his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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just make sure its always wearing a raincoat.
dick in a box!
I'd wear a hat on my penis. It already has a turtleneck
This is a joke from a shitty romantic comedy
Ok this is a direct quote from Uma Therman in Prime... It was the only funny part in that crappy movie.. The fact that it's on here is just lame...
There is a line, you know. A very ambiguously defined line where love of a wang is perfectly acceptable on one side and irrevocably creepy on the other. It's difficult to pinpoint when you crossed that line, but the hat comment shows that you have, in fact, crossed it.
stick it in your VAG. it will be warm and safe
Boring Balack use spellcheck.
That's a quote from a movie..
Ahhh...the epic win in a girl's life. And a creative genius has created the Clone-A-Willy to have a perfect copy available at all times.
Son of a.....!
No such thing as a perfect penis. They're ugly (sometimes little) things that can sometimes do magical things.
Always classy in Vermont
Someone tell me wat the fuck firsty meens?
I had a friend he had the perfect penis. I named it Jesus !! Everytime I saw it I was like. Oh Jesus.
Im Sooo firsty for pretzels...
Dick In a Box!
Purveyor of perfect penis presents pretzels properly and promptly....
Nothing better than a perfect penis :)
There are ugly penis and handsome penis. Hate prob have ugly penis.
Hahahahahahaha that's awesome!
And name it prince
That's just nasty. Lol.
I think I know this penis... J longhost from boise?
Rofl. Been there. ;)
Text me!! Six zero five - five five three four seven eight eight
4:01- hahaha why didn't I think of that?!
Mayorbee are you the mayor of firstyland?
That's fucked up.
1. cut a hole in the the box\n2. put your junk in that box\n3. give your lover the box\n4. have her open the box\nDICK IN A BOX
I already has a head to put the hat on it too
2:27 = win. :D