Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
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would the 2 of u shut the f up! i'm trying to sleep!
And this is why there are so many subcultures. All the denial, assumtion and hate! Be clean, safe, and honest and live however you like!!! From (517)
It gets less awkward over time. The first time I was with a poly couple it was weird as hell, but as I got more involved with them it became completely normal.
Did She lick You out afterwards ?
Thats recycling !!!!!!!!!!
Life is good... when you're not wrapped up in other people's ludicrous moral judgments. Polyamory is a wonderful thing, and not just because of the sex. As long as everyone is open and honest, and nobody is being coerced into anything then enjoy your life!
I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work, but it was also the best and most rewarding time of my life.
Fuck you, 1:09.
Did I spell that right? Should I consult a grammarian before posting? You're such a sexist piece of shit.
It'd be so much funnier if a guy posted this.
was the person sending the text male of female is the question...
Sounds like swingers to me :) I've had nights like this!
Ah...the good old days! Loved those conversations...some wives just love seeing their husbands fuck another woman. These couples usually foot the bill for the whole evening. There are tons of them looking for these ominous females and if you are a hot female looking to be with a couple, you can basically pick the hottest couple (who is interested) and do them! GOOD times!!!
bad night...that wife was prolly sneakin a knife some where...all bad
FYI: we are still together ... all 3 of us
sounds like the whore who f***ed my ex
he must be a brazillian lol
Go Brevard...taking another for the team...
I picture a GUY sending this text.
hmm, curious to know for sure
well idiot above me, don't whore around.
That's kind-of awesome.
if this is interesting, then you are an IGNORANT WHORE and you should go make the wife some tea.
Hey, maybe the wife likes it that way. Who knows? LOL, Floridians.
who asks someone if they want to hook up via textsfromlastnight.com .. that is just incredibly creepy on so many different levels
Some one stumbled upon some swingers! =D
Interesting. VERY interesting
That is redonkulous. Go Brevard County!
no matter how many times i read this, i just cant stop laughing.
May 15, 2009 2:25AM
For a non conformist you sure conform to the typical republican well. :D
wait wait wait...people live in brevard county???
This is fuckin priceless
hitt me upp next time.
i really just want to know what happened next. sounds like the making of BFF's
lol was that your dad you slept with and your mom was across from you.
It's not just brevard, dumbass. It's orange, too.
Was that before or after you went on Jerry Springer
haha this is amazing.
was the F in an FMM triad for almost 3 years. and i must *agree* with the Male who made this same statement ....."It was a tremendous amount of hard work..." and it was by far the happiest years of my life. I deff have something *missing* now, with just the two of us.
WTF why didn't she stop you guys, she must have been it it too.
OmG!!!!!! did you know he was married?
What is this world coming to? Wow. Yuk.
i am so excited this is from brevard.
how did that end up?
so what happened next?
We've all had THAT conversation.
Bah, why do people think this is a bad night, explain your reasoning, one of you, go on, state a good reason as to why this is bad or why the wife would have a knife...
Threesome!! I hope...
LMAO I can just image the awkwardness on this person't part...lol
did she get turned on?
Yeah could be either a guy or girl sending this text. I'm a guy and it wouldn't be a new thing for me. :)
And dildo post AGAIN
10:37....ouch!!... N yeah that kinda hapened to ne too, his wife was just givin THE speech of how cruel we were....lol
I agree with the people who think it was a dude sending this text, the syntax and vocabulary are male-ish.
U gonna fuck her too?
Wow that is some serious win
countdown county ftw!
that would be crazy and hilarise at the same time
this website is so fake. all these texts are fake. i'm outta here.
see you in two days
huh....yeah, this seems to serve my memories of florida accurately.
sounds like it was planned that way...hey I have a 321 # and I am NOT in Brevard county!
That sounded to me like a perfect setting for a threesome...
I was the F in a FFM polyamory relationship for a year. I have never heard anything stated so perfectly in regards to the feeling you have after the first time. :) It's 'interesting,' but amazing. Just try and you'll understand. Best times of my life. :) (303)
Isn't it more weird that the OP breaks oitthe mobile and sends a text?
you should of invited her to join you...fuck yeah there are a lot worse ways this situation could of gone down. hell yeah thats how we do it in florida
way to go, Brevard County...
bahaha, sounds like fun.
sounds like my kinda night!
OMG!!! I hate whores-they're terrible and they all deserve to fucking die.
what thats mental!!!
what i want to know is was this a guy or a girl who posted this?
awesome. Yay poly couples! Ah, the girls who my fiance is with always feel awkward, no matter how much I tell 'em it's all lovely with me.
