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  • Submitted by dancedizzy on Aug 1, 10 at 2:12am

    Haha I shall try that!!

  • Submitted by jamall on Aug 1, 10 at 10:23am

    Maskedman: the handle on the knife could be wooden or plastic, which are both not conductive materials.

  • Submitted by scum_bag on Jul 31, 10 at 10:03am

    Eating something you "toast" with a lighter is bad for you b/c of the butane.

    • Submitted by snowboard1 on Jul 31, 10 at 7:52pm

      a cigarette lighter. like from a car. not a lighter

  • Submitted by maskedman on Jul 31, 10 at 9:32am

    You'll find out just how retarded you are when the heat travels through the butter knife and toasts your fingers like marshmallows.

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 31, 10 at 9:30am

    No, you're just retarded.

  • Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Sep 11, 10 at 11:17am

    Mister. Fucking. Wizard. Nostalgia'd hard.

  • Submitted by MikeLitorus on Jul 31, 10 at 1:51pm

    Why not make a woman do it?

  • Submitted by tilwemeetagain on Aug 21, 10 at 10:43am

    I figured this out three days ago!

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 1, 10 at 6:10am

    Purp, OP wasn't saying they're a magician. Mr wizard was a dude with a tv show on nickelodeon back in the 80s where he showed little Canadian kids science experiments. Fail

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 31, 10 at 9:38am

    Rule: Every mistake can be amplified greatly by the addition of fire. Also this odd with rule 90: Everything is better with Zombies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:15pm

    "Cigarette Lighters," they're not just4 cigarettes anymore. Wow, fire toasts things: who knew?

  • Submitted by Moser on Jul 31, 10 at 7:42pm

    I'm pretty sure he's talking about a car cigarette lighter. At least is makes sense that way

  • Submitted by awakemysoul on Jul 31, 10 at 2:10pm

    Apparently this person is either high on hash and realizes they can do more on the butter knife or just plain dumb.

  • Submitted by myaliasiscool on Jul 31, 10 at 11:09am

    I love chicagoans :(

  • Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Jul 31, 10 at 9:45am

    It's funny b/c you don't usually toast marshmallows with a knife and lighter. And then he tops it off with calling himself a Magician

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    Submitted by sakurablaze13 on Sep 23, 12 at 6:45am

    S'mores! Duh!

  • Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jul 31, 10 at 9:24am


  • Submitted by Intimidator1 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:07pm

    No. No you're not.