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  • Haha I shall try that!!

    Submitted by dancedizzy on Aug 1, 10 at 2:12am
  • Maskedman: the handle on the knife could be wooden or plastic, which are both not conductive materials.

    Submitted by jamall on Aug 1, 10 at 10:23am
  • You'll find out just how retarded you are when the heat travels through the butter knife and toasts your fingers like marshmallows.

    Submitted by maskedman on Jul 31, 10 at 9:32am
  • No, you're just retarded.

    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 31, 10 at 9:30am
  • Eating something you "toast" with a lighter is bad for you b/c of the butane.

    Submitted by scum_bag on Jul 31, 10 at 10:03am
  • I figured this out three days ago!

    Submitted by tilwemeetagain on Aug 21, 10 at 10:43am
  • Why not make a woman do it?

    Submitted by MikeLitorus on Jul 31, 10 at 1:51pm
  • Mister. Fucking. Wizard. Nostalgia'd hard.

    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Sep 11, 10 at 11:17am
  • "Cigarette Lighters," they're not just4 cigarettes anymore. Wow, fire toasts things: who knew?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:15pm
  • Rule: Every mistake can be amplified greatly by the addition of fire. Also this odd with rule 90: Everything is better with Zombies.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 31, 10 at 9:38am
  • Purp, OP wasn't saying they're a magician. Mr wizard was a dude with a tv show on nickelodeon back in the 80s where he showed little Canadian kids science experiments. Fail

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 1, 10 at 6:10am
  • I'm pretty sure he's talking about a car cigarette lighter. At least is makes sense that way

    Submitted by Moser on Jul 31, 10 at 7:42pm
  • Apparently this person is either high on hash and realizes they can do more on the butter knife or just plain dumb.

    Submitted by awakemysoul on Jul 31, 10 at 2:10pm
  • I love chicagoans :(

    Submitted by myaliasiscool on Jul 31, 10 at 11:09am
  • First

    Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jul 31, 10 at 9:24am
  • It's funny b/c you don't usually toast marshmallows with a knife and lighter. And then he tops it off with calling himself a Magician

    Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Jul 31, 10 at 9:45am
  • S'mores! Duh!

    Submitted by sakurablaze13 on Sep 23, 12 at 6:45am
  • No. No you're not.

    Submitted by Intimidator1 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:07pm