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  • would the 2 of u shut the f up! i'm trying to sleep!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:50pm
  • And this is why there are so many subcultures. All the denial, assumtion and hate! Be clean, safe, and honest and live however you like!!! From (517)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:00pm
  • It gets less awkward over time. The first time I was with a poly couple it was weird as hell, but as I got more involved with them it became completely normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:29am
  • Life is good... when you're not wrapped up in other people's ludicrous moral judgments. Polyamory is a wonderful thing, and not just because of the sex. As long as everyone is open and honest, and nobody is being coerced into anything then enjoy your life! I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work, but it was also the best and most rewarding time of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:42pm
  • bad night...that wife was prolly sneakin a knife some where...all bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:53am
  • It'd be so much funnier if a guy posted this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:11am
  • Did She lick You out afterwards ? Thats recycling !!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:02am
  • FYI: we are still together ... all 3 of us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:46pm
  • I picture a GUY sending this text. hmm, curious to know for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:55am
  • was the person sending the text male of female is the question...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:35am
  • Ah...the good old days! Loved those conversations...some wives just love seeing their husbands fuck another woman. These couples usually foot the bill for the whole evening. There are tons of them looking for these ominous females and if you are a hot female looking to be with a couple, you can basically pick the hottest couple (who is interested) and do them! GOOD times!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Fuck you, 1:09. Did I spell that right? Should I consult a grammarian before posting? You're such a sexist piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:28am
  • if this is interesting, then you are an IGNORANT WHORE and you should go make the wife some tea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:43am
  • Go Brevard...taking another for the team...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Sounds like swingers to me :) I've had nights like this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:53am
  • Hey, maybe the wife likes it that way. Who knows? LOL, Floridians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:28pm
  • sounds like the whore who f***ed my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:46pm
  • wait wait wait...people live in brevard county??? go on

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:16am
  • That's kind-of awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:31pm
  • It's not just brevard, dumbass. It's orange, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:15am
  • who asks someone if they want to hook up via textsfromlastnight.com .. that is just incredibly creepy on so many different levels

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:04pm
  • lol was that your dad you slept with and your mom was across from you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:48pm
  • That is redonkulous. Go Brevard County!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:10am
  • This is fuckin priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:58pm
  • haha this is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Interesting. VERY interesting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:14am
  • so what happened next? tweet it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 6:29pm
  • OmG!!!!!! did you know he was married?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:38pm
  • i really just want to know what happened next. sounds like the making of BFF's

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:54am
  • no matter how many times i read this, i just cant stop laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Home wrecker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:04pm
  • May 15, 2009 2:25AM For a non conformist you sure conform to the typical republican well. :D I lol'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:39am
  • he must be a brazillian lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:21am
  • i am so excited this is from brevard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Was that before or after you went on Jerry Springer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:27pm
  • well idiot above me, don't whore around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 11:35pm
  • mmmm 3some? hitt me upp next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:13pm
  • was the F in an FMM triad for almost 3 years. and i must *agree* with the Male who made this same statement ....."It was a tremendous amount of hard work..." and it was by far the happiest years of my life. I deff have something *missing* now, with just the two of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:36pm
  • This is an awesome night!!! Being a swinger myself...I love having a good time with a fun, cute couple. I like turning on my man while I kiss another girl and do other naughty things! And who wouldn't like to have a fuckfest!!! You guys are just haters because it wasn't you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Some one stumbled upon some swingers! =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 11:55pm
  • We've all had THAT conversation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:18pm
  • Shari?

    Submitted by dinopete on Sep 13, 10 at 11:30pm
  • lol!!!!!!!! pricless........

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:48am
  • LMAO I can just image the awkwardness on this person't part...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:06am
  • Yeah could be either a guy or girl sending this text. I'm a guy and it wouldn't be a new thing for me. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:47pm
  • what i want to know is was this a guy or a girl who posted this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:13am
  • I would like to fuck both girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:33am
  • did she get turned on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 6:22pm
  • WTF why didn't she stop you guys, she must have been it it too.

