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  • 99 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:08pm

    When I was in 2nd grade I had a project where I needed all sorts of tubes. I found toilet paper roles and what not. Then in my mom's bathroom I found a bunch of small white tubes I thought would work perfectly. I went downstairs with one in my mouth to imitate smoking a cigarette. My mom screamed and started gagging. I had no idea why.

  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:56pm

    why not just buy the tampax pearls they go in so smooth and you don't have to worry about getting bloody putting them in ;)

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:21pm

    "Next you will tell me that it is the social norm in 3rd world countries to drink douche." HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:09pm

    Most likely only a woman would find this funny...but holy shit is it funny!!

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:26am

    I'm strangely aroused by this!

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:38pm

    i just don't see how shoving a non-applicator tampon in there can be easier than having a nice plastic apparatus do it for you. just saying...

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:03pm

    12:52 while they may be better on the environment on the macro level. However micro environments such as your bloody uterine filled fingernails and battered vagina may appreciate the applicator.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:13am

    @ 11:39 thank you I was thinking the same thing get some sense ppl

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:23pm

    gross but i guess it's cool if you had fun

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:11pm

    Quite right, 12:44, quite right. Ain't nothing wrong with playing the red carpet now and again. ~12:42

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:43pm

    Its one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while here. Good one. Disgusting, but also hysterical.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:22pm

    if you didn't finish you did it wrong

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:32pm

    ew gross. who uses non-applicator tampons OR pads?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:28am

    12:42 PM. i'm in love with you.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:23am

    I don't like tampons. I'm never heavy for them.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:46am

    K it's totally normal to finger yourself and even when u have ur period you still get really horny if anything I get even more horny so it feels even better and u just wash ur hands really well after and it's no big deal and she was drunk so I'm sure at the time she didn't care! but yeah next time in the shower works!

    • 34 38
      Submitted by jltc on Jul 15, 11 at 5:02pm

      Oh my god that was a long sentence!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:27pm

    @4:23--yes this IS atw at myrtle beach this weekend......hahahhahahahha I'm about to piss my pants from laughing i cant believe this made it to this website

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:52pm

    hhahahahaah that is disgusting on so many levels. but truely histerical at the same time, props to you

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:59pm

    12:47- the tampon fits inside the applicator, so logic says the applicator must be BIGGER than the tampon itself or else it won't fit. Granted, it;s not going to be that much bigger, but it will definitely be bigger.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:06pm

    Up she was drunk and horny I can't blame her fingering yourself feels prettty good no matter when

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:52pm

    Non-applicator tampons are way more convenient in a lot of ways, plus they're way better on the environment. That being said, I know masturbation is healthy and all, but that chick's gonna have some dirty fingernails. Yucky. Bad night for me!

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:43pm

    I can't stop laughing...I can't breath...

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:13pm

    1:46- I'm really happy you said "Weman" instead of "Women" go back to school.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:49am

    I don't really like the normal applicator tampons. Everytime I try to do it seems to hurt like its too big I love the OBs though because they are soo small and it doesn't hurt. Also I am a virgin so maybe thats why applicator ones hurt.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:23pm

    I'm slightly revolted yet laughing. This happens quite often due to teh interwebs.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:27pm

    one time I fingered a girl on the rag....I only found this out after realizing the blood stain on the back of my hand was from her pad.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:47pm

    12:43, wtf? applicator tampons aren't any bigger, they just have an applicator to put them in. dumbass.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:32pm

    the risk of TSS is very slim if you follow the damn instructions, 11:39. someone i know spoke to an ER doctor who had been practicing for awhile and said tampon-related TSS is pretty rare and that she had never seen it in her career. NOT saying it doesn't happen, but you seem to think using tampons = instant TSS and it does not.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:25pm

    It made me laugh, until I realized what all would currently be going on down there, then I got a little disgusted.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:27am

    at 5:44-i was thinking the same thing but maybe she sent ti later and 9:16......i wuz just wondering that

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:59am

    I think this girl deserves the "Red Badge of Courage" One question though...did she wash her hands before she sent the text?

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:46pm

    I'm too scared to even use tampons

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:58am

    How is that a good night.? thats a very bad night

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:09pm

    Hahahha. non applicators are fine, it's just that americans cannot touch themselves because they feel "dirty" and im guessing her flow mustve been light if she didnt notice wut she was doing... btut hahah

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:05am

    Emma Frolia!

