:36pm

    was the F in an FMM triad for almost 3 years. and i must *agree* with the Male who made this same statement ....."It was a tremendous amount of hard work..." and it was by far the happiest years of my life. I deff have something *missing* now, with just the two of us.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 11:35pm

    well idiot above me, don't whore around.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:46pm

    sounds like the whore who f***ed my ex

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 6:29pm

    so what happened next? tweet it

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    Submitted by USARMY on Oct 11, 10 at 7:05pm

    WTF why didn't she stop you guys, she must have been it it too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 11:55pm

    Some one stumbled upon some swingers! =D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:53am

    bad night...that wife was prolly sneakin a knife some where...all bad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:10pm

    i am so excited this is from brevard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:38pm

    OmG!!!!!! did you know he was married?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:39am

    May 15, 2009 2:25AM For a non conformist you sure conform to the typical republican well. :D I lol'd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:09pm

    Wow that is some serious win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:27pm

    Was that before or after you went on Jerry Springer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:28am

    Fuck you, 1:09. Did I spell that right? Should I consult a grammarian before posting? You're such a sexist piece of shit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 8:04pm

    I wish that was how mine happened-- instead she tried to whoop my ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:13am

    what i want to know is was this a guy or a girl who posted this?

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    Submitted by dinopete on Sep 13, 10 at 11:30pm

    Shari?

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      Submitted by amjenks on Oct 20, 10 at 10:00pm

      LMAOO!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:47pm

    Angieeeee??? is that youu?! Cause that just happened to me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:04pm

    Home wrecker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:55pm

    Jesus Christ, late to the party but I am seriously worried this is my mom...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:33pm

    Well that was wonderful... Oh yes would you u like some more? O no thank you I think iv had enough. Well if u want some more just let me know . O I will!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:06pm

    haha I hate living here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 6:22pm

    did she get turned on?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:12am

    10:37....ouch!!... N yeah that kinda hapened to ne too, his wife was just givin THE speech of how cruel we were....lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:54am

    And dildo post AGAIN

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    Submitted by xxCarter952xx on May 11, 10 at 10:17pm

    how did that end up?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:40am

    That is fucking hot. Same thing happened to me, However his wife wanted to see him fuck another man. Was hot!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:58pm

    no matter how many times i read this, i just cant stop laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:29am

    there is a possibility i sent this text hah.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:50pm

    Go Brevard...taking another for the team...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:52pm

    Hahah gotta love the 321

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:09pm

    I think its awesome. 623

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:58am

    awesome. Yay poly couples! Ah, the girls who my fiance is with always feel awkward, no matter how much I tell 'em it's all lovely with me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:18pm

    We've all had THAT conversation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:58pm

    This is fuckin priceless

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:48am

    lol!!!!!!!! pricless........

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:14am

    Interesting. VERY interesting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:19pm

    I totally think it was a man. I think a woman who is accepting of her husband's bisexuality, would have no problem finding him with a man, as there would be no reason for jealousy. Probably with a woman though.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:25pm

    Bah, why do people think this is a bad night, explain your reasoning, one of you, go on, state a good reason as to why this is bad or why the wife would have a knife...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:06am

    LMAO I can just image the awkwardness on this person't part...lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 8:36am

    Isn't it more weird that the OP breaks oitthe mobile and sends a text?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:50pm

    hey im in orlando, can i join in on the fun?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:21am

    lmao 5.55. on the other hand this assfuck better not be my stepdad...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:33am

    I would like to fuck both girls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:54am

    god i love swingers...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:31pm

    That's kind-of awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:00am

    you should of invited her to join you...fuck yeah there are a lot worse ways this situation could of gone down. hell yeah thats how we do it in florida

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:30am

    huh....yeah, this seems to serve my memories of florida accurately.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:16am

    Lmao only in fucking otown

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:22am

    U gonna fuck her too?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:48pm

    i <3 open-minded poly people!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:55am

    what thats mental!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:47pm

    Yeah could be either a guy or girl sending this text. I'm a guy and it wouldn't be a new thing for me. :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:54am

    i really just want to know what happened next. sounds like the making of BFF's

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:30pm

    What is this world coming to? Wow. Yuk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:31pm

    Wow, what an awesome situation to wake up to! Hope this person took advantage of the situation!! 8D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:22am

    That sounded to me like a perfect setting for a threesome...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:52pm

    countdown county ftw!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:09pm

    Thinking it's a chick. Most guys don't take the time to use proper grammar or puncutuation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:35am

    hey hey ..disney area here..... wow.... im 21 wanna hook up...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:21am

    he must be a brazillian lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:16pm

    I was the F in a FFM polyamory relationship for a year. I have never heard anything stated so perfectly in regards to the feeling you have after the first time. :) It's 'interesting,' but amazing. Just try and you'll understand. Best times of my life. :) (303)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:28pm

    bahaha, sounds like fun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:25am

    if it was a guy, f*%#ing gross. yea thats right i dont agree with the gayness, thats my right. if it was a girl well.... what happened? -nonconformist

