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  • Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 23, 10 at 11:39am

    This actually made me laugh. Bravo.

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    Submitted by JerkingWhiteBoy on Mar 23, 10 at 9:35pm

    That's fucking hillarious

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    Submitted by redielg on Mar 23, 10 at 12:20pm

    Ah I love Miami.

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    Submitted by VoodooBanshee on Mar 24, 10 at 2:22am

    I can relate.

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    Submitted by burnt921 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:40am

    Best txt ever

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 11:01am

    I love this text.

  • Submitted by jackpassion on Mar 23, 10 at 11:29am

    I soviet Russia, bagel eats you.

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    Submitted by gdawg1300 on Mar 23, 10 at 2:03pm

    Finally one from Miami...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 5:59pm

    Hahaha. I would do that.

  • Submitted by Strad001 on Mar 25, 10 at 1:23pm

    I was looking for one to make the guy next to me in class laugh. thanks!

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    Submitted by kevin226 on Mar 24, 10 at 1:04am

    yum bagel cream cheese while high.... lofe cant get any better

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      Submitted by PierreTheLion on Mar 25, 11 at 11:24pm

      MICROWAVE IT! SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT!

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    Submitted by HxCami10 on Jul 28, 10 at 1:59pm

    Hahaha yes that's a definate win

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    Submitted by clairef on Mar 23, 10 at 3:25pm

    Dude I said the same thing last night while i was high...ITs the best and only way to eat a bagel

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 6:55pm

    Miami representttt!!!

  • Submitted by Shitner on Mar 23, 10 at 6:09pm

    The toaster oven is even better.

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    Submitted by ScSurfer1691 on Jul 5, 10 at 5:17pm

    weed makes everything better...i actually witnessed my roommate crying when the pizza guy showed up at our door

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    Submitted by C_powder_T on Mar 23, 10 at 11:28am

    Gabe?

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 23, 10 at 10:44am

    Geek...

  • Submitted by seraphimstrike on Mar 23, 10 at 11:42am

    Ah Miami...

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    Submitted by stephatron on Mar 29, 10 at 10:57pm

    God this is so great.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 6:01pm

    2:12 YES! seinfield!!

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    Submitted by Kaffrir on Mar 24, 10 at 11:01am

    I couldn't stop laughing.

  • Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 23, 10 at 9:38pm

    Hahaha, microwaving anything while high makes it better. I'm actually jealous, haven't been that high in way too long.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 2:12pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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    Submitted by MaraInsane on Apr 21, 11 at 2:08pm

    Shit I think I go to school with the first/last kid...either that or this is frightfully common.

  • Submitted by MaryMary on Mar 23, 10 at 11:49am

    Haha. Yes microwave. Best way.

  • Submitted by lolwutz on Mar 25, 10 at 2:20pm

    hahaha mine! ;D

  • Submitted by lostinadream on Mar 24, 10 at 5:15pm

    Finally, one that made me at least giggle. :D