Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
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would the 2 of u shut the f up! i'm trying to sleep!
And this is why there are so many subcultures. All the denial, assumtion and hate! Be clean, safe, and honest and live however you like!!! From (517)
It gets less awkward over time. The first time I was with a poly couple it was weird as hell, but as I got more involved with them it became completely normal.
Did She lick You out afterwards ?
Thats recycling !!!!!!!!!!
Life is good... when you're not wrapped up in other people's ludicrous moral judgments. Polyamory is a wonderful thing, and not just because of the sex. As long as everyone is open and honest, and nobody is being coerced into anything then enjoy your life!
I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work, but it was also the best and most rewarding time of my life.
Fuck you, 1:09.
Did I spell that right? Should I consult a grammarian before posting? You're such a sexist piece of shit.
It'd be so much funnier if a guy posted this.
was the person sending the text male of female is the question...
Sounds like swingers to me :) I've had nights like this!
Ah...the good old days! Loved those conversations...some wives just love seeing their husbands fuck another woman. These couples usually foot the bill for the whole evening. There are tons of them looking for these ominous females and if you are a hot female looking to be with a couple, you can basically pick the hottest couple (who is interested) and do them! GOOD times!!!
FYI: we are still together ... all 3 of us
bad night...that wife was prolly sneakin a knife some where...all bad
he must be a brazillian lol
Go Brevard...taking another for the team...
sounds like the whore who f***ed my ex
I picture a GUY sending this text.
hmm, curious to know for sure
well idiot above me, don't whore around.
That's kind-of awesome.
if this is interesting, then you are an IGNORANT WHORE and you should go make the wife some tea.
That is redonkulous. Go Brevard County!
May 15, 2009 2:25AM
For a non conformist you sure conform to the typical republican well. :D
who asks someone if they want to hook up via textsfromlastnight.com .. that is just incredibly creepy on so many different levels
Hey, maybe the wife likes it that way. Who knows? LOL, Floridians.
Some one stumbled upon some swingers! =D
no matter how many times i read this, i just cant stop laughing.
i really just want to know what happened next. sounds like the making of BFF's
Interesting. VERY interesting
wait wait wait...people live in brevard county???
hitt me upp next time.
lol was that your dad you slept with and your mom was across from you.
This is fuckin priceless
It's not just brevard, dumbass. It's orange, too.
Was that before or after you went on Jerry Springer
i am so excited this is from brevard.
was the F in an FMM triad for almost 3 years. and i must *agree* with the Male who made this same statement ....."It was a tremendous amount of hard work..." and it was by far the happiest years of my life. I deff have something *missing* now, with just the two of us.
haha this is amazing.
WTF why didn't she stop you guys, she must have been it it too.
Bah, why do people think this is a bad night, explain your reasoning, one of you, go on, state a good reason as to why this is bad or why the wife would have a knife...
OmG!!!!!! did you know he was married?
What is this world coming to? Wow. Yuk.
how did that end up?
Threesome!! I hope...
We've all had THAT conversation.
so what happened next?
Yeah could be either a guy or girl sending this text. I'm a guy and it wouldn't be a new thing for me. :)
did she get turned on?
And dildo post AGAIN
countdown county ftw!
LMAO I can just image the awkwardness on this person't part...lol
huh....yeah, this seems to serve my memories of florida accurately.
Isn't it more weird that the OP breaks oitthe mobile and sends a text?
Wow that is some serious win
I agree with the people who think it was a dude sending this text, the syntax and vocabulary are male-ish.
way to go, Brevard County...
U gonna fuck her too?
sounds like it was planned that way...hey I have a 321 # and I am NOT in Brevard county!
10:37....ouch!!... N yeah that kinda hapened to ne too, his wife was just givin THE speech of how cruel we were....lol
this website is so fake. all these texts are fake. i'm outta here.
see you in two days
awesome. Yay poly couples! Ah, the girls who my fiance is with always feel awkward, no matter how much I tell 'em it's all lovely with me.
I was the F in a FFM polyamory relationship for a year. I have never heard anything stated so perfectly in regards to the feeling you have after the first time. :) It's 'interesting,' but amazing. Just try and you'll understand. Best times of my life. :) (303)
that would be crazy and hilarise at the same time
bahaha, sounds like fun.
what i want to know is was this a guy or a girl who posted this?
That sounded to me like a perfect setting for a threesome...
That is fucking hot. Same thing happened to me,
However his wife wanted to see him fuck another man. Was hot!!!
sounds like my kinda night!
what thats mental!!!
