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  • Submitted by Nix on May 11, 10 at 3:44pm

    I genuinely laughed.

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    Submitted by Nesci on May 12, 10 at 11:15pm

    Let's just do it, get it over and done with\nYou know, like in the old west.\nDoggy style.\nMaybe not though?\nYou tell me.\nI was to Fucking HiGH to remember?\nOr was the toung ring really nesisary!

  • 91 78
    Submitted by mitchee on May 12, 10 at 12:26am

    Awesome.

  • Submitted by DFree on May 11, 10 at 7:05pm

    Just give it to the hat-stealing girl from Washington, in the text above this one.

  • 86 82
    Submitted by sarahsymbalisty on May 12, 10 at 1:01am

    Agree with DFree!

  • 85 85
    Submitted by Nesci on May 12, 10 at 11:17pm

    Not in my peehole!!!!!!

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Nesci on May 12, 10 at 11:16pm

    By the way a hurnia is painful when sat on\nThat's what I thought you were doing\nThe Internet SuCKs huh?

  • 76 85
    Submitted by jerrygarcia91 on May 11, 10 at 10:38am

    El firsto.\n(today I learned that at 10:30am it's not even fun to make the first post)

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    Submitted by thumper22 on May 14, 10 at 5:32am

    haha dfree AND he can also get laid.

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Nesci on May 13, 10 at 4:26am

    S: Port In or Within Complete\nWelcome! Your phone is now ready to receive calls. Bienvenido! Su telefono esta listo para recibir llamadas.

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 10:26pm

    Lol @ 7:05

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Nesci on May 13, 10 at 3:32am

    Who are you!!!!

  • 77 92
    Submitted by loveisrigged on May 14, 10 at 7:44pm

    Oh so that was you? ;)

  • 73 89
    Submitted by notnesci on May 12, 10 at 11:30pm

    Ha you are the woman who sleept with me!

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Nesci on May 12, 10 at 11:06pm

    Fuck you Rinda!!!!

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Nesci on May 12, 10 at 11:12pm

    Karinda olsen!!!!

  • 69 86
    Submitted by notnesci on May 13, 10 at 1:37am

    I kinda liked it untill I relized what it was

  • 66 80
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 11, 10 at 7:53pm

    I'm jealous.

  • Submitted by livewire240v on May 12, 10 at 10:45pm

    Haha I've had this issue and I'm in the 908 smh

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    Submitted by taco333 on May 12, 10 at 9:55am

    Taco.

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 12, 10 at 1:11am

    i have a giant sombrero! it's about 3 feet in diameter.

  • 58 94
    Submitted by thomas06 on May 11, 10 at 7:36pm

    "You know what's not helping? Your big god damn hat! take off the fucking sombrero!!"

  • Submitted by notnesci on May 12, 10 at 11:32pm

    Look a air plane\nStar-bird side!\nI don't ficking believe it you piece of shit\nYour lieing?\nYour not lieing!\nOf fuck!\nI pee'd on myself\nHahahahaha\nRinds your funny\nNot\nNo ones laughing

  • Submitted by Theslurper on May 12, 10 at 10:52pm

    Try shuving it in ur pants:)