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    yall are all retarded. it's a fucking tampon. we all have different preferences!!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    annie. all im gunna say.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:23pm

    At first I laughed... and then realized that she was on her period... dirty. Still so funny.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:32pm

    PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:15pm

    lmfao. shit thats funny as hell

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:06pm

    6:09 you make me feel proud for thinking of "stirring the barn paint."

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:06pm

    HAHAHAHA this is so funny. Best TFLN ever.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:03am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:40pm

    ahahahhahahahah who the fuck texts this? hysterical.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by jh0675 on Jul 22, 11 at 11:50pm

    @ July 13 2:08\nYou made me wish I could add a comment to my favorites instead of the text.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:44am

    Seems like she'd text more drunkinly

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:40pm

    um, gross. you fingered your own period blood. and didn't stop after the first minute when you realized what you were doing. that's just revolting. i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe your flow was just very, very light.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:07am

    I live in Myrtle Beach...kinda weirded out...

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:12pm

    uhh 12:46... you probably shouldn't have wrote that.. as a girl, masturbating on your period? sounds pretty gross and messy to me

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:06pm

    3:52, it doesn't take a medical student to know that all women's vaginas are positioned at different angles in their bodies, thank you very much. i just angle the applicator as i need to. i don't find it to be that hard, i never realized that many women did...

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:32pm

    4:14, this is 4:06. i was mainly annoyed with her need to announce first thing that she is a med student to validate her opinion. i am a senior biology major at U of M, more than capable of understanding her explanation, but i didn't feel the need to announce that.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:43pm

    12:32 I agree that pads are disgustingm but non-applicator tampons are pretty popular. I work at a grocery store and tonnes of girls buy them. I personally use them. They're much smaller and easier to insert if your vagina isn't 10 feet wide.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:52pm

    hahahhaha this is hilarious

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:21pm

    I use OB tampons, I think they're the best ones. Plus, they are much smaller, and not wrapped in bright yellow plastic

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:17pm

    non applicator tampons are a ton cheaper. hence a lot of girls buy themm

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:14pm

    So non-Americans have no problem stirring the barn paint. Next you will tell me that it is the social norm in 3rd world countries to drink douche.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:21pm

    stirring the barn paint....lol....the rest of this post is lame.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:23pm

    omg i know this person cuz i SAW the actual text...........lol good times in myrtle beach right ATW? hehe

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:31pm

    hun im soo with you on this one!! been there done that ....how sad...your not alone in the world tho!!!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:41pm

    @9:06. Random that our numbers are reversed. 1:32pm, thank you. The ones I had spoken to were not afraid of TSS. MEN get TSS. They call it "Cat Scratch Fever". No joke. A male doctor thought it would be unmanly to tell men they had the "tampon disorder". I've read the pamphlet, when I was 12, and even then I knew not to just leave it there for days.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:39pm

    the reason most people don't use tampons isn't because they're not used to the size, it's b/c of the risk of TSS, look that shit up.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:15pm

    lollerskates 2:08 sooo many kids do stuff like that. and it still makes me laugh.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:44pm

    LOL I'm a 571 as well and this makes me wonder who this is.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:44pm

    nothing like a bloody mary. Isn't that right 12:42

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:28pm

    Tampons are not that big. Hell, makes me wonder how big your man's dick is if you can't handle a tampon.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:16am

    Why the fuck did so many people call this a good night?

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:46pm

    Weman shut the fuck up! This is not the place to talk about whats better to stick in your cunts. Let me eat my mcdonalds.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:09pm

    Dude, OB/non-applicators are NOT tampons. They are at best, ear plugs. I know 30 year old women who fear the tampon. I'm guessing the men in their lives have not been impressive. She may not have been "stirring the barn paint", which is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Being drunk, she may just have realized it was time to change out, but not had any flow at the moment. Besides, when you're drunk... could you really tell the difference between that and being aroused? I think not.

  • 16 18
    Submitted by letsdothis11 on Jun 1, 13 at 11:48pm

    I'm laughing so hard I can barely see. AHAHHAHAHA.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:16pm

    1:46 - why? whats to be afraid of?

  • 31 53
    Submitted by blahhblahblah on Mar 21, 10 at 11:23pm

    Aaaahhhhh hahahaha

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:00pm

    theyre really not that hard to put in lot easer than applicators in my opinion

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:01pm

    @12:24 - you shouldn't know that.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:14pm

    @4:06 haha i like that people are arguing about tampons. and she was saying that some women find it easier to use nonaplicator ones...obviously most find it easier to use applicator ones...geez ppl need to calm down "thank you very much"....i've used both i think nonapplicator is harder