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  • Rule: Girls, just tell your man you want sex. Just come out and say it or we might miss the "signs".

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Because you can't pronounce happiness without penis.

    Submitted by maskedman on Jul 30, 10 at 9:12pm
  • A kiss would have shut him up. Which would have progressed to making out, through to your home base which he can slide into. Bazinga.

    Submitted by Keefcurl on Jul 30, 10 at 4:56pm
  • Classic sign that someone went to an all-girls high school...

    Submitted by orangefrap on Jul 31, 10 at 1:50am
  • This is what sarah palin thought when she met Obama

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 30, 10 at 8:26pm
  • The reason he talks alot when you want to fuck is because you must be a shitty lay or easy fuck!!

    Submitted by suredid on Jul 31, 10 at 2:46am
  • In the ass?

    Submitted by karenina on Jul 30, 10 at 4:14pm
  • @kristiiina how do you correct someone and then you spell shit wrong? Stupid cuntbitchdumbass. Get real. She was making fun of anal dumbasscunt. Guess you never had any. The Grammar Nazi ain't complaining so STFU!

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 12:44am
  • @bestwit you are my hero

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:13am
  • Hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 5:28pm
  • Maskedman I think I love u

    Submitted by holly6986 on Aug 25, 10 at 12:12am
  • they're tripping!

    Submitted by amayakittykitty on Jul 30, 10 at 5:27pm
  • all I'm saying is girls in this area don't think like that.

    Submitted by Carpebuko on Sep 22, 11 at 3:05am
  • My small

    Submitted by assmunch on Aug 23, 10 at 2:14am
  • @kristiiina I spelled aNaLized this way on purpose. Duh! And my phone will spell it the proper way analyze. Can you not see the way I deliberately spelled aNAL? I think it's pretty clear.

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 8:54pm
  • Totally epic.

    Submitted by BayBelle88 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Yessss

    Submitted by Blaise on Jul 30, 10 at 9:26pm
  • @Im_Twelve\nYou are right I was not complaining, but your use of swear words together was improper. Each should have been seperate and the first letter bolded to give the maximum effect of that, Cunt, Whore, Bitch. :D

    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 1, 10 at 4:58am
  • @TheRuleBook- best rule yet

    Submitted by ATXman on Aug 1, 10 at 4:52am
  • Excellent

    Submitted by haha3 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:41am
  • Shoulda just unzipped him an put his dick in your mouth. Result? He shuts up an takes the hint!!

    Submitted by britney09 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:02am
  • Maskedman, I love you for that.

    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 31, 10 at 1:45am

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 31, 10 at 12:11pm
  • Whore

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 30, 10 at 11:40pm
  • @my old nemesis cobra. How's it hanging? Ok now STFU and Kristina is a douche. Ticklemedumb didn't say nothing to her. Stop being old. Nice raggin on you again.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 1:58am
  • Sounds like a therapist. And a sex-hungry woman or dude who is homosexual.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 30, 10 at 4:40pm
  • If he's smart enough to do so!

    Submitted by ofigot on Aug 4, 10 at 3:17am
  • I don't miss these kinda moments I grab them by the ass and fuck them

    Submitted by scorn on Apr 13, 11 at 2:39am
  • Haha have totally been there!

    Submitted by smmexxiicat on Jul 30, 10 at 5:32pm

    Submitted by afineguy on Jul 31, 10 at 11:54am
  • I love you

    Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 2, 10 at 4:48am
  • Draw him a map. for a successful life, walk away. for a one night stand that will lead to nothing, enter HERE.

    Submitted by soccerchiksix on Jul 31, 10 at 12:20am
  • Funny its usually the othr way around

    Submitted by mikekid567 on Aug 14, 10 at 1:17am
  • Damnnit auto correct. It's a "GoOd" might to be aNaLized!!! Lol

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:19pm
    • obviously, auto correct missed your misspelling of "analYzed" so i doesn't work as well as you thought.

      Submitted by kristiiina on Jul 30, 10 at 6:06pm
  • First! And this sounds like my wife...

    Submitted by thohug on Jul 30, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Desperate?

    Submitted by leyyna on Jul 31, 10 at 12:22am
  • why do people say whore like its a bad thing. what you dumbshits dont like to bone whores. sad VERY sad

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 31, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Im_twelve\n\nRemember me? Shut up dumbass, some people don't want to swear so they misspell it on purpose. Stop being an idiot

    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 31, 10 at 12:47am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because this person thinks in all caps.

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 30, 10 at 9:48pm
  • The only happiness that matters is your happiness

    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 30, 10 at 8:11pm
  • I give up iPhone. "night"! Burning dinner fighting with my iPhone. Now Ima get smacked with my aNaLysis. Good night to be me! He's home!!!! Yeahhhhhhh

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:21pm
  • In his pants?

    Submitted by 897 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:19pm
  • And by gross I mean yummy

    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:44pm
  • ughhh! any time you want a conversation they way sex, and anytime you want sex they want conversation! guys area so stupid.. and they saw WERE complicated!

    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 30, 10 at 8:47pm
  • It's funny because penis' gross

    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:39pm
  • I've totally been there what happened to men?

    Submitted by Zoeym on Aug 15, 12 at 8:56pm
  • Let me get you number baby!

    Submitted by Carpebuko on Jul 15, 11 at 7:16pm
  • My husband would be happy to help you out with that problem

    Submitted by MomWTF on Nov 23, 11 at 9:23pm
  • story of my life

    Submitted by savannahisthesex on Jul 31, 10 at 5:29pm
  • @4:14 sometimes that's the best place to put it. To hell with just birthdays and anniversaries. I like aNaLysis more than twice a year. ToNiGhT is a hood night for that. Just cause it's fRiDaY!!!!

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:17pm
  • And by gross I mean yummy

    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:42pm
  • My ex never understood that, he denied me sex on Valentine's Day just so we could cuddle. All I could think was "Really? Not even a quickie? Please hand over your man card."

    Submitted by psychlove on Jul 11, 11 at 2:55am