I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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thanks, by the way.....
A poptart makes everything better
did yah toast it first?
a kind soul
Firsty get killed
These poptarts are making me firsty
That was very generous of you.
What this world needs is a few more pop tarts.
You're a wonderful person
Was he an Indian with a guy who looked like Jim Morrison
these tflns have gotten progressively worse over the past month
You deserve an award.
MyWife... You need to stop now.. Yours wasn't even funny the first time I read it.
Yeahh man I'm so high and firsty
Stepped On A Poptart
That's "stepped on a pop-top." "Margaritaville" was written during the days when beer and soda cans had removable pull-tabs. People often discarded the pull-tabs on the ground, where they were a hazard to people walking barefoot.
Thats no naked guy, that's my wife!
And heres a glass of chardonay for the naked wife.... And some sunscreen..
9:17- wayne's world ftw.
The poptart hads teh roofys
Should have given him pretzels
I now have a shred of hope left in man kind
Poptarts are yummy but yeah firsty they can make you thirsty.
Poptarts make everything better.
Me no likey !
Dont worry beer dingo on duty.... Passing out strong brew to those that do not subscribe to firstypalooza.. Beer for you.. You get belgian ale... Ew you get bud lite... Ummm mead for you...and all get pretzels.
Security? Please escort douche bag out for unnecessary threats of death to Firsty?!