I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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thanks, by the way.....
did yah toast it first?
A poptart makes everything better
a kind soul
These poptarts are making me firsty
Firsty get killed
That was very generous of you.
You're a wonderful person
What this world needs is a few more pop tarts.
Was he an Indian with a guy who looked like Jim Morrison
these tflns have gotten progressively worse over the past month
Yeahh man I'm so high and firsty
Poptarts are yummy but yeah firsty they can make you thirsty.
Stepped On A Poptart
That's "stepped on a pop-top." "Margaritaville" was written during the days when beer and soda cans had removable pull-tabs. People often discarded the pull-tabs on the ground, where they were a hazard to people walking barefoot.
9:17- wayne's world ftw.
I now have a shred of hope left in man kind
You deserve an award.
Should have given him pretzels
MyWife... You need to stop now.. Yours wasn't even funny the first time I read it.
Thats no naked guy, that's my wife!
And heres a glass of chardonay for the naked wife.... And some sunscreen..
Dont worry beer dingo on duty.... Passing out strong brew to those that do not subscribe to firstypalooza.. Beer for you.. You get belgian ale... Ew you get bud lite... Ummm mead for you...and all get pretzels.
Me no likey !
The poptart hads teh roofys
Security? Please escort douche bag out for unnecessary threats of death to Firsty?!
Poptarts make everything better.