i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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This...this isn't mayo...
Imagine what she would do for a $6 burger from Carl's Jr.
that mcdouble must be really good then...
J00know it's bad when she prefers the mcdouble to his Mcstick!
Is a slice of cheese really worth 20c? It's so greasy that it's delicious either way.
She got food and laid- this chick knows whats up
Oh Em Gee! RuleBook! Stick to your own schtick! : P
Because he is cheap and bought a McDouble instead of a double cheeseburger with 2 slices of cheese...pathetic fatty.
Wow...reduced to jerkin it off to fast food. Not good.
More like having double the pleasure in life:\nGluttony and Lust without all that annoying whining in between.
Now I know how to impress my girlfriend :D
This is from a guy...
the true meaning of double fisting
he replaced that missing slice of cheese with some high preotein cum
She prob started blowing him like 10 seconds later