Hahah gotta love the 321
Wow, what an awesome situation to wake up to! Hope this person took advantage of the situation!! 8D
OMG!!! I hate whores-they're terrible and they all deserve to fucking die.
you should of invited her to join you...fuck yeah there are a lot worse ways this situation could of gone down. hell yeah thats how we do it in florida
there is a possibility i sent this text hah.
i <3 open-minded poly people!
hey im in orlando, can i join in on the fun?
woo brevard! except that one guy. no woo for you.
i couldn't decide whether to give this a good night or bad night
I wish that was how mine happened-- instead she tried to whoop my ass
Angieeeee??? is that youu?! Cause that just happened to me...
Oh, this isn't a BAD night!!! Sounds like an unsuspecting victim of swingers! lol. Go Brevard County!
Just stay away from my Grandma out there! haha!
I would like to fuck both girls
And then she pulled out the knife...
hey hey ..disney area here..... wow.... im 21 wanna hook up...
ROund 2 anyone???? lol
Then I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt
that is seriously messed up... people these days... so ridiculous... i bet that couple does it all the time...
This is an awesome night!!! Being a swinger myself...I love having a good time with a fun, cute couple. I like turning on my man while I kiss another girl and do other naughty things! And who wouldn't like to have a fuckfest!!! You guys are just haters because it wasn't you!
haha I hate living here.
I love when my boyfriend and my girlfriend get together and I watch. That's so much fun...
should have gone to your place - baldouting.blogspot.com
Hmm... so poly, or swingers? More inclined to think swingers, from the bemused tone of the text, which sounds like the OP wasn't expecting this occurrence. Poly folk usually have it all out in the open well before sex.
I need to know who in brevard county sent this !
you and about 500k other ppls who gfs were out that night
Well that was wonderful... Oh yes would you u like some more? O no thank you I think iv had enough. Well if u want some more just let me know . O I will!
Thinking it's a chick. Most guys don't take the time to use proper grammar or puncutuation.
if it was a guy, f*%#ing gross. yea thats right i dont agree with the gayness, thats my right.
if it was a girl well.... what happened?
god i love swingers...
Lmao only in fucking otown
Heather, how could you post this?
it's slutty behavior but i'm sure she didn't know he was married
Brevard County is always on COPS hahahah I see why now!
This isn't how it happens on Cinemax
could be an interesting night!!!
Now this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!!
Jesus Christ, late to the party but I am seriously worried this is my mom...
She's going to murder you.
on the other hand this assfuck better not be my stepdad...
I hate women who can't find their own man to screw....now if you didn't know that is a diff. story but having sex with someone you just met is slutty as fuck anyway
So, I had this night once... Not just in Florida folks, though that is where I was born. Interesting...
I do this all the time, my man and I are
Swingers, it's alot of fun!!
ok this is so gross, but i think it's a guy, therefore the wife didn't get mad because how could she ever think that her husband could possibly be fuckin bisexual...orrr swingers really do exist in real life...i always thought that was just fake stories i feel so naive now lol
You must be fucked up
One of you should find some self esteem.
i can't believe i live here...
i would kick your fucking ass if i was that wife then i would castrate my husband. but hey some ppl are into that whole more than one wife stuff. my dad was
Hey, I have a 321 area code, and I do not live in Brevard County. I live in the greater Orlando area.
Totally was a dude. I would have kicked both their asses. I would have rathered my husband screwing another woman than a man. That shit is total deceit.
I've done that more than once. Usually it's resulted in awesome breakfast. Score one for ethical non-monogamy!
I totally think it was a man. I think a woman who is accepting of her husband's bisexuality, would have no problem finding him with a man, as there would be no reason for jealousy. Probably with a woman though.
id love to know how this turns out
Ho you didn't fuck
He fucked you bitch
I hope he PAID you for the sex and the Wife cuddling afterwards. If you did it for free, then i truly feel sorry for you.
that's a lot better than fucking a guy up the ass and then having lunch w/ his wife at a PTA meeting at out kids school
i once got ate out by a guy..
how does that work..
"I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work..."
Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha. Get some perspective, kid.
I do this all the time. But it's ok, my dad used to touch me.
oh a typical night in Brevard...what else would you expect!
dude, fuck her wife too. even if you're a woman. im sure she'd enjoy some clit stimulation
i have a feeling the hubby banged the skank anally and then the wife went a2m
More like Beaver County!
or Boner County....or Boobie County. Maybe even Clitoris County
WOW...THAT IS KINDA SICK...AND INTERESTING AT THE SAME TIME
I think its awesome. 623
So not only are we # 2 top drinking city in america...now this!?Amazingggg!!!
I think it's fuckin awesome