He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Rule: Girls, just tell your man you want sex. Just come out and say it or we might miss the "signs".
yeah i do and my guy still doesn't get it some times ¬¬
Because you can't pronounce happiness without penis.
A kiss would have shut him up. Which would have progressed to making out, through to your home base which he can slide into. Bazinga.
Classic sign that someone went to an all-girls high school...
This is what sarah palin thought when she met Obama
In the ass?
The reason he talks alot when you want to fuck is because you must be a shitty lay or easy fuck!!
@kristiiina how do you correct someone and then you spell shit wrong? Stupid cuntbitchdumbass. Get real. She was making fun of anal dumbasscunt. Guess you never had any. The Grammar Nazi ain't complaining so STFU!
shouldn't you be drooling over a justin bieber photo?
@bestwit you are my hero
all I'm saying is girls in this area don't think like that.
@kristiiina I spelled aNaLized this way on purpose. Duh! And my phone will spell it the proper way analyze. Can you not see the way I deliberately spelled aNAL? I think it's pretty clear.
@TheRuleBook- best rule yet
My dick...is small
Maskedman I think I love u
Shoulda just unzipped him an put his dick in your mouth. Result? He shuts up an takes the hint!!
@Im_Twelve\nYou are right I was not complaining, but your use of swear words together was improper. Each should have been seperate and the first letter bolded to give the maximum effect of that, Cunt, Whore, Bitch. :D
If he's smart enough to do so!
Sounds like a therapist. And a sex-hungry woman or dude who is homosexual.
THEN SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!!!
I don't miss these kinda moments I grab them by the ass and fuck them
Maskedman, I love you for that.
Haha have totally been there!
Damnnit auto correct. It's a "GoOd" might to be aNaLized!!! Lol
obviously, auto correct missed your misspelling of "analYzed" so i doesn't work as well as you thought.
Funny its usually the othr way around
@my old nemesis cobra. How's it hanging? Ok now STFU and Kristina is a douche. Ticklemedumb didn't say nothing to her. Stop being old. Nice raggin on you again.
why do people say whore like its a bad thing. what you dumbshits dont like to bone whores. sad VERY sad
Im_twelve\n\nRemember me? Shut up dumbass, some people don't want to swear so they misspell it on purpose. Stop being an idiot
SLUT. YOU ARE A SLUT. I FUCKING HATE THIS TEXT WHORE!!!
wow dude. double standard?
I love you
First! And this sounds like my wife...
Draw him a map. for a successful life, walk away. for a one night stand that will lead to nothing, enter HERE.
The only happiness that matters is your happiness
In his pants?
Oh I get it! It's funny because this person thinks in all caps.
It's funny because penis' gross
My husband would be happy to help you out with that problem
I give up iPhone. "night"! Burning dinner fighting with my iPhone. Now Ima get smacked with my aNaLysis. Good night to be me! He's home!!!! Yeahhhhhhh
story of my life
ughhh! any time you want a conversation they way sex, and anytime you want sex they want conversation! guys area so stupid.. and they saw WERE complicated!
they way sex? guys area so stupid? They saw were complicated? I'm just gonna let your intelligence speak for itself
And by gross I mean yummy
I've totally been there what happened to men?
Let me get you number baby!
@4:14 sometimes that's the best place to put it. To hell with just birthdays and anniversaries. I like aNaLysis more than twice a year. ToNiGhT is a hood night for that. Just cause it's fRiDaY!!!!
My ex never understood that, he denied me sex on Valentine's Day just so we could cuddle. All I could think was "Really? Not even a quickie? Please hand over your man card."