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  • 51 37
    Submitted by TeamScumbag on Sep 1, 10 at 8:51pm

    Is this Cody?? You broke my fucking mirror, asshole!

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Philly_K on Sep 1, 10 at 10:20am

    Chance favors the prepared mind. Apparently you had enough alcohol in your mind that you were able to control objects with your thoughts...

  • 47 55
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Sep 1, 10 at 11:06am

    Mirror fell off wall in one piece. Yeah, right.

    • 54 71
      Submitted by missaudrey on Sep 2, 10 at 9:29am

      I'm an alien. Cool things happen to me on a daily basis.

      • 43 52
        Submitted by Hilary2010 on Sep 3, 10 at 8:16pm

        our lives are ironic.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by urabumbass78 on Sep 2, 10 at 12:30am

    That means u were so cokes out you don't remember shit

  • 50 62
    Submitted by met777 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:00pm

    California uses the metric system?

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Rikoshi on Sep 1, 10 at 12:37pm

    Why are people calling this a good night?

    • 37 53
      Submitted by Jamdaddy on Sep 2, 10 at 3:17am

      because it MISSED and there's no "lucky night" option.

    • 42 49
      Submitted by missaudrey on Sep 2, 10 at 9:28am

      Because it was.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by MIBassett on Sep 1, 10 at 10:53am

    You got railed hard enough to make the mirror fall off the wall. Congrats!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Sep 1, 10 at 11:00am

    I wake up next to a mirror and it means I did coke all night.