non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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When I was in 2nd grade I had a project where I needed all sorts of tubes. I found toilet paper roles and what not. Then in my mom's bathroom I found a bunch of small white tubes I thought would work perfectly. I went downstairs with one in my mouth to imitate smoking a cigarette. My mom screamed and started gagging. I had no idea why.
if you didn't finish you did it wrong
gross but i guess it's cool if you had fun
"Next you will tell me that it is the social norm in 3rd world countries to drink douche."
Most likely only a woman would find this funny...but holy shit is it funny!!
Its one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while here. Good one. Disgusting, but also hysterical.
one time I fingered a girl on the rag....I only found this out after realizing the blood stain on the back of my hand was from her pad.
hahahhaha this is hilarious
uhh 12:46... you probably shouldn't have wrote that..
as a girl, masturbating on your period? sounds pretty gross and messy to me
i just don't see how shoving a non-applicator tampon in there can be easier than having a nice plastic apparatus do it for you. just saying...
who uses non-applicator tampons OR pads?
It made me laugh, until I realized what all would currently be going on down there, then I got a little disgusted.
@ July 13 2:08\nYou made me wish I could add a comment to my favorites instead of the text.
why not just buy the tampax pearls they go in so smooth and you don't have to worry about getting bloody putting them in ;)
Weman shut the fuck up! This is not the place to talk about whats better to stick in your cunts. Let me eat my mcdonalds.
I'm slightly revolted yet laughing. This happens quite often due to teh interwebs.
the risk of TSS is very slim if you follow the damn instructions, 11:39. someone i know spoke to an ER doctor who had been practicing for awhile and said tampon-related TSS is pretty rare and that she had never seen it in her career. NOT saying it doesn't happen, but you seem to think using tampons = instant TSS and it does not.
hhahahahaah that is disgusting on so many levels.
but truely histerical at the same time,
props to you
12:47- the tampon fits inside the applicator, so logic says the applicator must be BIGGER than the tampon itself or else it won't fit. Granted, it;s not going to be that much bigger, but it will definitely be bigger.
@ 11:39 thank you I was thinking the same thing get some sense ppl
I'm strangely aroused by this!
K it's totally normal to finger yourself and even when u have ur period you still get really horny if anything I get even more horny so it feels even better and u just wash ur hands really well after and it's no big deal and she was drunk so I'm sure at the time she didn't care! but yeah next time in the shower works!
Oh my god that was a long sentence!
Quite right, 12:44, quite right. Ain't nothing wrong with playing the red carpet now and again.
3:52, it doesn't take a medical student to know that all women's vaginas are positioned at different angles in their bodies, thank you very much. i just angle the applicator as i need to. i don't find it to be that hard, i never realized that many women did...
Non-applicator tampons are way more convenient in a lot of ways, plus they're way better on the environment.
That being said, I know masturbation is healthy and all, but that chick's gonna have some dirty fingernails. Yucky. Bad night for me!
I think this girl deserves the "Red Badge of Courage"
One question though...did she wash her hands before she sent the text?
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!
non applicators are fine, it's just that americans cannot touch themselves because they feel "dirty"
and im guessing her flow mustve been light if she didnt notice wut she was doing...
@9:06. Random that our numbers are reversed. 1:32pm, thank you. The ones I had spoken to were not afraid of TSS. MEN get TSS. They call it "Cat Scratch Fever". No joke. A male doctor thought it would be unmanly to tell men they had the "tampon disorder". I've read the pamphlet, when I was 12, and even then I knew not to just leave it there for days.
Seems like she'd text more drunkinly
12:52 while they may be better on the environment on the macro level. However micro environments such as your bloody uterine filled fingernails and battered vagina may appreciate the applicator.
HAHAHAHA this is so funny. Best TFLN ever.
I can't stop laughing...I can't breath...
lmfao. shit thats funny as hell
um, gross. you fingered your own period blood. and didn't stop after the first minute when you realized what you were doing. that's just revolting. i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe your flow was just very, very light.
How is that a good night.? thats a very bad night
I don't really like the normal applicator tampons. Everytime I try to do it seems to hurt like its too big I love the OBs though because they are soo small and it doesn't hurt. Also I am a virgin so maybe thats why applicator ones hurt.
12:32 I agree that pads are disgustingm but non-applicator tampons are pretty popular. I work at a grocery store and tonnes of girls buy them. I personally use them. They're much smaller and easier to insert if your vagina isn't 10 feet wide.
I use OB tampons, I think they're the best ones.
Plus, they are much smaller, and not wrapped in bright yellow plastic
Why the fuck did so many people call this a good night?
12:42 PM. i'm in love with you.
stirring the barn paint....lol....the rest of this post is lame.
@4:23--yes this IS atw at myrtle beach this weekend......hahahhahahahha I'm about to piss my pants from laughing i cant believe this made it to this website
omg i know this person cuz i SAW the actual text...........lol good times in myrtle beach right ATW? hehe
lollerskates 2:08 sooo many kids do stuff like that. and it still makes me laugh.
Up she was drunk and horny I can't blame her fingering yourself feels prettty good no matter when
4:14, this is 4:06. i was mainly annoyed with her need to announce first thing that she is a med student to validate her opinion. i am a senior biology major at U of M, more than capable of understanding her explanation, but i didn't feel the need to announce that.
1:46 - why? whats to be afraid of?
I'm too scared to even use tampons
12:43, wtf? applicator tampons aren't any bigger, they just have an applicator to put them in. dumbass.
ahahahhahahahah who the fuck texts this? hysterical.
annie. all im gunna say.
6:09 you make me feel proud for thinking of "stirring the barn paint."
Tampons are not that big. Hell, makes me wonder how big your man's dick is if you can't handle a tampon.
theyre really not that hard to put in
lot easer than applicators in my opinion
I don't like tampons. I'm never heavy for them.
haha i like that people are arguing about tampons. and she was saying that some women find it easier to use nonaplicator ones...obviously most find it easier to use applicator ones...geez ppl need to calm down "thank you very much"....i've used both i think nonapplicator is harder
LOL I'm a 571 as well and this makes me wonder who this is.
at 5:44-i was thinking the same thing but maybe she sent ti later
and 9:16......i wuz just wondering that
At first I laughed... and then realized that she was on her period... dirty. Still so funny.
non applicator tampons are a ton cheaper. hence a lot of girls buy themm
I live in Myrtle Beach...kinda weirded out...
nothing like a bloody mary. Isn't that right 12:42
yall are all retarded. it's a fucking tampon. we all have different preferences!!
@12:24 - you shouldn't know that.
So non-Americans have no problem stirring the barn paint. Next you will tell me that it is the social norm in 3rd world countries to drink douche.
hun im soo with you on this one!! been there done that ....how sad...your not alone in the world tho!!!
the reason most people don't use tampons isn't because they're not used to the size, it's b/c of the risk of TSS, look that shit up.
Dude, OB/non-applicators are NOT tampons. They are at best, ear plugs. I know 30 year old women who fear the tampon. I'm guessing the men in their lives have not been impressive. She may not have been "stirring the barn paint", which is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Being drunk, she may just have realized it was time to change out, but not had any flow at the moment. Besides, when you're drunk... could you really tell the difference between that and being aroused? I think not.
1:46- I'm really happy you said "Weman" instead of "Women"
go back to school.
I'm laughing so hard I can barely see. AHAHHAHAHA.