this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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Jeez lightin up....why get so uptight over a text. Laugh at the simple things in life. Why wish desease and death on people just because they sent something stupid to one of their friends. You wanna know whats really "mind numbingly stupid" lady gaga and all her stupid outfits....
well they only wash the bedding in a hotel room once a month... so you can imagine whats on those..... as for the coffee pot, and if they dont wash the bedding for that long you can only think of how often they clean those things.... PLUS there is the factor of the iron, most people dont wash those haha mmmmmm taste the N1H1!!! HA!
Too bad I've made a grilled cheese with an iron before. It's called freshman year of college, it was my iron though so I know I'm not getting any strange diseases like the OP will probably get
You need to reach ~180 deg. F to sanitize. So, grilled cheese with the iron is fine, since that reaches boiling. Most drip coffee makers do not reach 180, but the risks you take there should be about the same as just using it to make coffee, so the "omg you gets a disease oh noes!!" argument smells a little like bullshit to me.
U make the 407 proud
If you get foil to go along with the bread and cheese, it's not the least sanitary thing out there.
you are now my god.
that is fucking AMAZING
you dumb fucks bitching about diseases...
a coffee pot will get water very close to boiling
an iron gets to about 250C
i guarantee the texter got more bacteria from brushing their teeth than from eating that food...
who the eff announces "this is a mass text" dont try to make both your parents believe you have friends
do people really send mass texts like this? if anyone ever sent me anything this stupid I would question my friendship with them
Bear Grylls is oficially your bitch
as i read i could totally see how he did all this
Hahahahaha. Oh my fucking God.
You are amazing.
You can tell your life is miserable when you get mad as fuck and wish death on someone for making food.
This didnt happen to of held place in a hotel in Virginia did it ? if so ... I was there ! BYAH! breaking into high class hotel kitchen, then cookin in the hotel room
Your going to hell if you think your god. But an awesome joke dude!!
someone's seen benny and joon too many times
Anyone who starts with "this is a mass text" is probably college aged or younger, so props on getting a room for your girl. The rest is doubtable. I don't think you can bring food to the rooms, and room service wouldn't bring slices of bread, cheese, and uncooked pasta to guests. Even if they did, you expect us to believe that you spent the time cooking pasta in a coffemaker over with your girl or ordering room service?
I want to pee In this gods butt
The hotel they put her in wanted something like 16 bucks for a bowl of cereal and milk. And I think she wanted leftover $$ for booze.
i've done something like that before. I've cooked rice in one of those classic t-pots before.
in prison i learned how to cook Ramen Noodles using a sink, a book, a tube of toothpaste and a plastic cup
I pee in the coffee pot!
WHO DARE ATTEMPT TO CLAIM MY ROLE?!
Oh mighty god let's fuck
You must be a broke ass flight attendant, haha been there, done that. Quit while u are ahead
He is the true savior!!!! Lol
Try going out. TO A RESTAURANT, PENNILESS FOLK SHOULD STAY HOME , NOT RENT HOTEL ROOMS
Your just too cheap to order room service haha
Oh please. I was doing that shit before you were a drunken gleam in your parents' eyes.
My pussy gushes rivers for you. Oh wait never mind. I just got my period. Douchebag.
*Real Men Of Genius*
Dude you have skills
Are you aware of what people do with the iron and coffee pots for the specific reason that they are usually over looked in the cleaning process. They have a penicillin for that.
very god like!!!! but wouldnt it take like 4 hours to get your coffee pot to start boiling?? dedication!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmnmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pasta :)
I get text like this, they make me laugh.
OP, you are a raging douche and I hope you catch some sort of disease from your pointless lazy and mind numbingly stupid escapade.
Lmao, that is true awesomeness!
I once melted chocolate in the hotel coffee maker to make chocolate covered strawberries. He was impressed...
What did she use foil on? Because foil reflects heat, which is why it never gets hot in the oven. Rainman could've done that and he was a ruhtard.
"This is a mass text" = I'm sending this to the only 5 people in my phone. Act impressed at how cheap I am.
You're amazing. Genius
Been done for years but if your just know doing this you need to pay attention to life around you. From "us poor folk"
You're fucking retarded. Caveman!
Where did you get the uncooked food to begin with? Why nit just order pizza/room service?
correct me if i'm wrong ... but dont you mean h1n1?
its pretty resourceful, but hardly godworthy. now maybe if he brewed a tasty stout from the curtains in the bathtub or something...
With the hotel iron???awesome yet nasty:-p
Denzel ironed grill cheese in 'he got game' so nicely played
Woahhhh, Your currently my hero.
Johnny Depp made grilled cheese with an iron in Benny
Just imagine what you could do with a blowdryer!
You are a mother fucking moron, anyone with half a brain could do that...I hope uget H1N1 and die a slow and painful death...very soon
Reminds me of the movie Benny and Joon.
Yes these are the basic skills to learn now so later when you are in prison you will be a great wife!
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wow 12:47 anger issues??
that's just such a pinnacle of male ingenuity and invention that there should be an award for it.
Orlando stand up """
I've done that before you're not so hot
More a question of how often is the coffee pot cleaned
Fuck off, 12:40. Why do you feel the need to tell others anything. You aren't special bitch.
I've made quesadillas with a hotel iron - you just need to put a piece of foil over it and then no worries about it being clean.
FWIW, they were pretty tasty too!
Hahahahahahahaha!!! I got this text. Sender is actually a female stuck on a business trip with a ridiculously low per diem for food. And she used foil.