    Submitted by USARMY on Oct 11, 10 at 7:05pm
  • that would be crazy and hilarise at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:31am
  • Bah, why do people think this is a bad night, explain your reasoning, one of you, go on, state a good reason as to why this is bad or why the wife would have a knife...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:25pm
  • way to go, Brevard County...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:30pm
  • there is a possibility i sent this text hah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:29am
  • Well that was wonderful... Oh yes would you u like some more? O no thank you I think iv had enough. Well if u want some more just let me know . O I will!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:33pm
  • hey hey ..disney area here..... wow.... im 21 wanna hook up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:35am
  • 10:37....ouch!!... N yeah that kinda hapened to ne too, his wife was just givin THE speech of how cruel we were....lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:12am
  • Threesome!! I hope...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:04am
  • sounds like it was planned that way...hey I have a 321 # and I am NOT in Brevard county!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 7:21pm
  • I was the F in a FFM polyamory relationship for a year. I have never heard anything stated so perfectly in regards to the feeling you have after the first time. :) It's 'interesting,' but amazing. Just try and you'll understand. Best times of my life. :) (303)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:16pm
  • I agree with the people who think it was a dude sending this text, the syntax and vocabulary are male-ish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Wow that is some serious win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:09pm
  • how did that end up?

    Submitted by xxCarter952xx on May 11, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Angieeeee??? is that youu?! Cause that just happened to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:47pm
  • What is this world coming to? Wow. Yuk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:30pm
  • huh....yeah, this seems to serve my memories of florida accurately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:30am
  • hey im in orlando, can i join in on the fun?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:50pm
  • I wish that was how mine happened-- instead she tried to whoop my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Isn't it more weird that the OP breaks oitthe mobile and sends a text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 8:36am
  • And then she pulled out the knife...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:10pm
  • this website is so fake. all these texts are fake. i'm outta here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:50am
  • I need to know who in brevard county sent this !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:36pm
    • you and about 500k other ppls who gfs were out that night

      Submitted by 808er on Jul 6, 10 at 5:22am
  • i <3 open-minded poly people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:48pm
  • I totally think it was a man. I think a woman who is accepting of her husband's bisexuality, would have no problem finding him with a man, as there would be no reason for jealousy. Probably with a woman though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:19pm
  • awesome. Yay poly couples! Ah, the girls who my fiance is with always feel awkward, no matter how much I tell 'em it's all lovely with me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:58am
  • And dildo post AGAIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:54am
  • Jesus Christ, late to the party but I am seriously worried this is my mom...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:55pm
  • god i love swingers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:54am
  • OMG!!! I hate whores-they're terrible and they all deserve to fucking die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:26am
  • what thats mental!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:55am
  • Hahah gotta love the 321

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:52pm
  • U gonna fuck her too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:22am
  • This isn't how it happens on Cinemax

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:08am
  • lmao 5.55. on the other hand this assfuck better not be my stepdad...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:21am
  • haha I hate living here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:06pm
  • bahaha, sounds like fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:28pm
  • That is fucking hot. Same thing happened to me, However his wife wanted to see him fuck another man. Was hot!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:40am
  • Wow, what an awesome situation to wake up to! Hope this person took advantage of the situation!! 8D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:31pm
  • you should of invited her to join you...fuck yeah there are a lot worse ways this situation could of gone down. hell yeah thats how we do it in florida

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:00am
  • should have gone to your place - baldouting.blogspot.com

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:10pm
  • if it was a guy, f*%#ing gross. yea thats right i dont agree with the gayness, thats my right. if it was a girl well.... what happened? -nonconformist

