Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
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would the 2 of u shut the f up! i'm trying to sleep!
And this is why there are so many subcultures. All the denial, assumtion and hate! Be clean, safe, and honest and live however you like!!! From (517)
It gets less awkward over time. The first time I was with a poly couple it was weird as hell, but as I got more involved with them it became completely normal.
Life is good... when you're not wrapped up in other people's ludicrous moral judgments. Polyamory is a wonderful thing, and not just because of the sex. As long as everyone is open and honest, and nobody is being coerced into anything then enjoy your life!
I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work, but it was also the best and most rewarding time of my life.
bad night...that wife was prolly sneakin a knife some where...all bad
It'd be so much funnier if a guy posted this.
Did She lick You out afterwards ?
Thats recycling !!!!!!!!!!
FYI: we are still together ... all 3 of us
I picture a GUY sending this text.
hmm, curious to know for sure
was the person sending the text male of female is the question...
Ah...the good old days! Loved those conversations...some wives just love seeing their husbands fuck another woman. These couples usually foot the bill for the whole evening. There are tons of them looking for these ominous females and if you are a hot female looking to be with a couple, you can basically pick the hottest couple (who is interested) and do them! GOOD times!!!
Fuck you, 1:09.
Did I spell that right? Should I consult a grammarian before posting? You're such a sexist piece of shit.
if this is interesting, then you are an IGNORANT WHORE and you should go make the wife some tea.
Go Brevard...taking another for the team...
Sounds like swingers to me :) I've had nights like this!
Hey, maybe the wife likes it that way. Who knows? LOL, Floridians.
sounds like the whore who f***ed my ex
wait wait wait...people live in brevard county???
That's kind-of awesome.
It's not just brevard, dumbass. It's orange, too.
who asks someone if they want to hook up via textsfromlastnight.com .. that is just incredibly creepy on so many different levels
lol was that your dad you slept with and your mom was across from you.
That is redonkulous. Go Brevard County!
This is fuckin priceless
haha this is amazing.
Interesting. VERY interesting
so what happened next?
OmG!!!!!! did you know he was married?
i really just want to know what happened next. sounds like the making of BFF's
no matter how many times i read this, i just cant stop laughing.
May 15, 2009 2:25AM
For a non conformist you sure conform to the typical republican well. :D
he must be a brazillian lol
i am so excited this is from brevard.
Was that before or after you went on Jerry Springer
well idiot above me, don't whore around.
hitt me upp next time.
was the F in an FMM triad for almost 3 years. and i must *agree* with the Male who made this same statement ....."It was a tremendous amount of hard work..." and it was by far the happiest years of my life. I deff have something *missing* now, with just the two of us.
This is an awesome night!!! Being a swinger myself...I love having a good time with a fun, cute couple. I like turning on my man while I kiss another girl and do other naughty things! And who wouldn't like to have a fuckfest!!! You guys are just haters because it wasn't you!
Some one stumbled upon some swingers! =D
We've all had THAT conversation.
LMAO I can just image the awkwardness on this person't part...lol
Yeah could be either a guy or girl sending this text. I'm a guy and it wouldn't be a new thing for me. :)
what i want to know is was this a guy or a girl who posted this?
I would like to fuck both girls
did she get turned on?
WTF why didn't she stop you guys, she must have been it it too.
that would be crazy and hilarise at the same time
Bah, why do people think this is a bad night, explain your reasoning, one of you, go on, state a good reason as to why this is bad or why the wife would have a knife...
way to go, Brevard County...
there is a possibility i sent this text hah.
Well that was wonderful... Oh yes would you u like some more? O no thank you I think iv had enough. Well if u want some more just let me know . O I will!
hey hey ..disney area here..... wow.... im 21 wanna hook up...
10:37....ouch!!... N yeah that kinda hapened to ne too, his wife was just givin THE speech of how cruel we were....lol
Threesome!! I hope...
sounds like it was planned that way...hey I have a 321 # and I am NOT in Brevard county!
I was the F in a FFM polyamory relationship for a year. I have never heard anything stated so perfectly in regards to the feeling you have after the first time. :) It's 'interesting,' but amazing. Just try and you'll understand. Best times of my life. :) (303)
I agree with the people who think it was a dude sending this text, the syntax and vocabulary are male-ish.
Wow that is some serious win
how did that end up?
Angieeeee??? is that youu?! Cause that just happened to me...
What is this world coming to? Wow. Yuk.
huh....yeah, this seems to serve my memories of florida accurately.
hey im in orlando, can i join in on the fun?
I wish that was how mine happened-- instead she tried to whoop my ass
Isn't it more weird that the OP breaks oitthe mobile and sends a text?
