I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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You could not have literally been this because dildos cannot be conscious... ever!
LITERALLY >_<, They see me trollinn they hatin...
These text still sucks.......
thats a perfect situation
Everyday of your wasted life and a limp, very used, contaminated dildo at that. How does a dildo get herpes?
Stop with the "literally". It does not apply here.
are ay pee eee
sounds like a man was raped
Been there done that
So it was a good night