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  • Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 14, 10 at 3:32pm

    My husband is a soldier and his dick is my hero!

  • Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Jul 14, 10 at 1:38pm

    Yes it does

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      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 14, 10 at 11:31pm

      Actually, no it doesn't. Some guys deserve it, others do not. Being a soldier probably puts You closer to the percentage that doesn't most the time.

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        Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 14, 10 at 11:32pm

        ...as the obvious soldiers in this thread are demonstrating for me most excellently.

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jul 14, 10 at 5:32pm

    Am I the only one who sees this as a joke?? I mean come on guys... It's just a joke. It's funny. God Bless our country and the men and women who serve it.

  • 96 89
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 14, 10 at 2:43pm

    Oh yes it does. Go serve your countryman with your buttered cooter. Slut.

  • 84 80
    Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:57pm

    Sure does. Now go serve your country slut

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    Submitted by USMCRock on Jul 14, 10 at 2:55pm

    Why not go with a marine instead? Soldiers just occupy an area, but its the marines that get all the action. ;)

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      Submitted by playinfosho on Jul 14, 10 at 7:07pm

      HAHAH tell that to a Ranger, Special Forces, and Delta Forces... FUCK SHIT... RANGERS LEAD THE WAY

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        Submitted by SemperFoo on Jul 14, 10 at 11:40pm

        HAHAH It's kinda hard for Rangers to lead the way when they're hiding behind a platoon of infantry Marines! Fucking fobbits...

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    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 15, 10 at 5:52pm

    Hahaha I love the soldiers on here fighting bout which is betta... ..Your all smoking hottt in uniform :) win win

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    Submitted by chastine on Jul 14, 10 at 2:10pm

    Yes it does now go serve your country slut bag

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    Submitted by Handyman84 on Jul 14, 10 at 7:33pm

    I'm a soldier and my dick gives my girl 3 orgasms per on average. 6 is not uncommon. I believe that calls for atleast a silver star.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 14, 10 at 8:40pm

    His dick may not be a hero, but it's attached to one therefore through the transitive property of mathatics, his dick is a hero. SUCK IT!

    • 50 59
      Submitted by KristenJ on Jul 15, 10 at 3:15am

      As a mathematician, I have to say that there is no property of flesh or dick that makes them answerable to the transitive property. HOWEVER, I also agree that the dick of a man on duty is also on duty and should USUALLY be honored (exceptions to the case where the guy thinks his dick should be honored my MULTIPLE females...)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 10 at 9:04pm

    Mmmm mathatics

  • 61 67
    Submitted by KittyCat69 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:25pm

    It most certainly does!!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by fyida on Jul 15, 10 at 1:25am

    Just because anyone is a soldier doesn't mean they are a hero. Some are just guys that can't make it in the real world.

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    Submitted by NDDT72 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:58pm

    thanks palmtree, stupidity, are you a soldier?no? fuck off.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by sterlingsilver on Jul 16, 10 at 5:29am

    Suck a dick just because a dudes in the military? That's groupie mentality

  • 59 76
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 14, 10 at 3:47pm

    What is a "soilder"?

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    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jul 14, 10 at 3:38pm

    G.I. Ho!!!! go serve your country!!!!!!!!

  • 53 72
    Submitted by stepdog on Jul 14, 10 at 2:41pm

    Uh yeah it does you should atleast make with the head

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    Submitted by 82AirborneDiv11V on Jul 14, 10 at 10:17pm

    I love when women are compelled to blow me after I say I've done 2 tours in Iraq

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      Submitted by KristenJ on Jul 15, 10 at 3:13am

      Yeah, way to be a DICK about it! My bf is in Iraq right now. Doesn't mean he has to be an asshole about it. Just means that I get to thoroughly appreciate him :-D

  • 55 82
    Submitted by JohnOTD on Jul 15, 10 at 1:47am

    Just because he's a soldier doesn't mean he's a hero.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by JeSsY2010Fml on Jul 14, 10 at 9:50pm

    my bf is a marine and him and his dick are my heroes lol

  • 44 62
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 15, 10 at 4:31am

    Army veteran, 40 year virgin.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by zombielicious on Jul 15, 10 at 10:59pm

    hilarious!

  • 53 82
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 4:32pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 35 61
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 16, 10 at 12:07pm

    I'm a marine and not all of them are deserving, but they still try their best even if they suck ass

  • 46 85
    Submitted by itsmillertime on Jul 14, 10 at 2:56pm

    show support by hummers for soldiers

  • 32 73
    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 16, 10 at 3:20am

    Umm it's soldier (: