im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Yet you have the motor skills too send a perfect text.
It's been proven, it takes less skill to masturbate than text. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
How do you know they didn't spend 10 minutes writing that text?
No, masturbating takes only two things: an upward and a downward hand motion. Texting takes focus, thinking, typing, and multitasking.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
if you were that drunk you wouldn't be able to text. I call bullshit.
@WTF_ever... You win a one way trip to a desert with no cell phone towers, with Firsty.
Totally cant be real.
I call Pelosi (bullshit) too.
But your texting skills are still pretty sharp! Go you!
get the peanut butter and let the dog in....
Yet u can text? Sure.
"I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd."\n ~Carlin
Dangit. They should have said "I can't even masturbate. THAT DRUNK.
Ha I hate firsty toi
What do you win if your First?
Auto-correct doesn't write the whole fucking text, you twat.
Ever heard of autocorrect? Chump
Not to mention the iq and motor skills required to spell masturbation