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  • 68 48
    Submitted by preciseprecision on Jul 15, 10 at 1:32pm

    I don't drink often, but when I do, I get fucking smashed and use a curtain rod to portray my gigantic boner.

  • 55 40
    Submitted by stig on Jul 15, 10 at 10:55pm

    When you said "tear down my curtains" I thought you meant something totally different.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 4:27pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 50 55
    Submitted by heffernan84 on Jul 15, 10 at 2:52pm

    Your roast beef curtains?

  • 49 58
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 15, 10 at 2:18pm

    That drunk!

  • 45 50
    Submitted by PotLovingMF on Jul 15, 10 at 1:31pm

    your mom made me hard

  • 46 59
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 15, 10 at 1:23pm

    Those pretzels made my firsty

  • 42 52
    Submitted by AUTigers10 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:32am

    Yea.....that probably happened.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by HoneyBeeDPG on Jul 15, 10 at 3:59pm

    poor guy..