I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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thanks, by the way.....
A poptart makes everything better
did yah toast it first?
a kind soul
Firsty get killed
That was very generous of you.
These poptarts are making me firsty
You're a wonderful person
What this world needs is a few more pop tarts.
Was he an Indian with a guy who looked like Jim Morrison
these tflns have gotten progressively worse over the past month
Stepped On A Poptart
That's "stepped on a pop-top." "Margaritaville" was written during the days when beer and soda cans had removable pull-tabs. People often discarded the pull-tabs on the ground, where they were a hazard to people walking barefoot.
MyWife... You need to stop now.. Yours wasn't even funny the first time I read it.
You deserve an award.
Yeahh man I'm so high and firsty
Thats no naked guy, that's my wife!
And heres a glass of chardonay for the naked wife.... And some sunscreen..
9:17- wayne's world ftw.
The poptart hads teh roofys
Should have given him pretzels
Poptarts are yummy but yeah firsty they can make you thirsty.
I now have a shred of hope left in man kind
Me no likey !
Dont worry beer dingo on duty.... Passing out strong brew to those that do not subscribe to firstypalooza.. Beer for you.. You get belgian ale... Ew you get bud lite... Ummm mead for you...and all get pretzels.
Poptarts make everything better.
Security? Please escort douche bag out for unnecessary threats of death to Firsty?!