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  • Jeez lightin up....why get so uptight over a text. Laugh at the simple things in life. Why wish desease and death on people just because they sent something stupid to one of their friends. You wanna know whats really "mind numbingly stupid" lady gaga and all her stupid outfits....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:40pm
  • well they only wash the bedding in a hotel room once a month... so you can imagine whats on those..... as for the coffee pot, and if they dont wash the bedding for that long you can only think of how often they clean those things.... PLUS there is the factor of the iron, most people dont wash those haha mmmmmm taste the N1H1!!! HA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:27am
  • Too bad I've made a grilled cheese with an iron before. It's called freshman year of college, it was my iron though so I know I'm not getting any strange diseases like the OP will probably get

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:40pm
  • You need to reach ~180 deg. F to sanitize. So, grilled cheese with the iron is fine, since that reaches boiling. Most drip coffee makers do not reach 180, but the risks you take there should be about the same as just using it to make coffee, so the "omg you gets a disease oh noes!!" argument smells a little like bullshit to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:04pm
  • U make the 407 proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:02am
  • If you get foil to go along with the bread and cheese, it's not the least sanitary thing out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:17pm
  • you are now my god. that is fucking AMAZING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:36pm
  • you dumb fucks bitching about diseases... a coffee pot will get water very close to boiling an iron gets to about 250C i guarantee the texter got more bacteria from brushing their teeth than from eating that food...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:19pm
  • who the eff announces "this is a mass text" dont try to make both your parents believe you have friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:50am
  • do people really send mass texts like this? if anyone ever sent me anything this stupid I would question my friendship with them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Bear Grylls is oficially your bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:22pm
  • as i read i could totally see how he did all this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:06pm
  • You can tell your life is miserable when you get mad as fuck and wish death on someone for making food. --az

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Hahahahaha. Oh my fucking God. You are amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:29pm
  • This didnt happen to of held place in a hotel in Virginia did it ? if so ... I was there ! BYAH! breaking into high class hotel kitchen, then cookin in the hotel room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:06am
  • The hotel they put her in wanted something like 16 bucks for a bowl of cereal and milk. And I think she wanted leftover $$ for booze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Your going to hell if you think your god. But an awesome joke dude!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:59pm
  • I want to pee In this gods butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:56pm
  • someone's seen benny and joon too many times

    Submitted by hpnut on Jan 20, 12 at 3:35pm
  • Anyone who starts with "this is a mass text" is probably college aged or younger, so props on getting a room for your girl. The rest is doubtable. I don't think you can bring food to the rooms, and room service wouldn't bring slices of bread, cheese, and uncooked pasta to guests. Even if they did, you expect us to believe that you spent the time cooking pasta in a coffemaker over with your girl or ordering room service?

    Submitted by tiffbran on Jan 19, 11 at 11:22pm
  • i've done something like that before. I've cooked rice in one of those classic t-pots before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:31am
  • WHO DARE ATTEMPT TO CLAIM MY ROLE?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:30pm
  • in prison i learned how to cook Ramen Noodles using a sink, a book, a tube of toothpaste and a plastic cup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:36am
  • Oh mighty god let's fuck 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:47pm
  • I pee in the coffee pot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:22pm
  • You must be a broke ass flight attendant, haha been there, done that. Quit while u are ahead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:21pm
  • He is the true savior!!!! Lol

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:52am
  • Try going out. TO A RESTAURANT, PENNILESS FOLK SHOULD STAY HOME , NOT RENT HOTEL ROOMS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Oh please. I was doing that shit before you were a drunken gleam in your parents' eyes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Your just too cheap to order room service haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:32pm
  • My pussy gushes rivers for you. Oh wait never mind. I just got my period. Douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:06pm
  • *Real Men Of Genius*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Dude you have skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:24am
  • Are you aware of what people do with the iron and coffee pots for the specific reason that they are usually over looked in the cleaning process. They have a penicillin for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:26pm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmnmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pasta :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:40pm
  • very god like!!!! but wouldnt it take like 4 hours to get your coffee pot to start boiling?? dedication!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Lmao, that is true awesomeness!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I once melted chocolate in the hotel coffee maker to make chocolate covered strawberries. He was impressed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:55pm
  • I get text like this, they make me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:34pm
  • OP, you are a raging douche and I hope you catch some sort of disease from your pointless lazy and mind numbingly stupid escapade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:33pm
  • "This is a mass text" = I'm sending this to the only 5 people in my phone. Act impressed at how cheap I am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:13pm
  • You're amazing. Genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:13pm
  • What did she use foil on? Because foil reflects heat, which is why it never gets hot in the oven. Rainman could've done that and he was a ruhtard.

    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Mar 31, 10 at 10:09am
  • Where did you get the uncooked food to begin with? Why nit just order pizza/room service?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:03am
  • You're fucking retarded. Caveman!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:52pm
  • its pretty resourceful, but hardly godworthy. now maybe if he brewed a tasty stout from the curtains in the bathtub or something...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:42am
  • Been done for years but if your just know doing this you need to pay attention to life around you. From "us poor folk"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Woahhhh, Your currently my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Denzel ironed grill cheese in 'he got game' so nicely played

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:01pm
  • 1:27 correct me if i'm wrong ... but dont you mean h1n1? ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:14pm
  • With the hotel iron???awesome yet nasty:-p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:17am
  • Johnny Depp made grilled cheese with an iron in Benny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:04pm
  • You are a mother fucking moron, anyone with half a brain could do that...I hope uget H1N1 and die a slow and painful death...very soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Haute Cuisine! Just imagine what you could do with a blowdryer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Yes these are the basic skills to learn now so later when you are in prison you will be a great wife!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Reminds me of the movie Benny and Joon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:03pm
  • RUSH LIMBAUGH JUST CALLED OBAMA A HERMAPHRODITE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:20pm
  • that's just such a pinnacle of male ingenuity and invention that there should be an award for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Orlando stand up """

    Submitted by YoungDk on Jun 3, 10 at 12:03am
  • wow 12:47 anger issues?? -12:40 (2)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I've done that before you're not so hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:56pm
  • More a question of how often is the coffee pot cleaned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Fuck off, 12:40. Why do you feel the need to tell others anything. You aren't special bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:47pm
  • I've made quesadillas with a hotel iron - you just need to put a piece of foil over it and then no worries about it being clean. FWIW, they were pretty tasty too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Hahahahahahahaha!!! I got this text. Sender is actually a female stuck on a business trip with a ridiculously low per diem for food. And she used foil.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:10pm
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