That is fucking hot. Same thing happened to me,
However his wife wanted to see him fuck another man. Was hot!!!
I wish that was how mine happened-- instead she tried to whoop my ass
Wow, what an awesome situation to wake up to! Hope this person took advantage of the situation!! 8D
Angieeeee??? is that youu?! Cause that just happened to me...
Hahah gotta love the 321
there is a possibility i sent this text hah.
i <3 open-minded poly people!
And then she pulled out the knife...
I would like to fuck both girls
ROund 2 anyone???? lol
Oh, this isn't a BAD night!!! Sounds like an unsuspecting victim of swingers! lol. Go Brevard County!
Just stay away from my Grandma out there! haha!
hey im in orlando, can i join in on the fun?
Hmm... so poly, or swingers? More inclined to think swingers, from the bemused tone of the text, which sounds like the OP wasn't expecting this occurrence. Poly folk usually have it all out in the open well before sex.
This is an awesome night!!! Being a swinger myself...I love having a good time with a fun, cute couple. I like turning on my man while I kiss another girl and do other naughty things! And who wouldn't like to have a fuckfest!!! You guys are just haters because it wasn't you!
I need to know who in brevard county sent this !
you and about 500k other ppls who gfs were out that night
Well that was wonderful... Oh yes would you u like some more? O no thank you I think iv had enough. Well if u want some more just let me know . O I will!
haha I hate living here.
I love when my boyfriend and my girlfriend get together and I watch. That's so much fun...
should have gone to your place - baldouting.blogspot.com
woo brevard! except that one guy. no woo for you.
i couldn't decide whether to give this a good night or bad night
Heather, how could you post this?
that is seriously messed up... people these days... so ridiculous... i bet that couple does it all the time...
Then I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt
hey hey ..disney area here..... wow.... im 21 wanna hook up...
This isn't how it happens on Cinemax
god i love swingers...
Lmao only in fucking otown
it's slutty behavior but i'm sure she didn't know he was married
if it was a guy, f*%#ing gross. yea thats right i dont agree with the gayness, thats my right.
if it was a girl well.... what happened?
Brevard County is always on COPS hahahah I see why now!
I hate women who can't find their own man to screw....now if you didn't know that is a diff. story but having sex with someone you just met is slutty as fuck anyway
could be an interesting night!!!
She's going to murder you.
Jesus Christ, late to the party but I am seriously worried this is my mom...
Now this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!!
Thinking it's a chick. Most guys don't take the time to use proper grammar or puncutuation.
I do this all the time, my man and I are
Swingers, it's alot of fun!!
i can't believe i live here...
You must be fucked up
on the other hand this assfuck better not be my stepdad...
So, I had this night once... Not just in Florida folks, though that is where I was born. Interesting...
One of you should find some self esteem.
ok this is so gross, but i think it's a guy, therefore the wife didn't get mad because how could she ever think that her husband could possibly be fuckin bisexual...orrr swingers really do exist in real life...i always thought that was just fake stories i feel so naive now lol
I totally think it was a man. I think a woman who is accepting of her husband's bisexuality, would have no problem finding him with a man, as there would be no reason for jealousy. Probably with a woman though.
Totally was a dude. I would have kicked both their asses. I would have rathered my husband screwing another woman than a man. That shit is total deceit.
id love to know how this turns out
Ho you didn't fuck
He fucked you bitch
I've done that more than once. Usually it's resulted in awesome breakfast. Score one for ethical non-monogamy!
I hope he PAID you for the sex and the Wife cuddling afterwards. If you did it for free, then i truly feel sorry for you.
Hey, I have a 321 area code, and I do not live in Brevard County. I live in the greater Orlando area.
i would kick your fucking ass if i was that wife then i would castrate my husband. but hey some ppl are into that whole more than one wife stuff. my dad was
i once got ate out by a guy..
that's a lot better than fucking a guy up the ass and then having lunch w/ his wife at a PTA meeting at out kids school
I do this all the time. But it's ok, my dad used to touch me.
"I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work..."
Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha. Get some perspective, kid.
oh a typical night in Brevard...what else would you expect!
dude, fuck her wife too. even if you're a woman. im sure she'd enjoy some clit stimulation
how does that work..
i have a feeling the hubby banged the skank anally and then the wife went a2m
WOW...THAT IS KINDA SICK...AND INTERESTING AT THE SAME TIME
I think its awesome. 623
More like Beaver County!
or Boner County....or Boobie County. Maybe even Clitoris County
So not only are we # 2 top drinking city in america...now this!?Amazingggg!!!
I think it's fuckin awesome