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:25am
  • Oh, this isn't a BAD night!!! Sounds like an unsuspecting victim of swingers! lol. Go Brevard County! Just stay away from my Grandma out there! haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:12am
  • could be an interesting night!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 5:49pm
  • it's slutty behavior but i'm sure she didn't know he was married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Lmao only in fucking otown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:16am
  • That sounded to me like a perfect setting for a threesome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:22am
  • woo brevard! except that one guy. no woo for you. i couldn't decide whether to give this a good night or bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:54am
  • countdown county ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:52pm
  • i have a feeling the hubby banged the skank anally and then the wife went a2m

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:34pm
  • I love when my boyfriend and my girlfriend get together and I watch. That's so much fun...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:52pm
  • that's a lot better than fucking a guy up the ass and then having lunch w/ his wife at a PTA meeting at out kids school

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:32pm
  • One of you should find some self esteem.

    Submitted by BigCrank on May 26, 11 at 5:25pm
  • Then I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Brevard County is always on COPS hahahah I see why now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Hmm... so poly, or swingers? More inclined to think swingers, from the bemused tone of the text, which sounds like the OP wasn't expecting this occurrence. Poly folk usually have it all out in the open well before sex.

    Submitted by kendermouse on Jul 23, 10 at 2:35am
  • sounds like my kinda night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Now this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:24pm
  • I do this all the time, my man and I are Swingers, it's alot of fun!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:48pm
  • You must be fucked up

    Submitted by sgtchickenfucker on Aug 4, 10 at 5:09pm
  • Hey, I have a 321 area code, and I do not live in Brevard County. I live in the greater Orlando area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:17am
  • id love to know how this turns out

    Submitted by qawszedxrfc on May 22, 12 at 7:21pm
  • I hate women who can't find their own man to screw....now if you didn't know that is a diff. story but having sex with someone you just met is slutty as fuck anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:29pm
  • Swingers <3

    Submitted by kl64 on Jan 20, 12 at 10:44am
  • Heather, how could you post this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:06pm
  • oh a typical night in Brevard...what else would you expect!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:04pm
  • She's going to murder you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:51pm
  • that is seriously messed up... people these days... so ridiculous... i bet that couple does it all the time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:50pm
  • I hope he PAID you for the sex and the Wife cuddling afterwards. If you did it for free, then i truly feel sorry for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:40am
  • Totally was a dude. I would have kicked both their asses. I would have rathered my husband screwing another woman than a man. That shit is total deceit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:54pm
  • i can't believe i live here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:17am
  • WOW...THAT IS KINDA SICK...AND INTERESTING AT THE SAME TIME

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:46pm
  • dude, fuck her wife too. even if you're a woman. im sure she'd enjoy some clit stimulation

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:41pm
  • ROund 2 anyone???? lol

    Submitted by trishybttchinsc on Dec 24, 11 at 4:47am
  • Thinking it's a chick. Most guys don't take the time to use proper grammar or puncutuation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:09pm
  • So, I had this night once... Not just in Florida folks, though that is where I was born. Interesting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:10am
  • i would kick your fucking ass if i was that wife then i would castrate my husband. but hey some ppl are into that whole more than one wife stuff. my dad was

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:57am
  • I've done that more than once. Usually it's resulted in awesome breakfast. Score one for ethical non-monogamy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:07pm
  • ok this is so gross, but i think it's a guy, therefore the wife didn't get mad because how could she ever think that her husband could possibly be fuckin bisexual...orrr swingers really do exist in real life...i always thought that was just fake stories i feel so naive now lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:59am
  • Ho you didn't fuck Him He fucked you bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:15pm
  • I do this all the time. But it's ok, my dad used to touch me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:37am
  • I think it's fuckin awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:09pm
  • i once got ate out by a guy..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:33pm
  • I think its awesome. 623

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:09pm
  • how does that work..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:48am
  • "I was the M in an FFM triad for almost 3 years. It was a tremendous amount of hard work..." Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha. Get some perspective, kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:22pm
  • More like Beaver County! or Boner County....or Boobie County. Maybe even Clitoris County

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:08pm
  • So not only are we # 2 top drinking city in america...now this!?Amazingggg!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:36pm