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:10pm

    And then she pulled out the knife...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:04pm

    oh a typical night in Brevard...what else would you expect!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:26pm

    haha this is amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:17am

    Hey, I have a 321 area code, and I do not live in Brevard County. I live in the greater Orlando area.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:10am

    That is redonkulous. Go Brevard County!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:30pm

    way to go, Brevard County...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:51pm

    She's going to murder you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:17pm

    Brevard County is always on COPS hahahah I see why now!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:52pm

    I love when my boyfriend and my girlfriend get together and I watch. That's so much fun...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:32pm

    that's a lot better than fucking a guy up the ass and then having lunch w/ his wife at a PTA meeting at out kids school

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:09pm

    I agree with the people who think it was a dude sending this text, the syntax and vocabulary are male-ish.

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    Submitted by kendermouse on Jul 23, 10 at 2:35am

    Hmm... so poly, or swingers? More inclined to think swingers, from the bemused tone of the text, which sounds like the OP wasn't expecting this occurrence. Poly folk usually have it all out in the open well before sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:54am

    woo brevard! except that one guy. no woo for you. i couldn't decide whether to give this a good night or bad night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:04am

    Threesome!! I hope...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:21pm

    sounds like it was planned that way...hey I have a 321 # and I am NOT in Brevard county!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:48pm

    I do this all the time, my man and I are Swingers, it's alot of fun!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:50pm

    that is seriously messed up... people these days... so ridiculous... i bet that couple does it all the time...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:10am

    So, I had this night once... Not just in Florida folks, though that is where I was born. Interesting...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:46pm

    WOW...THAT IS KINDA SICK...AND INTERESTING AT THE SAME TIME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:36pm

    I need to know who in brevard county sent this !

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      Submitted by 808er on Jul 6, 10 at 5:22am

      you and about 500k other ppls who gfs were out that night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:08am

    This isn't how it happens on Cinemax

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    Submitted by BigCrank on May 26, 11 at 5:25pm

    One of you should find some self esteem.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:29pm

    I hate women who can't find their own man to screw....now if you didn't know that is a diff. story but having sex with someone you just met is slutty as fuck anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:24pm

    Now this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:49pm

    could be an interesting night!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:59am

    ok this is so gross, but i think it's a guy, therefore the wife didn't get mad because how could she ever think that her husband could possibly be fuckin bisexual...orrr swingers really do exist in real life...i always thought that was just fake stories i feel so naive now lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:41pm

    dude, fuck her wife too. even if you're a woman. im sure she'd enjoy some clit stimulation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:17am

    i can't believe i live here...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:26am

    OMG!!! I hate whores-they're terrible and they all deserve to fucking die.

  • Submitted by sgtchickenfucker on Aug 4, 10 at 5:09pm

    You must be fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:51pm

    sounds like my kinda night!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:13pm

    mmmm 3some? hitt me upp next time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:12am

    Oh, this isn't a BAD night!!! Sounds like an unsuspecting victim of swingers! lol. Go Brevard County! Just stay away from my Grandma out there! haha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:31pm

    Then I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:40am

    I hope he PAID you for the sex and the Wife cuddling afterwards. If you did it for free, then i truly feel sorry for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:31am

    that would be crazy and hilarise at the same time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:50am

    this website is so fake. all these texts are fake. i'm outta here.

    • Submitted by 808er on Jul 6, 10 at 5:23am

      see you in two days

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:05pm

    it's slutty behavior but i'm sure she didn't know he was married

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:10pm

    should have gone to your place - baldouting.blogspot.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:09pm

    I think it's fuckin awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:33pm

    i once got ate out by a guy..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:48am

    how does that work..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:15pm

    Ho you didn't fuck Him He fucked you bitch

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    Submitted by qawszedxrfc on May 22, 12 at 7:21pm

    id love to know how this turns out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:37am

    I do this all the time. But it's ok, my dad used to touch me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:06pm

    Heather, how could you post this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:34pm

    i have a feeling the hubby banged the skank anally and then the wife went a2m

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    Submitted by kl64 on Jan 20, 12 at 10:44am

    Swingers <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:07pm

    I've done that more than once. Usually it's resulted in awesome breakfast. Score one for ethical non-monogamy!

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    Submitted by trishybttchinsc on Dec 24, 11 at 4:47am

    ROund 2 anyone???? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:22pm

    "I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work..." Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha. Get some perspective, kid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:54pm

    Totally was a dude. I would have kicked both their asses. I would have rathered my husband screwing another woman than a man. That shit is total deceit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:57am

    i would kick your fucking ass if i was that wife then i would castrate my husband. but hey some ppl are into that whole more than one wife stuff. my dad was

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:36pm

    So not only are we # 2 top drinking city in america...now this!?Amazingggg!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:08pm

    More like Beaver County! or Boner County....or Boobie County. Maybe even Clitoris County