And then she pulled out the knife...
this website is so fake. all these texts are fake. i'm outta here.
see you in two days
I need to know who in brevard county sent this !
you and about 500k other ppls who gfs were out that night
i <3 open-minded poly people!
I totally think it was a man. I think a woman who is accepting of her husband's bisexuality, would have no problem finding him with a man, as there would be no reason for jealousy. Probably with a woman though.
awesome. Yay poly couples! Ah, the girls who my fiance is with always feel awkward, no matter how much I tell 'em it's all lovely with me.
And dildo post AGAIN
Jesus Christ, late to the party but I am seriously worried this is my mom...
god i love swingers...
OMG!!! I hate whores-they're terrible and they all deserve to fucking die.
what thats mental!!!
Hahah gotta love the 321
U gonna fuck her too?
This isn't how it happens on Cinemax
on the other hand this assfuck better not be my stepdad...
haha I hate living here.
bahaha, sounds like fun.
That is fucking hot. Same thing happened to me,
However his wife wanted to see him fuck another man. Was hot!!!
Wow, what an awesome situation to wake up to! Hope this person took advantage of the situation!! 8D
you should of invited her to join you...fuck yeah there are a lot worse ways this situation could of gone down. hell yeah thats how we do it in florida
should have gone to your place - baldouting.blogspot.com
if it was a guy, f*%#ing gross. yea thats right i dont agree with the gayness, thats my right.
if it was a girl well.... what happened?
Oh, this isn't a BAD night!!! Sounds like an unsuspecting victim of swingers! lol. Go Brevard County!
Just stay away from my Grandma out there! haha!
could be an interesting night!!!
it's slutty behavior but i'm sure she didn't know he was married
Lmao only in fucking otown
That sounded to me like a perfect setting for a threesome...
woo brevard! except that one guy. no woo for you.
i couldn't decide whether to give this a good night or bad night
countdown county ftw!
i have a feeling the hubby banged the skank anally and then the wife went a2m
I love when my boyfriend and my girlfriend get together and I watch. That's so much fun...
that's a lot better than fucking a guy up the ass and then having lunch w/ his wife at a PTA meeting at out kids school
One of you should find some self esteem.
Then I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt
Brevard County is always on COPS hahahah I see why now!
Hmm... so poly, or swingers? More inclined to think swingers, from the bemused tone of the text, which sounds like the OP wasn't expecting this occurrence. Poly folk usually have it all out in the open well before sex.
sounds like my kinda night!
Now this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!!
I do this all the time, my man and I are
Swingers, it's alot of fun!!
You must be fucked up
Hey, I have a 321 area code, and I do not live in Brevard County. I live in the greater Orlando area.
id love to know how this turns out
I hate women who can't find their own man to screw....now if you didn't know that is a diff. story but having sex with someone you just met is slutty as fuck anyway
Heather, how could you post this?
oh a typical night in Brevard...what else would you expect!
She's going to murder you.
that is seriously messed up... people these days... so ridiculous... i bet that couple does it all the time...
I hope he PAID you for the sex and the Wife cuddling afterwards. If you did it for free, then i truly feel sorry for you.
Totally was a dude. I would have kicked both their asses. I would have rathered my husband screwing another woman than a man. That shit is total deceit.
i can't believe i live here...
WOW...THAT IS KINDA SICK...AND INTERESTING AT THE SAME TIME
dude, fuck her wife too. even if you're a woman. im sure she'd enjoy some clit stimulation
ROund 2 anyone???? lol
Thinking it's a chick. Most guys don't take the time to use proper grammar or puncutuation.
So, I had this night once... Not just in Florida folks, though that is where I was born. Interesting...
i would kick your fucking ass if i was that wife then i would castrate my husband. but hey some ppl are into that whole more than one wife stuff. my dad was
I've done that more than once. Usually it's resulted in awesome breakfast. Score one for ethical non-monogamy!
ok this is so gross, but i think it's a guy, therefore the wife didn't get mad because how could she ever think that her husband could possibly be fuckin bisexual...orrr swingers really do exist in real life...i always thought that was just fake stories i feel so naive now lol
Ho you didn't fuck
He fucked you bitch
I do this all the time. But it's ok, my dad used to touch me.
I think it's fuckin awesome
i once got ate out by a guy..
I think its awesome. 623
how does that work..
"I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work..."
Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha. Get some perspective, kid.
More like Beaver County!
or Boner County....or Boobie County. Maybe even Clitoris County
So not only are we # 2 top drinking city in america...now this!?Amazingggg!!!