if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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classic male response. we block out what we dont care about and only hear what we want to. now go make us a sandwich
I plowed you so hard that your bed broke?? I think YOU owe ME $600!!
@Goosebreath - you pick up "definitely" yet say nothing of the imbeciles grammar used in the text ?!
How do you break a 600 dollar bed! Holy July! Just but and air mattress!
LOL The second person's area code is leet (1337).
Good night? no. Awesome amazing night? Most deffinatly.
Seriously? I'm sure harsh language will make him work harder on his grammar.
Use the floor next time
Lafayette girls ROCK!
Not unless you had pretzels... Firsty? Where are you?
Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way
Soviet pretzel. Bed fucks you. Charges YOU $600. Get the jist. First.
Look up "Briana Banks Fucked Until Bed Breaks."
southwest Louisiana at it's finest. hate to say I live here.
Use the couch next time. If he breaks that, try a car. If he breaks that, you're screwed.
Been there, done that. I hope Sarah reads this
Jenny we need to put put a BOLO for Firsty. He's missing.
Okay so I wouldn't be asking for money...I would be asking for him to come over AGAIN! sounds like the best night EVER!
That dude is my hero! did he jump from the ceiling into her?
HERES YOUR MACARONI STUPID INTERNET GOD, take this as a WIN.
These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey Firsty follower and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!
Comicsansbold, fuck you.
Nice night then?!?
It's time to stop dating rapists