i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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ok so i dont remember the specifics, but about 3 years ago i was dating this girl she spent the night we had sex from like 7 to 7 at one point in time she stops and says im hungry so i pick her up (still ya know doing stuff) we walk to the kitchen and while we were still doing stuff i make her waffulls. ever come by St Pete FL it is a legendary story... people still call her and i waffles
i just fucked that lindsay that posted on here with her phone number.. ya'll should call her she gives it up pretty easy..
hahah thats funny.
also, being first is kind of fun. now i know what people say it. the thread is all yours.
"epic" "fail" "lame" "fake" "first"
all reasons to kill yourself
why waffles? does he look like a waffle, smell like a waffle, taste like a waffle? hmm sounds like a terrible name if that's where his nickname originated from.
Why not buttermilk waffles or Even pancakes?
yay for the 919! : )
did you ever have a hamster named waffles? crp?
Waffles!!! That name makes me so horny... the only thing that could be better is something ridiculous like McLovin or McNutt !!!
Rather than a Checkhov reference, or a cheeky geographical remark, I bet she came up with the name "Waffles" because she likes dipping it in maple syrup and then leaving it squeaky clean...
hahaha all of the best texts are from bull city
that's funny. ps- stop saying "epic fail". it wasn't ever funny
sounds exactly like the triangle
haha! i'm totally going to do that next time i can't remember someone's name!
hahahah i do that to people all the time but i usually call them skippy or pablo..
why the hell is everyone posting phone numbers??
EPIC FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 3:06!
epic fail #2.
why would that make u horny?
i fucken hate when people draw things like 253....LAAAME! and my # is..................................not going to be posted...ummmm...desparate?
(919) Dude, I was hanging out with this chick last night and all of a sudden she started calling me "waffles". Weird right?
Holy Shit I know this girl, she is referring to me, Waffles McButter, google me. Its the name I write under. Fantastic.
My dog's name is Waffles.
ahaha, when I saw this, I remembered that my best friend got drunk one night and couldn't remember her boyfriends name, so she just started calling him waffles. turns out, this is her. hahaha I love you kellie.
yeah for sure. wtf 2:23?
Yes, people say it in real life all the time. Even folks who don't play video games.
Quit yer bitchin', 6:45. Epic fail.
Does anybody see the Chekhov reference here? Is it just me?
woah there was a text from last night that i read this morning that read "while we where fucking she just kept moaning waffles" no joke
2:04, i love you more than words can say. but you knew that already
253 - YESSSS I was hoping for the return of waffle guy on this thread
Cuz u couldve figuratively forgot his name?
i have a friend named waffles
my friends and I went out one night, saw some guy in a ice cream shop window making waffles so we all started flirting with him and staring at him to creep him out XD we didnt find out his name and today he is still known as waffles lol
My name is lindsay and I am 16. call me at 516 379 8862
I do that alllll the time i just end up calling them Janet and it usually works.
HAHAHAHAHAH oh mannn
if youve ever made a sentence with only the words "fail" or "epic", i hate you. do people say that in real life and get away with it?
great choice. so much better than "pancakes" or even "omelette"
I started calling this guy at work "Waffles" because he told me it was his name. He said that his mother gave birth to him in a Waffle House and she didn't have the strength to say anything other than "Waffles." He used to buy sour patch kids and save me all the orange and red ones because they're my favorite.
this is so funny. i know this guy people call waffles and im wondering if it is him haha
I've done this as well. Though I called him 'Waffles' because the only other thing I could remember was that he was Belgian.
it would be funny if waffles was reading this hahaha
Happened To Me.
Was Called Waffles For Over A Week.
Hahaha this was a cute one
Maple syrup dicksickle!
Why would anyone consider this a bad night? It's a Leslie Knope night. <3
"Waffles" is the nickname of one of my friends from school. I hope to God that this is about him!
did ANYONE notice the 2nd 12:05's epic fail???
I have a friend named Waffle
all of you girls are whoooooooooooores!! what the fuck,, posting your numbers at 16 you hornyfuckssss..!gross
i agree with 1:42, stop saying "epic fail"
alright it's almost 5am here and i read this text and literally started lmfao.
Sweetheart, I find the likelyhood of a reference to iIya from Uncle Vanya, rather improbable...
that's what this chick in high school called me. diff area code tho. oh and she owes me a pair of pants.
i think i would be confused and maybe slightly offended if someone called me waffles... =(
i just make up random names when i can't remember someone's name... i rename them.
this reminds me of mr. muggles...
Fuck u. My boyfriend's nickname is Waffles.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! -ninjasword-
haha thats hilarious
did waffles ever give you a chocolate baby and a specially homemade valentines gift as opposed to flowers?