i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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"that guy." Sounds like you clearly don't know him. In that case, by lame you mean safe.
Yeah not getting STD's is pretty lame.
It's very rare to get STD's through oral sex.
it's a pretty damn good way to contract hiv
per: Varghese B, et al. "Reducing the risk of sexual HIV transmission: quantifying the per-act risk for HIV on the basis of choice of partner, sex act, and condom use" (2002).\n\nThe per act chance of HIV transmission for receptive oral intercourse assuming an infected insertive partner is ~one in ten-thousand.\n\nwhich would mean one BJ per night with an HIV carrier for the next twenty-seven years.\n\nso, no, its a pretty ineffective way to contract HIV. \n\nhaha owned, dumba
are you stupid. yah it might be a "pretty ineffective way to contract HIV" but it's still A WAY. gawd are you retarded this is a statistic it doesn't freaking mean you have to blow an HIV carrier ten thousand times to contract HIV it means a freaking ratio! you could get it the very first time so yah make him wear a condom if you don't know him because HIV meds cost a hell of alot more than latex
being lame > having an std
Why did you not taste the condom until you burped? Did you eat it?
firsty is a tool
no, you know what, and all you little "followers" who vote thumbs down just make me sad. do you have no other way to achieve a sense of belonging than to be fans of some random loser whose only accomplishment is spending too much time on TFLN and irritating dozens of people at once? the catchphrase might have been funny once or twice and now it's just a weird cult-like thing that is not humorous, and if you get your kicks out of pissing off people on the internet I highly suggest you get
a life and a new hobby.
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
i love you so much
You could have just given him head after he took the condom off, that damn latex flavour lingers.
I know, like, protection is so lame. Cool people get STDs.
"Firstys" i hope u fart in the kitchen while cookin one day and ur balls catch fire
you kidding? firstys can't cook! :o
@anon8609 you're the reason they do it, they want a reaction from you. To get them to stop just stop acknowledging them.
I'm aware they're trying to get a reaction, what I don't understand is what kind of sad individual finds that entertaining...
At least you admit that it's kinda lame
Get educated britnone.
This has to be fake. No one is sluttier when they're sober than when they're drunk. No one.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Why would the person you’re asking know?
@simba7, that's not actually how you reproduce.
What you said about burning balls off from farting is completely irrelevant.
@stig... as in Top Gear? FUCK YES!!!
You're not a whore at all.
Help, I'm allergic to latex. Quick hand me a pretzel firstyfollower.
Suck my dick:)
Condom for a bj? Unless she has a past/ cold sores i saw no
You guys are dorks.
Omg for a bj... That's sad
What a bitch. Just give a handy then. Giving head through a condom.... Defeats the whole fucking purpose. Bitches nowadays
What's up Houston! Htowns finestt
Tired of firsty-type drainers? Use diversionary tactics. I prefer the race-war variety
What u taste is a dental dam- must have been a hell of a nite slut!!!
They give it up freely. No force needed. Lame
no, you're really fucking lame.
Way to keep Houston cool...
How do u stop 5 black guys raping a white girl? Throw em a basketball! Ba-dum, kshh
These haters are making me firsty! :)
Omg... You are too cute with that one...fuckin wow! I'll never get those 3 seconds bakkk
Anon8609 pure conjecture on your part, do not assume you know anything about anyone that posts or remarks on this site, \njust like in the pretzel bible .. Ok that one was just for fun ; )
wow... did you really uncle ruckus?
SWEET SAFE SEX IS THE BEST SEX, BUT NO CONDOM FOR BJS
No he was wearing a condom foolishly to protect himself from your herpes face. You managed to suck that rubber right off him. Poor guy, if only he knew condoms won't save him from herpes or warts.
Was that a bible reference?
Wow anon, calm down! it's ok! I don't really think firsty is a cult, he is his own person not making anyone join a group!! Lol Annnd you do know by you saying that you gave firsty exactly what he wants. I mean go for it, I find it funny how people get so pissed, but if it bothers you that much... I'm just saying.
He’s not really unique or anything. He’s mimicking KeithStone who was quoting Seinfield.. soo you’re all just a series of assholes that keep giving shitty texts extra comments with nothing to say.\n\nOn that note, why would she taste condom when she burped unless she swallowed it?
These pretzels are making me firsty!!\nFirsty why did you drink late-orade?
is either that, or u like condoms for breakfast...
Wtfwjd.... Love it.. Just in time to return to the \n" just like the bible " posts... So easy to make people scream w that one....
Omg dunno wots worse this shitty fake txt or the crap responses about firsty! Get laid losers
Oh that wasn't a BJ u went all the way and that condom it broke
Anon8609 calm the fuck doooooown.
Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way
It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!
Thank god you used a condom to suck his cock...cuz from the sound of it we would not like you to reproduce in this world...
wow... that's your only concern?! how about sucking someone's dick when you are drunk....HOE!!!!!
Being the first firsty on the post makes me quite firsty
Stop trying to put the focus on you lame ass no name idiots. This is firsty's world and folks like you are uninvited. Be gone bastards.
Firsty kicks ass