he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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When you said "tear down my curtains" I thought you meant something totally different.
I don't drink often, but when I do, I get fucking smashed and use a curtain rod to portray my gigantic boner.
these pretzels are making me Firsty
Your roast beef curtains?
your mom made me hard
Yea.....that probably happened.
Those pretzels made my firsty