i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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This...this isn't mayo...
Imagine what she would do for a $6 burger from Carl's Jr.
Is a slice of cheese really worth 20c? It's so greasy that it's delicious either way.
J00know it's bad when she prefers the mcdouble to his Mcstick!
that mcdouble must be really good then...
She got food and laid- this chick knows whats up
Oh Em Gee! RuleBook! Stick to your own schtick! : P
Because he is cheap and bought a McDouble instead of a double cheeseburger with 2 slices of cheese...pathetic fatty.
Wow...reduced to jerkin it off to fast food. Not good.
More like having double the pleasure in life:\nGluttony and Lust without all that annoying whining in between.
Now I know how to impress my girlfriend :D
This is from a guy...
the true meaning of double fisting
he replaced that missing slice of cheese with some high preotein cum
She prob started blowing him like 10 seconds later