his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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just make sure its always wearing a raincoat.
dick in a box!
I'd wear a hat on my penis. It already has a turtleneck
This is a joke from a shitty romantic comedy
Ok this is a direct quote from Uma Therman in Prime... It was the only funny part in that crappy movie.. The fact that it's on here is just lame...
Boring Balack use spellcheck.
There is a line, you know. A very ambiguously defined line where love of a wang is perfectly acceptable on one side and irrevocably creepy on the other. It's difficult to pinpoint when you crossed that line, but the hat comment shows that you have, in fact, crossed it.
That's a quote from a movie..
stick it in your VAG. it will be warm and safe
Ahhh...the epic win in a girl's life. And a creative genius has created the Clone-A-Willy to have a perfect copy available at all times.
Always classy in Vermont
I had a friend he had the perfect penis. I named it Jesus !! Everytime I saw it I was like. Oh Jesus.
No such thing as a perfect penis. They're ugly (sometimes little) things that can sometimes do magical things.
Son of a.....!
Someone tell me wat the fuck firsty meens?
Im Sooo firsty for pretzels...
Dick In a Box!
Nothing better than a perfect penis :)
There are ugly penis and handsome penis. Hate prob have ugly penis.
Purveyor of perfect penis presents pretzels properly and promptly....
That's just nasty. Lol.
And name it prince
Hahahahahahaha that's awesome!
Text me!! Six zero five - five five three four seven eight eight
I think I know this penis... J longhost from boise?
Mayorbee are you the mayor of firstyland?
1. cut a hole in the the box\n2. put your junk in that box\n3. give your lover the box\n4. have her open the box\nDICK IN A BOX
4:01- hahaha why didn't I think of that?!
Rofl. Been there. ;)
That's fucked up.
I already has a head to put the hat on it too
2:27 = win. :D