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  • 89 71
    Submitted by rocketship on Jul 13, 10 at 1:54pm

    Statistically that has to hit at least two fetishes in someone somewhere.

  • 82 65
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 1:39pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 77 61
    Submitted by faerieboy17 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:19pm

    My friends though this was me, cuz it's not pit of the ordinary in my world :) Get it gurl!!!!!

  • 67 52
    Submitted by zofoandrew on Jul 13, 10 at 1:13pm

    BITCHIN

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Jaco823 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:35pm

    Damn straight! Be proud of who you are!

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 13, 10 at 1:47pm

    look to your left...see the Glory Hole? Put your mouth over it....

  • 85 93
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 13, 10 at 1:14pm

    and i regret reading this.

    • 52 64
      Submitted by hobogal on Jul 13, 10 at 8:06pm

      what has been seen cannot be unseen

  • 61 53
    Submitted by bitchesbecrazy42 on Jul 14, 10 at 7:43pm

    Fuck yea dude! Wish I were you... :(

  • 69 72
    Submitted by BorisYeltsin on Jul 13, 10 at 3:07pm

    This one gave me a MASSIVE erection.\nAnd by "MASSIVE" I mean 3 inches, instead of the usual 2..

  • 71 93
    Submitted by 121 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:38pm

    you might now regret it, but your parents regret you

  • 50 59
    Submitted by mandeemarie19 on Jul 14, 10 at 7:47am

    Whoever marked this as "bad night" has serious issues(:

  • 64 89
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 13, 10 at 1:16pm

    Your life SUCKS!!!

  • 58 88
    Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 13, 10 at 1:52pm

    You're a failure and you're proud of it. Good job America.

    • 53 61
      Submitted by hobogal on Jul 13, 10 at 8:07pm

      Who said this was being a failure? Drag, toilets, and coffee vodka don't equate failure.

      • 56 55
        Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 13, 10 at 9:47pm

        Another American idiot.

        • 47 67
          Submitted by nashgurl14 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:57am

          So what does his being American, have to do with anything. So he spent a night out doing some guy shit he'll probably never remember. Its called life experience, and sometimes being stupid is part of it. Sorry if we all can't live up to your perfect existence.

          • 60 52
            Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 14, 10 at 9:15am

            Yea i know, it must be very hard not to do drugs and act like an idiot...for Americans. If not doing that means perfect to you then no wonder Americans are studying how to climb trees in college.

            • 47 73
              Submitted by bitchesbecrazy42 on Jul 14, 10 at 7:41pm

              How did you end up on this site? You do know these "nights" people talk about aren't like the ones you have with your grandma and her friends, right?

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 14, 10 at 12:19am

    I see a bible quote coming up.... I am considering taking up the pretzel banner....

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 13, 10 at 1:18pm

    Your a true winner.