his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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just make sure its always wearing a raincoat.
dick in a box!
I'd wear a hat on my penis. It already has a turtleneck
This is a joke from a shitty romantic comedy
Ahhh...the epic win in a girl's life. And a creative genius has created the Clone-A-Willy to have a perfect copy available at all times.
Always classy in Vermont
There is a line, you know. A very ambiguously defined line where love of a wang is perfectly acceptable on one side and irrevocably creepy on the other. It's difficult to pinpoint when you crossed that line, but the hat comment shows that you have, in fact, crossed it.
Boring Balack use spellcheck.
That's a quote from a movie..
No such thing as a perfect penis. They're ugly (sometimes little) things that can sometimes do magical things.
Dick In a Box!
Ok this is a direct quote from Uma Therman in Prime... It was the only funny part in that crappy movie.. The fact that it's on here is just lame...
I had a friend he had the perfect penis. I named it Jesus !! Everytime I saw it I was like. Oh Jesus.
There are ugly penis and handsome penis. Hate prob have ugly penis.
stick it in your VAG. it will be warm and safe
Text me!! Six zero five - five five three four seven eight eight
Son of a.....!
I think I know this penis... J longhost from boise?
Purveyor of perfect penis presents pretzels properly and promptly....
Someone tell me wat the fuck firsty meens?
Im Sooo firsty for pretzels...
And name it prince
Nothing better than a perfect penis :)
Hahahahahahaha that's awesome!
That's just nasty. Lol.
1. cut a hole in the the box\n2. put your junk in that box\n3. give your lover the box\n4. have her open the box\nDICK IN A BOX
Rofl. Been there. ;)
That's fucked up.
Mayorbee are you the mayor of firstyland?
2:27 = win. :D
4:01- hahaha why didn't I think of that?!
I already has a head to put the hat on it too