im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Yet you have the motor skills too send a perfect text.
It's been proven, it takes less skill to masturbate than text. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
How do you know they didn't spend 10 minutes writing that text?
No, masturbating takes only two things: an upward and a downward hand motion. Texting takes focus, thinking, typing, and multitasking.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
if you were that drunk you wouldn't be able to text. I call bullshit.
get the peanut butter and let the dog in....
@WTF_ever... You win a one way trip to a desert with no cell phone towers, with Firsty.
I call Pelosi (bullshit) too.
But your texting skills are still pretty sharp! Go you!
Totally cant be real.
Yet u can text? Sure.
"I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd."\n ~Carlin
Ha I hate firsty toi
Dangit. They should have said "I can't even masturbate. THAT DRUNK.
Auto-correct doesn't write the whole fucking text, you twat.
What do you win if your First?
Ever heard of autocorrect? Chump
Not to mention the iq and motor skills required to spell masturbation