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  • ok so i dont remember the specifics, but about 3 years ago i was dating this girl she spent the night we had sex from like 7 to 7 at one point in time she stops and says im hungry so i pick her up (still ya know doing stuff) we walk to the kitchen and while we were still doing stuff i make her waffulls. ever come by St Pete FL it is a legendary story... people still call her and i waffles

    Submitted by ANONDUH on May 20, 10 at 7:12pm
  • hahahah i do that to people all the time but i usually call them skippy or pablo..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:10pm
  • sounds exactly like the triangle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:33pm
  • why waffles? does he look like a waffle, smell like a waffle, taste like a waffle? hmm sounds like a terrible name if that's where his nickname originated from.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:20pm
  • EPIC FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 3:06!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:19pm
  • i just fucked that lindsay that posted on here with her phone number.. ya'll should call her she gives it up pretty easy..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:30pm
  • "epic" "fail" "lame" "fake" "first" all reasons to kill yourself please oblige

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:31am
  • hahah thats funny. also, being first is kind of fun. now i know what people say it. the thread is all yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:05pm
  • (>^_^)># WAFFLES!!! -777

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Why not buttermilk waffles or Even pancakes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:53pm
  • Waffles!!! That name makes me so horny... the only thing that could be better is something ridiculous like McLovin or McNutt !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:39pm
  • did you ever have a hamster named waffles? crp?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:44pm
  • hahaha all of the best texts are from bull city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Rather than a Checkhov reference, or a cheeky geographical remark, I bet she came up with the name "Waffles" because she likes dipping it in maple syrup and then leaving it squeaky clean...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:23pm
  • yay for the 919! : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:52am
  • why the hell is everyone posting phone numbers??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:51pm
  • epic fail #2. EPIC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:32pm
  • haha! i'm totally going to do that next time i can't remember someone's name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:13pm
  • that's funny. ps- stop saying "epic fail". it wasn't ever funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Yes, people say it in real life all the time. Even folks who don't play video games. Quit yer bitchin', 6:45. Epic fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:04pm
  • why would that make u horny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:41pm
  • My dog's name is Waffles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:03pm
  • (919) Dude, I was hanging out with this chick last night and all of a sudden she started calling me "waffles". Weird right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:52pm
  • yeah for sure. wtf 2:23?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:35pm
  • ahaha, when I saw this, I remembered that my best friend got drunk one night and couldn't remember her boyfriends name, so she just started calling him waffles. turns out, this is her. hahaha I love you kellie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:48am
  • 2:04, i love you more than words can say. but you knew that already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Holy Shit I know this girl, she is referring to me, Waffles McButter, google me. Its the name I write under. Fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Ahahaha. my friends and I went out one night, saw some guy in a ice cream shop window making waffles so we all started flirting with him and staring at him to creep him out XD we didnt find out his name and today he is still known as waffles lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:45am
  • woah there was a text from last night that i read this morning that read "while we where fucking she just kept moaning waffles" no joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:19am
  • i fucken hate when people draw things like 253....LAAAME! and my # is..................................not going to be posted...ummmm...desparate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:27am
  • I do that alllll the time i just end up calling them Janet and it usually works.

    Submitted by ohheyitsclay on Nov 15, 10 at 6:55pm
  • Cuz u couldve figuratively forgot his name?

    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 14, 10 at 12:56am
  • 253 - YESSSS I was hoping for the return of waffle guy on this thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:00pm
  • My name is lindsay and I am 16. call me at 516 379 8862

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Epic win!

    Submitted by Sam_o on Dec 29, 11 at 1:01pm
  • Does anybody see the Chekhov reference here? Is it just me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:53am
  • HAHAHAHAHAH oh mannn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:50pm
  • if youve ever made a sentence with only the words "fail" or "epic", i hate you. do people say that in real life and get away with it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:45pm
  • i have a friend named waffles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:18pm
  • I started calling this guy at work "Waffles" because he told me it was his name. He said that his mother gave birth to him in a Waffle House and she didn't have the strength to say anything other than "Waffles." He used to buy sour patch kids and save me all the orange and red ones because they're my favorite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:24am
  • great choice. so much better than "pancakes" or even "omelette"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Hahaha this was a cute one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:15pm
  • this is so funny. i know this guy people call waffles and im wondering if it is him haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:29pm
  • it would be funny if waffles was reading this hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Why would anyone consider this a bad night? It's a Leslie Knope night. <3

    Submitted by hollispflax on Mar 31, 13 at 8:37pm
  • I've done this as well. Though I called him 'Waffles' because the only other thing I could remember was that he was Belgian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:55pm
  • did ANYONE notice the 2nd 12:05's epic fail???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:50pm
  • I have a friend named Waffle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Happened To Me. Was Called Waffles For Over A Week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:52am
  • alright it's almost 5am here and i read this text and literally started lmfao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:51am
  • that's what this chick in high school called me. diff area code tho. oh and she owes me a pair of pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:39am
  • Maple syrup dicksickle!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:28am
  • all of you girls are whoooooooooooores!! what the fuck,, posting your numbers at 16 you hornyfuckssss..!gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:18am
  • "Waffles" is the nickname of one of my friends from school. I hope to God that this is about him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:14am
  • i just make up random names when i can't remember someone's name... i rename them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:37pm
  • ok so i dont remember the specifics, but about 3 years ago i was dating this girl she spent the night we had sex from like 7 to 7 at one point in time she stops and says im hungry so i pick her up (still ya know doing stuff) we walk to the kitchen and while we were still doing stuff i make her waffulls. ever come by St Pete FL it is a legendary story... people still call her and i waffles

    Submitted by ANONDUH on May 20, 10 at 7:09pm
  • i think i would be confused and maybe slightly offended if someone called me waffles... =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • i agree with 1:42, stop saying "epic fail"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:06pm
  • this reminds me of mr. muggles...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Sweetheart, I find the likelyhood of a reference to iIya from Uncle Vanya, rather improbable...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:52am
  • haha thats hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Fuck u. My boyfriend's nickname is Waffles. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! -ninjasword-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:59pm
  • did waffles ever give you a chocolate baby and a specially homemade valentines gift as opposed to flowers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:04pm