on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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these pretzels are making me Firsty
Statistically that has to hit at least two fetishes in someone somewhere.
look to your left...see the Glory Hole? Put your mouth over it....
Whoever marked this as "bad night" has serious issues(:
Damn straight! Be proud of who you are!
and i regret reading this.
what has been seen cannot be unseen
Fuck yea dude! Wish I were you... :(
This one gave me a MASSIVE erection.\nAnd by "MASSIVE" I mean 3 inches, instead of the usual 2..
I see a bible quote coming up.... I am considering taking up the pretzel banner....
you might now regret it, but your parents regret you
My friends though this was me, cuz it's not pit of the ordinary in my world :) Get it gurl!!!!!
Your life SUCKS!!!
Your a true winner.
You're a failure and you're proud of it. Good job America.
Who said this was being a failure? Drag, toilets, and coffee vodka don't equate failure.
Another American idiot.
So what does his being American, have to do with anything. So he spent a night out doing some guy shit he'll probably never remember. Its called life experience, and sometimes being stupid is part of it. Sorry if we all can't live up to your perfect existence.
Yea i know, it must be very hard not to do drugs and act like an idiot...for Americans. If not doing that means perfect to you then no wonder Americans are studying how to climb trees in college.
How did you end up on this site? You do know these "nights" people talk about aren't like the ones you have with your grandma and her friends, right?